Seal, of Approval from Fox News and Friends!!
FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple
Seal is taking sometime off.
He doesn’t want to be bothered will all this black stuff!
Mr. Heidi Klum is going to join his confused colored friends at the Cabin. Sean Hannity the Cabin’s landlord loves Seal even though he only had one hit record. The Batman movie score (I forgot the name of the dreadful record).
Sean is so excited that Seal is at the Cabin. Sean tells Carlson Tucker, “Seal is from Africa and he has never made a song about the exploitation of Africa. He has never spoke on that topic. Bono is blacker than him.” Carlson laughs.
Seal is wearing black nail polish and cargo pants with a T-shirt. Hannity tells Rupert Murdoch, “not to worry, the tribal African marks on his face are just for show. It’s a gimmick.” Rupert chuckles and gives Hannity a hi-five.
Seal is greeted by all his confused friends. People like:
Larry “I hate everything black people do” Elder
Jesse “Jealous” Jackson
Colin “The fucking liar” Powell
The Born Again Christian
Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry
Tiger “I am asian not black” Woods
Halle “I hate blackmen” Berry
Whoopi “I don’t need to see obama’s inauguration speech” Goldberg
Amy “The republican anal queen” Holmes
Wayne “I wish i could be Sammy Davis jr.” Brady
America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley
Diana “It’s time for me change into another gown” Ross,
Michael “I’m gonna get that black fella Obama” Steele
Clearance “I wear female underwear under my gown” Thomas
Lil “I changed my skin color and my nose, where’s my rich white guy” Kim
Bill O’Reilly was seen schooling Bob Johnson. Bill is highly upset Bob never invited him as a guest on 106 And Park. Sean announces the wrap-up party which will be held on Friday February 27th.
Halle falls to the floor and begins to cry like she always does. Bill O’Reilly is seen running to her rescue with a bottle of Prozac in hand and Rush Limbaugh is over heard saying to Ann Coulter, “Bill O is such a pervert”.
Sean show’s the artist Seal to his room. Seal doesn’t wanna hear about Black History Month
he wants to spend some quality time in Uncle Tom’s Cabin.
Other Articles by Jacky:
- Whoopi Sure Loves The Fox News Uncle Tom Retreat
- Tiger Woods is a Hole in One House Nigga!
- Jesse Jackson will cut your balls for Uncle Tom!
- WOW: DIANA ROSS IS THAT REALLY YOU??
- Tina Turner is fed-up with Black History Month!!!
- Tavis Smiley is one HAPPY HOUSE NEGRO….
- Prince is one Purple Ass House Nigga
- Lil Kim chosen to model Louis Vuitton at the Cabin retreat
- Wayne Brady Buckdances all the way to the Cabin Retreat!!
- Larry Elder on House Nigga Holiday
February 25th, 2009 at 09:35
I have had the unenviable pleasure of perusing your posts and blog on a few occasions – and would most humbly suggest you find a more suitable outlet for your somewhat inarticulate ramblings.
You sir, are an imbecile.
February 26th, 2009 at 05:13
And you sir Phoenix, are a hater. Shut the fuck up and buy a record before you judge.
Do you really believe with your syntax and sentence structure that you come from an intellectually superior place? (see, it’s not that hard to use some .25 cent words.)
You think because you use a formal surname such as “sir” that you come from a culturally superior perspective?
One would think that if you were so educated and articulate that you would be more well informed as to the nature of these articles.
Of pointing out the HYPROCRISY OF PROMINENT BLACKS BEING COURTED BY THE KLAN!!! AND THEN USING THEIR RACE AS A MEANS TO AN END??
Damn, Phoenix, I figured since you are so culturally and intellectually informed, you would be able to simply understand this?
Perhaps you need to go back and re-take reading comprehension at the 8th Grade Iowa state test?
Why don’t we just call you out Phoenix? You didn’t have a problem until you found out that your precious “SEAL” is a hypocrite.
It’s really hard to swallow isn’t it. Because he’s so talented and so sensitive right?
You’re just like that bitch hater that commented when their precious Prince was called out.
If you’re going to try and sit on a high horse and make judgments, perhaps YOU SHOULD BUY A FUCKING RECORD??
Check out someone’s work and music, before you sit on your high horse and take shots.
Do you make music? Have you composed songs and cut records? Do you write or publish? Do you get paid?
You use the word imbecile. Wow, were you looking in the mirror when you put that down?
Let me be clearer for you. You are not an imbecile.
You, are a fucking SQUARE.
A Square who judges. A square who spends all his money on girls that he can’t keep. Who has to purport to be superior to others so you can use your ego to cover up your insecurities and emptiness.
If you’re going to make enemies. You should know who your enemy is before you make them.
In other words, shut the fuck up and buy a record. Then maybe your square Seal loving ass will learn what good music is.
Go away, square. This blog has the truth. If you can’t handle how evil that is. Go Away.
Jacky? Isn’t it funny how many of these assholes are willing to let people of color hang with the Jesus Freaking LYNCHERS…
Just because they’re starstruck?
Really, who is the imbecile? Phoenix the Square for one….
SHUT THE FUCK UP. BUY A RECORD.