Shirley Jones Doing Playboy? WTF?
Shirley Jones is doing Playboy and she’s like 75yrs old – Who in their right mind would want to see Shirley Jones nude?
Some sick fuck over at Playboy magazine would. I heard the follow from Shirley Jones herself. She prayed and hope that the people over at Playboy would allow her to show more skin. Excuse me I must go to the bathroom and puke – Shirley is David Cassidy’s mother and they both had active roles on the old school television show the Partridge Family.
Do you care? Some of you do so I must continue. I’m sorry! Shirley said her comedian husband Marty Ingels suggested that she pose for Playboy. Is this a sick joke by her husband Marty? If so I’m not laughing.
Then again the people over at Playboy magazine did do us all a big major favor…guess what? The people over at Playboy will not print Shirley Jones racey photos.
I guess there is a god after all.
-Guru Jacky
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This bitch is going through her bucket list,her husband doesn’t care,because he figures,if she’s got anything left,let the sick fucks go for it. They probably need the money,and she wants to live out her fantasy. She’s still got a name.Don’t throw up yet,believe me this is just the prelude to what’s coming.They got chics old and young watchin, high class hooker shows,on how much money can be made.The sickos that are in their 50′s and 60′s that watch the prim and proper partridge family show,will pay $20,000-$50,000 or more to say they banged
out Shirly Jones,and she and her husband know that.I
don’t know about playboy,but I know there’s this underground mag, called Oh Boy,that has a specialty
section for wealthy sick fucks,that look for shit like
that,they could get her some traffic.Some guys are lookin for the celebrity granny package.Now you can throw up.
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Johnny Reply:
May 21st, 2011 at 23:21
~LMAO @ Rick~ Guys who can never get laid love to talk smack about others. Especially those who’ve had some success in their life. Sorry Rick, being a guard at a women’s prison doesn’t count. And your pre-pubescent fantasies don’t bear comment.
Shirley Jones was quite an attraction in her day. I for one still appreciate the beauty Shirley and others had and the enjoyment they brought to the world through entertainment. One of my favs of Shirley was The Cheyenne Social Club. Funny as hell. And back in the day Playboy was a legitimate potential career launchpad, and the women were real. Unlike today where most of the Playboy girls are mostly made of silicone and plastic. Only fools believe (as Rick seems to) that women should stay twenty and beautiful forever. Real people appreciate the people for what they are whenever they are. I’m glad she was around to entertain, enliven, and yes inspire fantasies. When Rick is old and drolling over ancient pics of J-Lo he might be better able to appreciate.
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