Should We Now Call Rihanna – Super-Forehead??
Amazon Announces New Book by Rihanna
“Last Girl on Earth”
Amazon reported that come June 29th, 2010 they will be releasing a book by talentless pop star Rihanna. The book is titled “The Last Girl on Earth”.
There is too many things wrong with this story. For one, who on earth does this girl think she is? The last girl on earth, hardly and definitely not my earth with those huge feet of hers.
Secondly, they are preselling this book 7 months in advance??? I hope this is a ploy to see if there is interest before they actually set pen to paper.
Thirdly, Amazon reported it followed by perez hilton followed by Marvet Britto’s site MTO the latter which falsely claimed it was a tell all. The problem therein lies that a talentless person such as Rihanna can’t afford to burn the bridges that keep her working. To burn those bridges would be career suicide.
The book is a collaboration between Rihanna and Simon Henwood (he’s the artistic director from her recent album and for her upcoming tour).
I wonder if Rihanna will tell us all about the secret love she has for women…Or even better, her love for alcohol and drugs! Maybe, she’ll use the book as a platform to discuss the history behind her recurring cold sores.
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