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Many are saying that Simon Cowell has been bitten hit by Cupid’s arrow. But it may be all a part of Cowell’s attempt to create a facade that mask’s him being a gay man.
Now, the “American Idol” tyrant is set to tie the knot to his reported girlfriend of almost one-year.
Cowell met Afghanistan native, Mezhgan Hussainy on the talent show a few years back. Since then the pair has moved in together into a lavish pad where she probably turns the other cheek when it comes to his all male sexcapades.
The strongly opinionated “American Idol” judge is said to have popped the question this past Valentine’s Day. But, the known well known gay ‘judge’ continues to keep it in the closet. And, I think it’s time that both he and and his buddy Ryan Seacrest finally take a step out of that closet. Here’s an idea boys: Be like Sir Elton John, and just be yourselves!
Can someone please tell Simon no one cares that he’s gay? Just ask Clay Aiken?
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HA HA HA thats funny! American Gay Idol lol
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LMAO! Great pic!
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Jacky question:
Why are all these celebrities closet gay? Many of them are NOT sex symbols. If they are not sex symbols what is the problem?
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They all like to lye down together in fetal position, high on xtc.
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Obviously. It’s a sad situation actually.
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jackyjasper Reply:
March 30th, 2010 at 20:09
I agree!!!
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I work in the music industry in the UK and it
is well known that Simon is gay.
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jackyjasper Reply:
March 30th, 2010 at 20:05
Thank -u- for the information…
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Add to the fact that I’ve only ever seen him with women of color, its doubly suspect. Not that there is anything wrong with interracial dating.
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‘Masks’ not ‘mask’s’. WTF put an apostrophe??? It just makes the writer look thick as sh*t!
Who cares whether SC is gay or not – surely it’s his own business and nothing to do with how he does his job. If is he gay and doesn’t want to come out, that’s his right.
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