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Everybody Hates a Mirror Man!!!!!!!!!!

Chic’s are getting at me, “why you smashin us? Jacky what bout dem bullshit nicca’s?” Ladies you want it? you got it! Dude’s who be takin off their shirts for their my space pictures, you really need to stop! It’s very Euro! If you not gay you should be. Gay dudes can pull it off but if you ain’t gay and you takin your shirt off for your pictures this is for you. YOU are no different than a SLUT showing us her tribal tattoo by her asscrack. We don’t care about your tat’s or how much u work-out in the gym. Fuck your abs you’re not a MAN-WHORE cuz

they get paid for their whoring service. YOU are what we call a MAN- SLUT! YOU need attention! MAN-SLUTS are everywhere. He’s the club guy he doesn’t dress sharp he’s no different than his female counterpart the SLUT. His t-shirt is extra tight that’s it that’s all he is a tight t-shirt everything he’s wearing you can find at Macy’s he’s so fuckin regular a immigrant could get off the plane and look like this guy in 5 min, no class required. A lot of females stereotype most males for this guy a MAN-SLUT.

A man slut is a perpetrator, he’s a fake-out, he has no talent, he’s a pretender, he’ll pretend to be a racing car driver when he drives, he might own a guitar or some sort of musical equipment or instrument that he pretends that he can play, but he truly sucks he pretends to be a boss but he has a regular 9 to 5 job he pretends he’s a tuff guy. Mr. martial arts but failed the police academy he pretends he can play sports but his knee got fucked up that’s why he didn’t make it on a professional level. This individual has no respect for himself and the women he sleeps with, he’s loud and he’ so fuckin extra he normally comes with a extra side order of herpes, ladies if you are lucky it’s Chlamydia, gonorrhea, or a simple yeast infection. This character normally fits the dead beat DAD theory the MAN-SLUT is a sex addict he’ll fuck anything for no profit he’ll fuck a fat bitch a crack whore he has no limit this guy is a swinger u can fuck his girl if he can fuck yours ( disgusting !)

Ladies if you got a MAN-SLUT and you are calling him your man, you are a fuckin fool, he’s a born fuckin liar like his female counterpart the SLUT. They are both carriers they carry STD’S and they can’t wait to infect decent people like you and I the MAN-SLUT is bi-sexual yet he’s quick to gay bash Gay. Guys beware he’ll break you’re a acky breaky homo heart. Have you ever went into a sex shop with your chic buying fun stuff then you both lay eyes on a blow up sex doll you ask yourself who the fuck buys that shit? The MAN-SLUT, he fucks anything, he’s the guy who watches too much porn, he will even become a male stripper, he’s so low he’ll even go out with a bitch that does porn films ( not for profit) for fame! This guy definitely got the coodies. He’s the guy starring in them porn movies, he gets one hundred and fifty dollars a scene, some fuck for free on film, and if he’s a so called porn star he might make five hundred a scene. He’s the type of guy to get so drunk and forget who he fucked last night. This guy is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Here’s the male breakdown The business man, he’s a trick he got a decent girl so he’ll wear a condom he’ll pay to fuck a hooker. So his decent girl who’s at home doesn’t know how kinky he truly is. Most males fit under this category. Athlete’s, politicians, musicians, actors, preachers, etc… Then there’s the MAN-WHORE. He only fucks for money, he’s similar to a pimp, they both live lonely lives, they tend to avoid square people who are normally the majority in any society.

Then there’s the PIMP, ladies if he likes you consider yourself lucky. He might have mercy on you if he has no feelings for you then you are truly done. He’s similar to the decent girl, his aim is to trap you. Not for love but for profit. Ladies it doesn’t have to be about money, he’ll pimp your beauty for connections. He knows how MAN-WHORE’S and PIMP’S are lookin for the quick come up. That’s part their excitement MAN-SLUTS are looking for friends, they know everybody, they think it’s a fuckin popularity contest. Only time will let them know that friends are very few, most are Judas! MAN-WHORE’S and PIMPS already know this so they are rarely disappointed. MAN-SLUTS are emotional they’re like lil bitches they contain a lot of feelings, they’ll stalk their x girlfriend. They’ll want to fight her new boyfriend, some will commit murder over a relationship. MAN-SLUTS are dangerous, don’t let the tight t-shirt over the steroid body fool you. The MAN-SLUT will order a diet rum and coke. He’s a fuckin retard at the club, he pretends and acts like a jock but, he’s not. He’s the frequent tan guy, he uses his tan leather skin to cover-up his acne from poppin roids, you can find him in the line waiting for entrance on any given weekend to get into a club. He truly is a weekend warrior with his spike hair, his hair tips dyed blonde, his diesel kicks is a must, and don’t be fooled, because the black midsized Japanese coupe is under his mothers name.

Associating yourself with this guy will definitely hinder your climb on the ladder to $ucce$$

Jacky:319

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