Slim Thug Pitches H-Town Livin’ To Dwight HowardJuly 3rd, 2013
If Slim Thug had his way, Dwight Howard would be calling Houston his next home.
Word is Howard is being courted as a free agent by the Houston Rockets, Dallas Mavericks, Atlanta Hawks and Golden State Warriors. That seems to be why Slim Thug listed things in Houston — like strip clubs, just 20% in child support, and cheaper living — he believes trump living in Los Angeles. I don’t know about you guys, but L.A.’s where it’s at. Don’t you agree?
Here’s what Slim Thug told MTV News:
“I was trying to tell him the best things, from my standpoint; I know the Rockets ran a lot of good things by him in their pitch to the big man, but I was talking in terms of women. Obviously he loves women, and if you love women, Houston is a great place, D. I seen your baby mama on ‘Basketball Wives,’ and there’s plenty out here that are way better than her that I’m sure he would enjoy. Not only that, we got the best strip clubs.
Houston’s a real big, beautiful city. L.A.’s strip clubs are horrible. They don’t even really have no strip clubs that he can go to. Not at all. Everything closes at two, and it’s all over. But if you go to Houston? Oh my God. Dreams Houston has some of the most beautiful women in America. It’s a beautiful thing, man. And a lot of NBA, NFL all types of ballplayers are present every weekend in there.”
Are Lakers fans through with Dwight Howard, believing he let the team down? Of course! Don’t believe me.. Ask Noah ‘The Mayor’ Benjamin.