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Are Khloe Kardashian and Derrick Ward (bench-warmer for the Giants) still together? A woman has recently been making allegations that Derrick trying to top bedroom charts like Wilt Chamberlain and a bunch of other shit that’s going to fuck up Derrick’s game plan. The chic said Derrick is only after chics with fame and money… ooouch!
How does Khloe feel? This is always going to happen to her, know why? She’s the ugly fat sister; that’s why.

Danity Kane got a record coming out diss’in Diddy.
I wonder if Puffy even cares? I don’t think so. Why should he? We all know that Danity Kane suck and that’s why Diddy ain’t fucking with them. Them girls better call Vivid, they’ll cut a check!

Interscope and 50 Cent ain’t getting along. Interscope  doesn’t like Fiddy’s new album and want him to go back in the studio and redo the whole thing.
Fiddy’s like I don’t wanna be on Interscope! They don’t know what to do with my current hit singles!!
This argument is already too popular in the music business.
Sales are down 8% and no one wants to buy. Did 50 Cent lose against Rick Ross and Kanye? His fucking record ain’t coming out.

Michael Jackson is back in L.A.
They’re auctioning off his shit. Michael can’t use the name Kid Glove anymore cuz they’re selling his gloves amongst other items.

Angelina Jolie is having another baby? Who really fucking cares?
I wonder if she’s gonna have a cesarean.

I saw some pictures of Melissa Ford recently… she looks rather old; know why?
She was a coke freak. By the way no one wants video chic’s no more, it’s a wrap call Vivid.

It’s Friday, what am I doing ? My barber is waiting and I’m late!
He shouldn’t be surprised.
My driver’s here.
Gotta go…

Other Articles by Jacky:

• Puff needs to send Aubrey walking for Cheesecake!
• HOLLYWOOD LOVES WHORES
• Curry in a Hurry: BOLLYWOOD BOOTY
• 50 Cent Strikes Back
• WHY IS JOC SUPRISED?
• MIXED GIRLS WEEK – Quickie News
• Monday’s SOUL FOOD ON THE GO…

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