SOUL FOOD TO GO – Thursday

Rumor has it that pop star Rihanna might have a girlfriend… could be true. Didn’t Tina Turner have girlfriend after Ike and her broke up?
Rick Ross got a new tattoo on his face. Is he trying to be like Iron Mike Tyson? Or maybe he’s trying to be Danger from the Ray J Show?
I don’t know but do we really care?

Naomi Campbell is a high priced model that we all love to hate … is now bald. B-A-L-D. That’s right Naomi Campbell is a woman with no hair.
Shouldn’t she have tried Rogaine? Maybe Propecia even. She always seems stressed..the girl likes to throw cell phones! Is Naomi going to be the next Grace Jones? They both are from Jamaica. White people like both of them is it because they both look like men. Won’t you agree?
Gavin Rossdale has a tranny making accusations the name of the transvestite is… Peter Robinson! If you are like Gavin you will know Peter by his other name Marilyn. Peter, sorry I meant to say Marilyn, the he/she Gavin and him were an item back in 1995. Doesn’t surprise me look at his wife Gwen Stefani she’s a recovering drug addict didn’t you know? Gwen and Fergie they both were Meth lovers for Christ sake! Gwen looks like a man look at her jawline.
It’s Thursday morning we got a television show we filming today.
The boys made it to television I can’t leak it all yet… but it’s all really going down.
By the way did I tell you I gotta a new lawyer? He’s the best in town he’s an untouchable dude.
I can’t leak his name yet but I’ll tell you this much; he owns Los Angeles…
He’s the modern day Perry Mason and he doesn’t lose.
Did I mention he reps pop culture to the fullest. Don’t believe me ask Lil Wayne… he’s his lawyer too.
I just got a text on my blackberry a.k.a. the BB
It’s him.
Gotta Go…
Other Articles by Jacky:
- GAVIN ROSSDALE: PIMP IN MOTION
- NAOMI CAMPBELL SHOWS HER BUSH FOR BLACK CULTURE
- Naomi Campbell On the Run After Snapping on Driver
- MARILYN MANSON PT3
- Jacky Jasper Gives Readers FREE Legal Advice from Top Drug Attorney In Beverly Hills
- FARRAH FAWCETT’S SON FIGHTS TO KICK METH
- Marilyn Manson Is A Fake
- She Hasn’t Punched Anyone In Awhile…
- Cameron Douglas’ Girlfriend Implicated As “Drug Mule”
- Max B’s Lawyer Caught “Tweeting” With His Pants Down












April 23rd, 2009 at 14:32
Jacky
That Rhianna Lesbo story/rumor seems to be cooked up by her camp to throw off her and Brody Jenner, I saw her and him closely follow behind going whereever at some odd hour of the night – booty call. It’s funny, but she wants Chris to cop to the 2 felonies, but you know, he was hesitant to say “not guilty” I wonder why? Do you think that he still thinks that they can/will be together after all is said and done? Is he nuts? I glad he said “not guilty”, I want him to take it to trail so everything can come out, you know? They were broke up BEFORE his last trip to Europe, so why was she tripping ’bout the text message, ‘eh? Why did she hit him first, why, when he pulled over and tried to get her out of the car, didn’t she just get out, why try to stay there and fight him?
Jacky whats the real deal with Brody Jenner, is he really like his father?
Tells us ’bout Oprah and Gale; Damn Jacky,you should write a tell all!
April 24th, 2009 at 10:45
Brody Jenner is a loser.
He totally invited my friend back to his house a few weeks ago at Teddy’s and when they got back to his house he couldnt get it up!!!!
April 24th, 2009 at 15:33
Fawn,
c’mon, are you for real, we are talking THE Brody Jenner; TMZ had a piece of him like walking on the street saying and I quote: “Bitches love Brody” I’m not lying, go to the TMZ archives and find it, if I’m lying, as Jacky would say: “you can put my head on a guillotine” or something like that, you know how Jacky has the oddball sayings.
On the serious side, I’m sad to see the entire Chris/Rhianna….saga; I still believe that till all of the facts are in, his music still should be played on the radio. But I did read that the LAPD got search warrants to see just how sold Rhianna’s pictures – they should have never done that!!!
Fawn, good job on the info – for real!!
March 3rd, 2010 at 01:50
who is that chick in the picture, god damn