Spandex Week – Quickies

Paula Abdul is not returning to American Idol and I’m wondering why exactly Paula quit? Her and Randy Jackson are the only judges on the show that know music…not Simon Cowell…
Anyways, the Pop princess will no be a part of American Idol anymore…she should be happy. American idol doesn’t help music it destroys it and any true musician knows this.
Paula doesn’t need to be heavily medicated anymore she can now throw those pills away and have a peaceful rest at night…know why? ‘Cuz she’s no longer a part of a team that destroys music and promotes false dreams to others to become a superstar…If you don’t believe me ask Rubin Studdard.
Big Pun’s wife and kids are in a New York homeless shelter and some of you guys are laughing about it – guess what? You should all be ashamed of yourselves…If anyone out there can contact Big Puns wife tell her to give us a call we can help her. I am sure my readers will give a donation to a good cause such as this…
Soulja Boy is pissed at the media again. He’s saying the media reports all the negative stuff he does all the time… The media never reports the good things he does in society.
He added that the media never had his back when thugs came into his home and tried to jack him…who the fuck do you think you are? You act like the media is a person and it’s not you dumbass – if you want protection from thugs you should hire a bodyguard and go to the gym punk. Were you hoping that Lou Dobbs was gonna jump out of your closet and save your jewlery? Fuckin’ kids today mane….the game is done.
Soulja Boy also mentioned that no one had his back when he had beef with Ice-T – Hey Soulja Boy: Ice-T never attacked you, he simply told you to get it together and make better music…What’s wrong with that? And yes you did have other artists who came to your emotional rescue when you thought you had beef with Ice-T…Kanye put his two cents in and Nelly was screaming fuck Ice-T. I saw it all on the internet but I must say Kanye, Nelly, and you Soulja Boy got it all wrong…know why? They all took advice that an experienced man was giving and turned it into a diss…Here’s some more advise Soula Boy: go back to school kid and get your diploma…
Dame Dash and his tell all book is on it’s way and for some strange reason I believe Dame is going to let me down…most people do these days! I truly believe that Dame Dash is going to hold back on the truth Jay Z…Know why? He said he’s not going to tell us anything about Beyonce because he has too much respect for her…WTF!!! Is Dame Dash a fan of Beyonce? Does he still think that Jay Z and him are going to do business deals in the near future? It’s all over Dame just say what you got to say and make sure it’s a best seller.
Tell us all about that white man a.k.a. Jay Z – don’t hold back. I’m warning you Dame – people I know want the truth…
Some people wanna know how old Melissa Ford was when she did the Big Pimpin’ video? Rumor has it she was underage…
Was Superhead telling the truth about Jay Z in her first book? Wasn’t Dame the one who placed a Rocafella necklace on Kanye?
Shouldn’t Dame be getting residuals for his discovery of the new self-entitled King of Pop, Kanye West?
Was Jay Z really a drug dealer? I truly don’t care I was never a fan but some of you are…Aren’t you?
It’s Wednesday and I got mad shit to do…
By the way I’m talking to 40 Glocc today – check tomorrows post…
On that note…
Gotta Go…
-Guru Jacky
Other Articles by Jacky:
- Crazy Does as Crazy Will! A Critique of American Idol & Paula Abdul…
- I DONT BELIEVE DAME FOR A MINUTE!!
- RYAN SEACREST STALKER CHARGED
- Jay Z Center of Hip Hop Beef or PR Sleight-of-Hand?
- DMX Calls Out JayZ
- Exclusive: Jacky’s Final Interview With Phil Spector
- HOW CORNY HAVE WE BECOME?
- Did Soulja Boy Finally Get a Copy of “The Misdeducation of Lauryn Hill”?
- Adam Lambert Loses American Idol, Wins Anyway?
- Is Soulja Boy Really Gay?

















November 9th, 2009 at 18:14
dumb ass, its Photoshopped.