Spandex Week – Quickies
Pastor Mase is back to rappin’ on the microphone for his old boss Sean ” Puff Daddy” Combs…
What a loser Mase is!? What kind of a church was he running? It wasn’t a church mane… It was a cult…
Mase is dam near retarded – the boy cannot speak properly…Who would make Mase their pastor?
Things are not quite working out for him these days – first and foremost his television show was a total flop! His straight life is driving him nuts…
This jerk even has the nerve and the audacity to perform marriage ceremonies…as if he’s a real pastor but we all know that he’s not.
Mase is a total con-man but Puffy is his master…Didn’t the followers of Mase’s bogus church congregation know?
Jennifer Lopez and the people over at American Idol are talking and negotiating a deal for her to replace Paula Abdul…
Wait a minute… the same people over at American Idol who are trying to negotiate a deal with Jennifer are also trying to workout a deal with Victoria Beckham!?
These two ladies can’t sing or dance…am I missing something?
Paula Abdul has way more talent than Jennifer and Victoria when it comes to music. Randy Jackson knows this but do you care? No. All of you would watch American Idol if Jennifer was a judge and I’m not surprised…know why? ‘Cuz none of you care about the music… all the viewers care about is who looks good and what Randy and Simon and Ryan were wearing? Thongs…Those guys are gay. You guys are all totally disgusting – just like the folks over at American Idol and I’ll tell you this: The music business will never recover because of shows like American Idol…know why? ‘Cuz it’s fake just like Jennifer’s and Victoria’s titties mane…
Soulja Boy is a real dumb guy – guess what this asshole did? He went and got a video whore name Angel Lola Luv pregnant…
It’s was reported that Soulja Boy even got Angel’s lips tattooed on his neck and I must say he’s a silly guy… Who’s his mentor? Does he need Bishop Don Juan’s phone number? Soulja Boy was trickin’ so hard on this bitch she decided to lock him in and guess what? It worked! Soulja Boy has to pay Angel now more than he ever did… In other words Angel came up…
Yo! Since these nicca’s are so fucking stupid when it comes to these bitches…someone needs step in! I should just go after these bitches who got all these rap guy’s money! Betcha girls like Kelis and Angel Lola Luv will love me and will totally support me. If you don’t believe me you can ask Chaz Hayes.
Jay Z is signing Shyne and I’m not surprised…Know why? Jay Z is a fan – he always wanted to rap with Biggie and since Biggie is gone and no longer with us Jay will settle for the fake Biggie… And that will be the rapper named Shyne… Won’t you agree?
It’s Thursday and where’s your girlfriend?
Gotta Go…
Other Articles by Jacky:
- Pastor Ma$e (just might be FAKE)
- RYAN SEACREST STALKER CHARGED
- Crazy Does as Crazy Will! A Critique of American Idol & Paula Abdul…
- Exclusive: Jacky’s Final Interview With Phil Spector
- Paula Abdul Dissed By Dancing With The Stars Producers
- Tennis Girls Week – Quickies
- HOW CORNY HAVE WE BECOME?
- Adam Lambert Loses American Idol, Wins Anyway?
- Kirstie Alley Needs Help
- Bubble Butt Mami Week
