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Spandex Week – Quickies

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Kanye West said he never called himself the New King of Pop. He also said fuck the media. He said he’s fed up and not going to talk to the press anymore.
Hey Kanye: don’t talk to the press and stay away – see how long your career lasts dude. You will end up like Terence Trent D’Arby…
See nobody remembers who Terence Trent D’Arby was… Do they? Know why? ‘Cuz he didn’t like the press…and guess what? We forgot all about Terence didn’t we?

Little Nicky Cannon got back at Eminem recently – not in song but on Twitter! What a loser…wouldn’t you agree? Little Nicky said he knows karate and he’ll kick Eminem’s ass…
He’s drinking Jesus juice with his wife…know why? Dude got at Em with bible verses…Isn’t Little Nicky a funny guy? Eminem has a beat down crew; does Nick?

La Toya Jackson is writing a tell all book about her brother Michael and guess what? We all saw this coming! What else can La Toya do? Can she sing? No. Can she act? No. Does she enjoy showing her tits and the rest of her body? Yes – she did do Playboy magazine back in the 80’s…didn’t she? Will she snitch on her brother Michael? Yes! She did lie and snitch on Michael in the past didn’t she? Ask Jack Gordon.

Naomi Campbell is freaking out on photographers again – ask Gaetano Di Giovanni. Naomi attacked Gaetano recently for taking pictures of her in Italy. Guess what was Naomi’s weapon of choice? Her hand-bag! Can someone please put out a Naomi Campbell sex tape that would shut this bitch up…?

It’s Monday did you guys see the posting of my new house-hunt?
Do you like the new house? I do…

Hey it’s a popularity contest and to all the horses on the track: I’m shooting you in the legs…
I swear I’m going to kick their little midget jockeys in their fucking faces…

By the way Khloe Kardashian has gigantic knee caps – she should get a knee operation. Her knees rub together when she walks…
I know – I was a witness to a horrible sighting of her. Guess what Khloe and Mo’Nique have in common? They both love to chew food… I’m sure she wears the big over size panties too. I’m not kidding you when I tell you all that only four of Khloe’s panties can fit on a clothing line…

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2 Responses to “Spandex Week – Quickies”

  1. X, Y, and Z (TeamChris) Says:

    Jacky,

    “I’m sure she wears big oversize panties”; “only four of Khole’s panties can fit on a clothing line” <<–Wow, that was rough!!! Lol!! Jacky, if I were you I'd not expect any invites from the Kardashian household come the holidays!

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