Maybe now Heidi & Spencer will sign that PORN Contract With HSK?

Lauren is leaving that MTV show The Hills, who really cares? I don’t. That show sucks.

The Hills will be forgotten as soon as Viacom pulls the plug. Apparently Lauren and her boyfriend Kyle Howard want absolute privacy when it comes to their relationship. NO CAMERAS!

Meaning Kyle doesn’t want MTV all up in his grill. He wants to be left alone. Who’s this guy Kyle? He actually thinks he’s a somebody? He’s out of his mind.

I am also hearing that Lauren’s clothing line got canceled. They’ll give you a bunch of excuses but the truth is her clothing line sucks just like her soap opera show, The Hills. I am proud to say I never saw one full episode of this dreadful show

What are Spencer and Heidi going to do? I truly hope they make a Christian porn movie, don’t you?