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Here’s a guy who’s the ultimate male fame whore – EVER!! Since his debut on MTV’s “The Hills,” he’s generated a small teenie-bopper fan-base, and it seems that that’s got him hungry for more lights, cameras and action. I truly believed that dude already lived final fiasco with his chick Heidi Montag (from NBC’s “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here”). If you haven’t seen it, let me bring you up to speed with what’s really happened.

First, Spencer smacked a woman on the show (let’s not forget, dude claims to be a practicing Christian), and, it only gets better! Then, Stephen “The Alcoholic” Baldwin baptized the Hollywood loser couple, also on the show. Shortly after… After enough back and forth drama to make even Omarosa seem like an angel after leaving and returning 3 times Heidi was hospitalized and the talentless losers left the show.

Later, during an interview with NBC’s Today show (which probably now wants nothing to do with Hollywood’s most famous white trash couple) Al Rucker tore the two into threads on air as Rucker told them flat out that the borrowed five minutes of fame was a wrap for the non-talented two.

I really wished Al’s words held to be true, but they were not. Know why? Because Heidi somehow found her way to the Miss Universe stage (performing her bullshit single…and I’m even gonna withhold the name of that record, because I refuse to give it any juice). I’ll tell you this much though, the group Yaz’s record “Situation” was sampled and destroyed by the awful voice of Montag. Yaz should at the very least be collecting residuals from Heidi Montag and her non-talented ’so-called’ record producer Spencer .

Even Anderson Cooper took a stab by speaking out against Montag’s shameful performance on the Miss Universe stage. To make matters worse, Heidi took front and center dressed like a high class hooker (she did do a layout in Playboy…didn’t she?), while claiming to uphold the name of Jesus Christ…WHAT HAS ENTERTAINMENT BECOME??? Does anyone really still watch these boring beauty pageants?

Bust this…this asshole Spencer Pratt even claimed to be a better rapper than Jay-Z!!! In addition to that, Pratt actually stated that he and Montag are hotter, hipper and more talented than Jay-Z and Beyonce. Now I’m pissed. Just for that, I’m challenging Spencer Pratt to a street fight. If he’s man enough to slap a woman on television, then he’s man enough to go into the octagon ring with me. I’m telling you Spencer, Jesus can’t save you from Jacky! Know why?

Cuz I’m gonna kick yo ass mane!

Other Articles by Jacky:

• Heidi Montag is Man Made
• Heidi Montag Appears in Playboy Magazine WITH Clothes On. WTF?
• Miss Trinidad & Tobago Sex Tape Pt. 3 – Uncensored
• * UNCENSORED * MISS UNIVERSE 3WAY SEXTAPE
• MISS TRINIDAD & TOBAGO SEX TAPE *PART 2*
• Bubble Butt Mami Week
• Maybe now Heidi & Spencer will sign that PORN Contract With HSK?
• NYC Pays Grandmother Arrested for Prostitution
• Ludacris Reveals His Nerd Side
• PARIS IN HERPE HILL’S

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