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Stephen Hill Checks Into Uncle Tom’s Cabin…

February 22nd, 2013

Uncle Toms Cabin 2013 Day 5

Day 5 At The Cabin…

Wayne LaPierre is dressed like Davy Crockett, walking his prisoner Byron Allen – attached with bells and chain – in front of the plantation patio, screaming “This Hollywood showboating Negro was dressed like Abraham Lincoln on Presidents Day, and he’s going to trial!” With a set of solid grins across their faces, the Fox News team cheered on, as Brit Hume screamed “LaPierre for President!”

Meanwhile, on the east side of the plantation grounds…the Negroes who are suited up like sword fighters in their skinny jeans, are popping Molly and looking to their female counterparts.

Those “ladies” are all dressed up and parading the cabins grounds like $2 prostitutes.

The sounds of “My Clique” filled the air — when suddenly, the record was scratched and the voice of the funkiest Pakistani “DJ Khaled” was screaming into the microphone. “We the Best!” Then, Khaled dropped “Pop That” and the house Negroes went crazy. That’s when Khaled grabbed his mic and said, “Look up to the sky! The YMCMB princess is about to arrive!

Drake immediately peered into the clouds and said, “Is that Christina Milina?” Drake then turned to his BFF Lil Sean, looking puzzled. “Oh God! it looks like Trina?” Before Drake could reply, Wezzy pulls up with his skateboard laughing like a Gremlin and said “Young Mula Baby!!! It’s Nikki, assholes!!! And she’s using her butt-padded panties as a parachute for her entrance to the cabin…ha ha I showed her how to do that…Tucci!!”

On the west side of the cabin grounds…Clive Davis was reading “The Soundtrack of My Life” to all of his favorite house Negroes. When Clive reached the chapter of his dismal biography, singer Miguel Pimentel raised his left hand. Davis looked to him and said “Speak to me, my son.” Miguel shouted from back of the crowd, “Were you in pain while you were living a double life?” As Davis was about to answer Miguel, a loud voice was heard coming through the P.A. system. It was the voice of Fox News anchor Chris Wallace making an announcement. “Visitors are approaching the cabin grounds…I repeat…visitors are approaching our cabin grounds!”

Bill O’Reilly screamed at Sean Hannity and Glen Beck “Get your cameras and let’s beat LaPierre to meeting the arriving Negro guest!” Beck replied back, “You and Hannity go meet the guest. I’ll fallback and film evidence of Davis teaching the Negroes how to read homo books.

All of a sudden, a BET tour bus appeared through the dust blowing over the plantations. As the dust began to settle, Stephen Hill was seen standing in front of the bus – dressed in a white tutu designed by Andre Leon Tally, waving a Buckwheat flag.

O’Reilly screams to Hannity “Are you filming this? Oh! look over there…it’s the WE television tour bus!” In the WE Tv tour bus sat Tamar Braxton – and her husband Vince Herbert -Vince was stuffing his face with an extra large pizza. Tamar turned to him saying, “Think you can eat a pizza faster than Adele?”

As both tour buses came to an instant stop in front of Uncle Tom’s Cabin, Mitch McConnell pulled up on an electric scooter. Beside him was Michael Strahan, holding a wheelbarrow full of slave food.

Debra Lee got off the bus and said “Ooh child!! I smell a pigs ass stirred with Mackerel fish oil.” Stephen Hill replied “Mackerel, too expensive to be slave food…what we smelling is skunk belly with pickled rectum Possum.

Mitch McConnell said in calm voice, “We have Pepsi soft drinks for all of you and remember who fed you when you vote next election.”

Can you guess who’s next to arrive at Uncle Tom’s Cabin?





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62 Responses to “Stephen Hill Checks Into Uncle Tom’s Cabin…”

  1. Josh |

    I like this segment, but I will be honest with you – this is a hard read, which is why I don’t bother reading it. Make the shit plain and clear man!

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  2. Peace |

    Too funny!

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  3. tybay |

    obama

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  4. Boom! |

    Rick Ross and Maybach Music. Beyonce and Jay Z.

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  5. Girl under fire |

    Loved it! It was not hard to understand at all. I see Tamar is here but where are Trina and Tracii ?
    Always, always, always, funny, and so on point.

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  6. TDOUBLEE |

    Jacky you is so wronggggggggggggggg for this but I must admit I do chuckle. As my grandmother likes to say “you need to be whooped with barbwire” LMOL

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  7. christa |

    We may be related! lol

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  8. Madraven |

    I have been campaigning for weeks to get beyonce”6 month pregnancy”knowles in the cabin and i see my campaign continues. Little miss baphomet worshipping, lip synching, booty pop panty wearing, baby by the puerto rican maid having, been doing the same stage act for the last 5 yrs,haven’t made a decent album since my first one needs to have a seat and a room. And take the entire golddigging, whoring, no class kardashian clan too. Yeah i know they’re not black but take them anyway. And nicki”bozo the clown”minaj for having the audacity to take a job as a judge for a talent competition when she has none herself and for repackaging and reselling the same album THREE times!!! Hey nicki-pink friday was straight ass the first time, two sequals didn’t make it better!!!! And ANY athlete who gets married and cheats on their wife when they could’ve just stayed single needs an immediate room in the cabin!!!! And any female who thirsts to be on a ratchet ass reality show so they can begin/continue their career as a jumpoff, sidepiece, baby mama or featured stripper-there is room at the cabin! Kirk out!

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    Keepitrealnotkeepinitreal Reply:

    Medic?! U just slayed some mofos.

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  9. DEEP N THA WOODS |

    I like to add Rhymes With Snitch to the list. She is a racist Uncle Tom, who only posts negative black stories, then comments on them like she is black. Several of her readers got tired and reported her to the FBI for allowing racist comments to remain and erasing non offensive comments.

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    Madraven Reply:

    @DEEP… So wait the chick who runs rhymes with snitch is white? You called her a racist uncle tom so i assumed she was black. Did i miss something?

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    christa Reply:

    Mad, I confess that I don’t remember anything “rhymes with snitch” has written in the past, so I have no opinion on her ethnicity. But I’m sure you recall that brouhaha about 5 weeks ago when we and a couple of others were called “Uncle Toms”. More recently in a post I used the term “Black Nation” as I frequently do, and was slammed as being white trailer trash because only an “old azz Panther from the 60′s” would use that term. Huh? Whaaa? Am I white or an old radical? I’m learning that taking folks opinions to heart just leads to confusion, hurt feelings and occasionally a good laugh.
    All hail the queen…with apologies to Latifah.!

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  10. Shay_OH |

    Hey Jacky, where are today’s new posts?

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  11. crazychris. |

    LET’S ADD WEEZY AGAIN HE NEEDS TO BE TARRED AND FEATHERED FOR INSULTING THE DEAD.

    ADD STARTER WIVES AND BASKETBALL WIVES AND THAT OTHER REALITY CRAP SOME OF THESE WOMEN ARE’NT WIVES BUT BABY MAMAS BUT HEY WHATEVER SELLS THESE DAYS HUH.

    ADD WIGGERS LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER FOR THINKING HE’S GHETTO BECAUSE HE SMOKES WEED AND DRINKS 40′S YES HE’S ON SOME SERIOUS DRUGS BUT HEY USHER’S HIS MENTOR.

    IS NICKI BISEXUAL OR STRAIGHT NOBODY KNOWS SHE DOES’NT KNOW HER OWN SEXUALITY OR WHOEVER SHE TURNS TO WHEN SHE’S MAD ROMAN, MARTHA, BARBIE HOW MANY MORE PEOPLE IS IN HER HEAD.

    ADD CHRIS BROWN FOR GETTING INTO FIGHTS WITH HOMO SKATE BOARDER FRANK OCEAN THEY DON;T MAKE SINGERS LIKE THEY USED TO AT LEAST DL SINGERS FROM WAY BACK SOUNDED MORE MACHO EVEN LUTHER’S GAY ASS SOUNDED MORE MORE MANLY THAN FRANK OCEAN AND THESE GAY ASS SINGERS TODAY.

    RIHANNA MUST HAVE HAD THE BEST SEX CAUSE DRAKE’S STILL GETTING MAD.

    ADD AP9 WHO’S ANOTHER DUMB AZZ IDIOT FOR GOING APE CRAZY OVER A MARRIED WHITE WOMAN YEAH WHATEVER COCO DID HE GOT WOOPED HE CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT HER SEX AND YOU KNOW SINCE COCO NEVER DENIED WHAtever they did she’s laughiong to herself saying I got these dumb niggers going crazy.

    ice t needs to be kicked out of those famous players balls he attend.

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  12. Tee |

    Ummmm has anybody seen Jacky tho? M.I.A

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  13. Puhlease |

    Where’s Jacky?? Twitter nothing, no posts …did they finally get you man??? I hope not

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    Shay_OH Reply:

    I think they got ‘em.

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    Sally4rum the VAlley Reply:

    was jus gonna say that

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    OH MY Reply:

    who got Jacky?

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    christa Reply:

    Come back Jacky!!

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    Madraven Reply:

    @christa-what are you doing still up? Lol! Yeah you were right about the rhymes with snitch thing. Maybe he/she was venting so i will let it go. I told everybody to relax but this is odd not hearing from jacky. Do you know if he is married/has kids? I know you said once he has your email address so i assume you know him. Maybe he’s just attending to family business or something. Have you heard anything? I know i haven’t and i am all over the internet.

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    christa Reply:

    Mad, I wouldn’t say I “know” him in the sense that we’re friends, but I do have his personal cell #.
    I keep telling myself that this might be his birthday week and he’s celebrating in Vegas or some such ish.

    If there is no explanation on the site before the weekend I will call and see if I can get some 411

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    christa Reply:

    Mad, I have waited for u to respond in some way to my comment(dissertation is more like it) on the Jacky thread. I am answering your comment #79. Since it was in the middle of the mass of replies, u may have never seen it.
    As soon as I posted, the reply came it that it was obvious I was Jacky posting under another name. I swear, nest I will be accused of being Joseline.
    WTF is with everyone here?
    Please read my rather confusing ish twice if you need to in order to attempt to follow me. Then, holla back if you get where I’m coming from. Peace sis.

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    vermithrax173 Reply:

    Hey sis! I know i am late and yes since things have changed around here i went back to my old handle. So you’re supposed to be jacky now? Really? So what magic trick made that happen? And what are you referring to that you need a response? Man things have been so crazy around here and i have been offline for a minute. Just came back to hsk a couple of days ago so know i wasn’t ignoring you. But if you get this and you’re still out there hit me back.

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  14. NaptownSoul |

    Where is Jacky Jasper????….I’m going crazy!!!!!!

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  15. Kisha777 |

    Yes, where is Jacky? I need my fix! He has us spoiled now…we can’t any where is for our info!
    Seriously though,
    GOD bless you Jacky wherever you may be and I pray that you (and yours) are safe from harm!

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    Kisha777 Reply:

    *we can’t go anywhere else for our info!*
    oops!

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  16. DivaNista |

    I hope Jacky is safe. It’s never taken him this long to update

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  17. Madraven |

    Everybody calm down! I don’t think anything has happened to jacky. He’s probably out gathering new tea for us to comment on. At least three of the regular posters on here know him personally so if anything was wrong they would say something. Besides that would be national news if anything happened to him. I know for sure Dateline would report it cause they’ve worked with him before on the tim dog scandal. Let’s not panic and think the illuminati, the boule or beyonce have done away with him. @DivaNista-Yes he has been gone this long before. Remember the new year when he was away a minute? Okay? So everybody take a breath. Now if we haven’t heard from him by the weekend then i am throwing away my phone, changing my name to kukachichu and moving to timbuktu. Lol! Til then just relax ya’ll.

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    DivaNista Reply:

    Lol. Thanks for that “slap my face and call me stoopid” check. Respek

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    Madraven Reply:

    @DivaNista-That’s what i am here for! Lol!!!

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    Anonymous Reply:

    Madraven, you are hilarious!

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    Puhlease Reply:

    So, he will go on vacation without a tweet? Without a vacation notice ? Hmm ok

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    R Reply:

    He must have gone to the cabin!!!

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  18. Dee |

    I really miss him , I have been coming here every day and no news .

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    Solidsol Reply:

    I have been looking for him too. When he comes back he has some “splainin” to do!

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  19. wallyworld |

    Isn’t this pretty much every black celebrity that is in the news. I think I get it, I agree it is a hard read

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  20. dontsmokeitnomo |

    jacky them folks is waiting on you…hurry back man !!!!!!!!!

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  21. OH MY |

    iS HE LOCKED UP, HIS FRIEND RWS IS OFF HER MEDS AND NEEDS HIS HELP. HER WEBITE IS CALLING BLACK WOMAN OUT OF THEIR NAMES DAILY AND ARGUING. LAWD COME BACK JACKY BEFORE RWS IS SHUT DOWN.

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    DEEP N THA WOODS Reply:

    I know I saw it too, it is ran by a white woman who post racist stuff so she can comment. I used to read it daily.

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    Sally4rum the VAlley Reply:

    ooooooohhhh now that makes sense.. cuz they got some brand new klansmen trolls on there….some even leavin comments from their Iphone… they better not slip up and threaten nobody tho

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    DEEP N THA WOODS Reply:

    How do you know its their iphone, only a webmasteer or who runs the site has that info. Regardless I am not going back. Remember when RWS was shut down, thats how new owners take over by keeping the name and changing the hosting company.

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  22. mres1617 |

    Where is Jacky??? its been a week and no new stories…Diary of a Club Hoe
    http://diaryofaclubhoe.blogspot.com

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  23. BeautifulHeart7 |

    I was going to post this on another site but I did not feel like joining just to post this comment.I notice something strange going on several sites.I don’t know if it is people from Beyonce Camp or not but I have noticed Kelly Rowland fan website Omkelly is no longer up and running.I also use to comment on RWS here and there.I notice a couple of weeks ago on snitch site that I am not a celebrity a** kisser blog is no longer featured on snitch page as it used to advertise that as one of the blogs to go to,but now it is not.The site is no longer up and running.I am not a celebrity site use to expose some of these fake celebs.I hope Jacky site is not next to be shut down.something is very very weird.I could be wrong but this is some things I observed.

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    Madraven Reply:

    Oh shit okay it might be time to panic ya’ll after that post. @BeautifulHeart7-when did all of this go down and why are we just now hearing about this? Did i read right when you say you run a website? If so which one? @christa-if we haven’t heard anything by tomorrow you may need to make that call cause that post just spooked the hell out of me. I hope this isn’t what i think it is cause if so man this may be the beginning of the end for hsk. Doesn’t keepitreal know jacky? I swear i remember reading something on here about how you and him knew jacky. I hope nothing is wrong and nothing has happened to him. Hey Darla do you or Stuntman know jacky? Sorry to call you out of the dark but sis we are all nervous on here. I know you are usually up at this time lurking so if you see this please reply. You too stuntman. Somebody has to know something.

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  24. Sher |

    I thought it was just me.. WTH is going on?? This is not the only site I go to that is at a STAGNANT STAGE, there are several. The truth 777, the industry exposed, Renee Alexander, just to name a few. It’s like everything has just stopped. It’s kind of scary. I think that it has something to do with the NWO. There seems to be this blatant racism on the rise also.. MC Hammer was arrested this past weekend and he spoke out about how the racist officers questioned him.. asking if he was on parole and things of that nature. Seems that they are doing the stop and frisk even before it becomes law here in CALI.. He’s suing and I hear he hired John Burris to represent him, the Johnny Cochran of the Bay Area. I hope Jacky returns soon, this here just ain’t right…

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    Madraven Reply:

    @sher-what is the NWO? I am out of touch on that one.

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    Sher Reply:

    @Madraven

    I’m speaking about “The New World Order” Just as someone mentioned in a prior post, the enemies are trolling these sights and placing control over them. I don’t know if you remember when we were all into it real deep when the Frank Ocean story came out. The one where Jacky asked if Frank was singing to Kanye.. Anyway shortly thereafter, the powers that be, so to speak made Jacky block some commentors from the sight and Jacky warned us about posting racial and controversial comments. He warned that we would be banned if we did. Could be the OTO (google It), They control the industry. If someone makes a substantial amount of money from the industry, they are the ones that pay you a visit or call you up to let you know that if things aren’t done their way that you will be shut down. I hope none of this is true of course. We all love Jacky for keeping it real but I must admit I did wonder at times how long he would be allowed to get away with it. Just my opinions of course. Look at Katt Williams.. Hate to say it but sometimes those powers that be will kidnap people to program them (MK) so that they are kept in line. Look around you and what do you see, CAMERAS, going up everywhere. We are being reared into a STEPFORD society. The Police are being trained to STOP & FRISK (police state) they don’t need a reason. All of the so-called terrorist acts were spun in order to usher in this new way of life. If people feel that there is an imminent threat, then they will more likely go along with these types of changes and not object. Our phones, our spending, our travels, our INTERNET activity, everything we do is being monitored. I know some of this sounds a bit out there but that is what this world is run by, POWER, MONEY, CONTROL!

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    Josh Reply:

    I am not sure if this made the cut on the other thread since it said it was awaiting moderation, but he we go again:

    I am not surprised another Jhew running another TV channel. When are people going to wake up to the fact that Jhews are in control of every aspect of our lives? Did you know that practically every white celeb you see is a Jhew? Talk about fascism. They make sure that they run everything, from sports, crime, porn, medical, universities, entertainment, Federal Reserve, banks, government, law, drug dealing, organized crime – you name it they make sure that they run it in order to stop any enterprising gentile from exploiting a hole and ending up rich.

    Any policy against blacks or anyone else (taking away guns, restricting clip amounts or general harassment by law) is directed by Jhews. They want the entire earth in their grip which is the reasoning behind the wars or trouble with certain countries like Iran and North Korea. They want to make sure that these nations are in line for the new world order, which is a Jhewish controlled world with their fellow Germanic tribes by their side.

    With all of this talk about restricting gun access after Sandy Hook (because most of the public was not moved enough, they had to act right after it happened so people would not say anything on it), something must be set to happen. Why does the government (run by Jhews) want to restrict what kid of guns and how much ammo we can have? They must be preparing to do us harm and to disable us in fighting back. They have drones over US skies for what?

    All of this shit got jump started over 911 and ‘terrorists’ yet we can tell who the type of terrorist are by the names and/or country of origin! Now they bitch over mass shootings by people who are crazy which is the reason for them happening (if real), but yet guns have nothing to do with why he did it. He could have gone in there with poison gas for all we know! Back in the 30′s, Jhewish gangsters (who controlled and directed the Italians) used 100 round clips in their ‘Tommy’ guns. You know the damage those did, but did they talk about banning guns then? Of course not because those were Jhew gangsters taking control of the country. Now that they have it all, they want to disarm us to directly control us.

    As I wrote months ago, some people keep saying that they are going to depopulate the world, but I do not want us to be distracted by that, I want us (blacks) to watch out for the trick of making it look like ALL of us (how many people on internet sites always tell blacks it’s not just you, it’s all, we are in this together?), but I suspect it may just be blacks. They brought in new slaves in the Mexicans, so it is only right that they get rid of their old slaves.

    There were always too many Youtube activists (many no doubt set up by government agencies) who always say get your guns ready as they will take them away, and that there will be wars on the streets of America. This is all within the last ten years. Why would many people boldly proclaimed that their will be wars on the streets of the US unless someone put them up to it? I don’t know, but when you take away money and the means to survive (Jhews literally own ALL of the money) and the guns – that could create mass unrest! With all of these cameras on the streets and drones out here, it seems pre-planned. Don’t attack each other if it happens, just attack the power structure.

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    Josh Reply:

    The Jhews are preparing to kill the black people as they have their new slaves in place already. This is the reason for the warm up of racism all over, which is really a propaganda campaign for when it happens no one will be surprised. Many blacks have been asleep thinking that the white man is incapable of killing us all when he never let up on us! The main thing is the blacks fail to realize that it is the Jhew who is the primary enemy.

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    Sher Reply:

    Josh you are right. Race Wars.. been hearing about this in church since I was a 16 years old. That’s why I was so upset about our young black men gunning each other down. I hate that they fell into the “TRAP”!! All of this is by design. When the time comes, who will be left to fight the fight.. Not Many. The ones that are left, are being programmed into another trap, they are straight googly eyed over white women. smh

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  25. DEEP N THA WOODS |

    Damn Jacky sold this site too..

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    Madraven Reply:

    @DEEP-What do you mean “too”? What other sites have been sold recently? Please enlighten.

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    DEEP N THA WOODS Reply:

    Rhymes with Snitch went off the internet then came back with old boring azz stories. We knew it was sold to whites by the type of stories and racist comments left. They may own this too.

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    Josh Reply:

    Could be. The Jhews like to silence things and control ALL media in order to only get their fascist messages out to the world. This is why they keep trying to control the internet. This is why they bought Al-Jazeera. Their propaganda is too much.

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  26. NaptownSoul |

    Another day NO Jacky….its all BAD!!! Where u at…I’m looking for you!!

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  27. bigrl013 |

    where in the world did jacky go?

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  28. crazychris |

    bobby brown been arrested again and will receive 55 days in jail.

    add lindsay’s broke down crackhead ass in there too.

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    The Truth Hurts Reply:

    @crazychris Bring yo crazy ass into the “Where is Jacky” post! Please and thanks………

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  29. faundyb |

    Jacky where are you I have not seen a post from from you in days & that is unlike you I am very concerned! If you went on vacation or were sick I’m sure someone would have told us something. Especially after reading all of the comments add in the ton of information given on this site I knew this site is just too real. I even tried to search the net a couple of days ago to see had I missed something .

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  30. Trinity |

    Keep up the great piece of work, I read few posts on this website and I believe that your site is very interesting and has got bands of great information.

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    Anonymous Reply:

    You must be reading the older posts, written before August 2012 because the posts after that time has been very bossipish.

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