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Fox News : Hulk’s Ex-Wife Linda Causes Chaos at Sundance – More D-Listers Descend Upon Sundance – Whitney Port’s Beau Booted for Mariah

HSK said, “Fuck You” to Sundance this year, and it’s looking like the best decision so far this New Year!

Not because the Gays called for boycott of Mormon Park City but because we foresaw the trend of celebreality tv persons taking over Hollywood events and envisioned Sundance 2009 as the pinical of no talent gatherings. These losers rarely leave the country as there celebreality status extends not an inch off US soil. Don’t think for one second anyone in France or Netherlands give a fuck or even know who the hell Omarosa or Shar Jackson is.

Hogan Milf in the streets making out with her sons highschool friend….. Paris fucking Hilton!!! Does this bitch make or buy movies now? Do any of these losers? Not one of these derelicts has even touched a successful project. This is an industry event for people active in the industry, right? Redford has slipped and sold his festival down the river. Sundance used to mean something…

Why then is this the news coming out?

Pop Tarts noticed that the one woman getting most of the attention in the oddly quiet (and much warmer than normal) Park City on Saturday was none other than “Hogan Knows Best” star, Linda Bollea. So what was she doing at a film fest? Like most celebs in town, a whole lot of nothing.

Donning a terrible fur coat and pink lipstick, Bollea paraded her 19-year-old boytoy Charlie Hill up and down Main Street to fully utilize the photo op and at one point traffic controllers had to stop the cars in every direction as so many “fans” and paps were crazily rushing to get a snap of the happy-to-pose twosome. Although perhaps it was more a case of follow the pack as most snappers were asking “Who are we taking a photo of again?”

Remember “Sex, Lies, & Videotapes” what is being broke there this year?

These talentless celebrealities, rather than actually produce an art of whatever medium. Instead they lounge, mooch free swagg, and walk around with the most undeserved arrogance. Sorry Shar you can’t pay the rent with free Giveanchy swagg.

Well get the scoop from The Reporter with the same urgency as required. THANK GOD for the internet so we can avoid all that is disgusting about the current state of the industry!

Doce.ca : Sundance’s Biggest Stars: Hulk Hogan’s Ex, Denise Richards and Mariah Carey?

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