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Are Khloe Kardashian and Derrick Ward (bench-warmer for the Giants) still together? A woman has recently been making allegations that Derrick trying to top bedroom charts like Wilt Chamberlain and a bunch of other shit that’s going to fuck up Derrick’s game plan. The chic said Derrick is only after chics with fame and money… ooouch!
How does Khloe feel? This is always going to happen to her, know why? She’s the ugly fat sister; that’s why.

Danity Kane got a record coming out diss’in Diddy.
I wonder if Puffy even cares? I don’t think so. Why should he? We all know that Danity Kane suck and that’s why Diddy ain’t fucking with them. Them girls better call Vivid, they’ll cut a check!
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And don’t let anyone catch you slipp’in

Like Gunplay did recently in Dade County Florida!

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Fiddy don’t let up! He’s my type of guy, fuck with him and he’s back at ya!

Well Rick Ross the cop is about to witness this first hand. Fiddy is putting out a porn starring officer Ricky’s baby momma. He will narrate the entire thing as Pimpin Curly.

THIS IS TOTALLY GROSS!!!

Ricks baby mama the star of the film looks like a seal in the Artic. Hunters need to hit her in the nose with a stick. Officer Ricky, he’s a ferocious wildebeest. He’s a disgusting mammal. Why did they sign this guy? Who’s going to watch this National Geographic porno? Maybe chic’s who are anorexic because watching may force them to VOMIT!

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Rick Ross did a radio interview with Funkmaster Flex. It was so boring Flex didn’t ask him shit. Angie Martinez said she canceled because she wasn’t allowed to ask Rick Ross about his past when he was a correctional officer.

This guy Ricky was dissin the West Coast, he said in 94 and 95 some of the best Hip Hop was made. Then he mentioned Biggie, Junior Mafia and then he said it moved down south to Cash Money. Fuck him he don’t know shit.

West Coast was on fire! Dr.Dre, Tupac, Snoop, Daz, Kurupt, and Quik, what’s Ricky talking about? Kurupt was murdering nigga’s. I guess Officer Ricky was too busy in the police academy so he didn’t have a chance to hear all of the music that was coming out. He was too busy learning to say open your mouth, raise your tongue, jiggle your testicles, turn around spread your buttcheeks and cough twice…..

Why did they sign this guy? No one did a background check? Once a cop always a cop…. I wouldn’t trust him at all.

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MEET FIDDY’S BROTHER EARL…..

I beleive 50 can safely retire from music and make films. Dude is funny if nothing else!!

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