We all know Dancing With The Stars is for the seniors and that’s the reason why your grandparents watch this program….I’ve never seen a episode of this horrible program and I’m proud to say it. Any male caught watching this program is probably gay or being forced by his bitch.

Why won’t the people over at Dancing With the Stars allow Paula Abdul to be a judge on their horrible program? Paula does have talent when it comes to dancing – she did her ten thousand hours of dancing so that makes Paula Abdul a professional dancer…right?

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Pastor Mase is back to rappin’ on the microphone for his old boss Sean ” Puff Daddy” Combs…
What a loser Mase is!? What kind of a church was he running? It wasn’t a church mane… It was a cult…
Mase is dam near retarded – the boy cannot speak properly…Who would make Mase their pastor?
Things are not quite working out for him these days – first and foremost his television show was a total flop! His straight life is driving him nuts…
This jerk even has the nerve and the audacity to perform marriage ceremonies…as if he’s a real pastor but we all know that he’s not.
Mase is a total con-man but Puffy is his master…Didn’t the followers of Mase’s bogus church congregation know?

Jennifer Lopez and the people over at American Idol are talking and negotiating a deal for her to replace Paula Abdul…
Wait a minute… the same people over at American Idol who are trying to negotiate a deal with Jennifer are also trying to workout a deal with Victoria Beckham!?
These two ladies can’t sing or dance…am I missing something?
Paula Abdul has way more talent than Jennifer and Victoria when it comes to music. Randy Jackson knows this but do you care? No. All of you would watch American Idol if Jennifer was a judge and I’m not surprised…know why? ‘Cuz none of you care about the music… all the viewers care about is who looks good and what Randy and Simon and Ryan were wearing? Thongs…Those guys are gay. You guys are all totally disgusting – just like the folks over at American Idol and I’ll tell you this: The music business will never recover because of shows like American Idol…know why? ‘Cuz it’s fake just like Jennifer’s and Victoria’s titties mane…

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Jay Z is dropping a book the same day he drops his new Blueprint album…Do you care? Jay has already passed his Tipping Point. Teaming up with Rihanna and Kanye is the best move for Jay Z….know why? ‘Cuz Kanye and Rihanna got younger fans – Jay’s fans need that hair renjuventor product…

Kanye and Amber Rose have been partying hard…word is they’re are having threesomes with invited girls. What’s wrong with that? Let’s get this straight: first you guys call Kanye gay then you’re now saying he’s having a blast with the chic’s…
You guys are sounding quite confusing maybe you guys got it all wrong and what you’re really trying to say is that you think Kanye is bi/sexual…That’s a lot of speculation isn’t it? Who is Nicki Minaj? Why are you all saying Nicki and Amber are having threesomes with Kanye? How do you guys know this? Is there any pictures? The only thing good about this is all three of them are getting free press! I told you all before sex sells…know why? ‘Cuz everybody’s buying it mane…

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Remember Lou Pearlman? He was way before American Idol… Lou discovered Backstreet Boys and N’Sync for Christ’s  sake!

To make a long story short Lou Pearlman is doing 25yrs in federal prison for cheating his investors. Recently however, he discovered a way to shave off some of his prison time…know how? By snitchin’ mane!

Lou allegedly over heard a fellow inmate bragging about his crime…guess who told Johnny Law the  news he over heard while serving his 25yr sentence? Lou Pearlman a.k.a. the new state’s witness.

Does Lou Pearlman know the consequences for being tagged as a snitch in the federal penitentiary system? The end result of this matter won’t be a good one…

Do you really care?

-Guru Jacky

DJ Unk lost all his shit mane! Someone stole his bag which contained all his jewelry and other costly items…
Word is it was members from Black Wall Street who did the mission…Unk is so pissed he swore revenge…
Newsflash DJ Unk: If nicca’s from California got your shit consider it gone mane…and they will welcome your revenge attempts!
Know why? We live for that type of excitement mane…
Hey Unk: Don’t trip… them hood-nicca’s might sell your stuff back to you…keep checking YouTube.com

Simon Cowell  got $36 million dollars for his part in American Idol last year. His contract expires next May…
Now Fox is offering Simon $144 millon to stay on deck. Fox is spending a lot money to keep real music suppressed aren’t they!
Simon Cowell doesn’t know anything about music so why is Fox spending so much money to keep him as a judge?
‘Cuz a lot people love the character Simon  portrays…but it has nothing to do with music!
Hold on I’m going to say a prayer…

Please god let something happen to the person’s hand who’s writing the check for Simon Cowell…
Please almighty make Simon and his silly show go away. I promise I’ll be good.
Amen.

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Who is this Adam Lambert guy? I met Adam at the Kress nightclub a month or so ago. Notice I didn’t take any photo’s with Adam; I wonder why?

Cuz I am not feeling the dude. It has nothing to with his sexuality I swear !!!

Guess America wasn’t feeling Adam either; know why? ‘Cuz Adam lost American Idol. Didn’t he?
I don’t even know who won who cares? I don’t.

American Idol and Dancing With The Stars are for kids and the seniors. Maybe if I was gay I would enjoy these type of programs on television but guess what? I’m not. So I’m not watching these corny shows.

Is Suge Knight going to be on the show Dancing With The Stars?

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Apparently it was a big night for Adam Lambert at the Sterling Williams Fashion show because  he had his Superman Jacket on!

HSK isn’t sure who these two are but apparently you do.

While rep’in HSK at the Sterling Williams fashion week event last night we grabbed a few pictures for you.

This is I beleive Lisa D’ Amato from America’s Next Top Model and Adam Lambert from the latest installment of American Idol.

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I know Paula very well, we made some money and recorded together. I knew Nile Rogers and he hooked it up. People don’t know this, but Nile made Madonna, he also produced for David Bowie throughout the 80’s. He was also the producer for the Thompson Twins. He’s the guy who produced Madonna’s first album.

I always told him he was partly responsible for fucking up our ears. It was Nile who introduced me to Paula. Nile paid me very well to record with Paula. Her and I had phone conversations, we kick it, we were cool until the songs were finished. Then suddenly (more…)