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Posts Tagged ‘Angelina Jolie’

BRAD PITT GOES BACK TO HIS HASH BASICS

Friday, September 4th, 2009
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It’s no surprise that Brad Pitt has been smoking pot for a minute…he’s said so himself.  I guess Jennifer Aniston gave him the green light to do so and probably even joined in, but Angelina says she’s not having it (at least she’s not having it since they now have six kids).  Brad’s not lying though, he’s not smoking pot.  According to Quentin Tarantino, Pitt’s new thang is hash.

What’s more is the youngest director on the monopoly board even spilled the beans about his party antics with Angelina’s hubby.  “He (Brad) had this big brick of hash and whips out a knife, you know, like Jesse James – and cuts me off a big sliver,” said Tarantino.  “But the thing about it is, I go, ‘Do you have a pipe to go with this?’ And he just handed me a Coke can.  And I’m like I know how to do the Coke can thing.”  Brad later admitted that he got himself so high that before he knew it, he was in front of Quentin’s cameras on the set of ‘Inglorious Basterds”…it’s crystal clear what was going on behind the scenes of that flick.

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Lil Kim Pulls A Michael Jackson?

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009
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Why is everyone picking on Lil Kim? Critics are saying Kim is trying to be white?
Why are they saying this? Is it because of her plastic surgery? Fuck you! I agree with Kimberly a.k.a. Lil Kim – the new look is much better.
White people ain’t trying to be black and they go tanning…they get butt implants and lip augmentations…
Angelina Jolie paid for some full lips does she think and act like a black person? No. So why ya’ll crack’in on Kim? I think she looks way better and I like Kim’s new titties so much I just wanna squeeze them.
So what if Kim wants to lighten her skin? I don’t hear white people saying shit about George Hamilton and this dude is a sunbather… George is in the sun so much his tanned skin looks like leather. By the way I like Lil Kim’s weave; would you rather her look like a boy? Like Amber Rose…No way! I never thought Grace Jones was cute and guess what? She’s not…

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THURSDAY’S HAND-JOB’S

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009
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Rihanna is in Hawaii shooting her new video. White people- your new Tina Turner is back to pollute the airwaves with more garbage.

Kelly Rowland is Matthew Knowles lovechild. This rumor just hit the streets and I don’t believe it. Beyonce and Kelly were lovers not sisters.

Jim Jones’ fiance Chrissy (the one Max-B got on camera phone doing whatever) she’s getting popular. Chrissy said she’s going to put hands on Khloe Kardashian…she’s  Kim’s fat sister with the puggy dog nose. Chrissy also said she’s going to smack the shit out of dolphin face Kourtney. Kourtney is Kim’s other sister. Chrissy thinks everybody wants Jim. This is promotion for Jimmy’s upcoming album.

Madonna got her new black baby. This Madonna chic is nuts …who’s supervising these adoptions?

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie are heading for a break up. At least he should run. Word is they’re arguing. Angelina doesn’t spend enough time with Brad. Doesn’t he know she’s an ambassador?

Natalie Cole needs a kidney. See how dangerous cocaine is? Ask Natalie Just Say No!!!

I gotta talk to Professor Griff. You remember him. He’s from the rap group Public Enemy. Griff’s on the phone and he wants me to know about Hustle Simmons, Jim Jones, Nelly, Q-Tipp and many more. I can’t wait.

Gotta go…

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Angelina Throws Knives in a Glass House

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009
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Angelina Jolie is a total nut case and I always knew this but a lot of you don’t know this. Do you? If so, would you all have made her a superstar?

Brad Pitt has sent her to anger management classes. Apparently she likes to throw knives at him. Angelina learned the art of knife throwing when she was filming the movie Tomb Raider. What a shitty film that was, don’t you agree? All her films are shit except for Gia.

You all said she’s so pretty, but she has no shape. Angelina is throwing knives and you still encourage and allow her to adopt kids. She makes out with her brother and you allow her to adopt kids.

Angelina might just meet Chris Brown in her anger management classes. Two fucking nut cases. This crazy bitch even goes on the red carpet with her dress on backwards (she probably was a Kriss Kross fan back in the day). You all still jocked her with her dress on backwards. Only people who get high do bullshit like that.

Isn’t she an ambassador? If you ask my opinion Brad should have stuck with Jennifer Aniston, but I guess Angelina uses the strap-on better.

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If we want the real story do we really need MSNBC, FOX or CNN?

Monday, January 12th, 2009
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mass media censorship If we want the real story do we really need MSNBC, FOX or CNN? photoSince the Bush administration laid down the law on reporters, news stations and reporters have started censoring themselves. They report a lot of fluff, they don’t cover hardcore stories anymore.

My guess is no reporter wants to end up like Dan Rather. They would rather report the news TMZ style. They run the same tired stories all day like there’s no news to report. I don’t care about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt dissin Ryan Seacrest. How about what’s really going on in the Middle East?

We already know the economy is down the toilet, we already know the Bush administration is at fault. Show us how the Bush administration jacked the United States. I think we would all like to see that. Show us how that cowboy and his bandit riders pull off the biggest heist in American history.

No one will dare televise how they tricked, fooled, and robbed the American people. G.W did it and as a jacker I must take some plays out of his textbook. He wasn’t a good president but he was an amazing crook. The Bush administration lied from the beginning to the end and a large percent of you believed it, or else Obama would have won the election by a landslide. That didn’t happen.

For those of you that didn’t have a good Christmas, which is most of you. George Bush was the Grinch that stole your Christmas (Jacky loved the old school cartoon version).

Since the news is censored and they have to watch what they report like the newspapers. Do we really need MSNBC, FOX or CNN? Do we? Or do we only need the internet to find what’s really happening in the world?

Recognizing that television is used to steal your time and program you with propaganda is wisdom and only few of us will witness this on our climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 18:03

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This Just In From TeddyRevolution……Angelina Jolie is still NASTY!

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008
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Angelina Jolie…….. you are not Mother Teresa…so quit pretending you nasty disease infested licentious bitch!

Just because you decided to start adopting mal-nourished kids around the world like sundae toppings at the Sizzler doesn’t mean you aren’t the still the nasty bitch that everyone used to front on.

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