Since she clearly lacks any sort of talent, a pictorial in Playboy being her only  accomplishment with any entertainment value. Sleeping with Puff may have been her saving grace.  Don’t believe me? Just ask Cassie!

and of course it would be the dinosaur of all media, Wendy to showcase the lack of talent.

They are saying Aubrey wants to go back to her bullshit pop group Dannity Kane. What else can Aubrey really do? She has no talent, so why not ruin music? Doesn’t seem like a smart move for her to talk shit about Puff last week and now beg for her job back. To each their own! Today people are telling me she has a solo album coming out and Akon is featured on a track.

Who will buy this album? The demographic for her Playboy spread wants to see her ass and not hear her say a thing out of her mouth. Aubrey O’Day was a backup singer with little to no talent of a group also with little to no talent (even less fan) who was booted, to become what I would loosely call a model for the entertainment of dudes who will self gratify themselves to your pictures.

Aubrey needs to stop fighting progress and continue her move forward. I am looking forward to her first porn for Vivid Entertainment!

How long is the $500k she got from Playboy gonna last? Is Puffy going to take her back? He should, she’s got exposure. He shouldn’t trust her though. He should send her walking to the store to buy him a fucking slice of cheesecake. That’s what Puffy should do.

He did it to the black kids from that bullshit rap group. He had the group that Chopper, the rapper was in. That kid Chopper, who’s now running around Atlanta broke and homeless.

For Christs’ sake, Chopper is borrowing people’s clothes to wear and he’s squatting on people’s couches. Hey kids, you still want to be in the music business?

This is one gremlin looking ugly white bitch!

If I was on pills she’d fuck my high up. I’ll have to call up Chris Brown to come over to do her some’thin, cause this bitch looks like a demon.

Air-brush queen, fat with no shape. Bitch got $500k for this.You gotta love this town…. this could only happen in Hollywood.

Hollywood Property 782

Jacky Jasper’s
Name that Rack

Answer on the Flip

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So the story you’re about to read comes from a man who only left his name as “Scared in Wisconsin”.

I feel bad for you bro. I really do. Im gonna send you some of Jacky’s tee-shirts and some CD’s and hell maybe a hundred bucks

Here is a brief excerpt from a letter I recently recieved from a regular reader of HSK:

Dear God,

I know we havent spoke in many years, I know I’ve sinned and I know I’ve cursed your name, but please get me out of this situation and I’ll go to church everyday!!!!

1 HOUR Earlier….

I was feeling really down on my luck and decided to grab a bitch off craigslist. I never realized as I hungup the phone quite excited to be awaiting St. Paul’s hottest blonde on the internet, I just made my worst mistake…

We fooled around for a bit and she started breathing heavy. Something seemed wrong, the nasal, soft, frog like weaving almost didn’t sound….human.  She eventually got up and skipped quickly back to the bathroom and slammed the door. After about 30 minutes I knew I wasn’t just paranoid from all the glass she made me smoke,  she really must have been far from an average girl…something was wrong with her!

Ten long minutes later I mustered up the balls to just open the bathroom door….I stood there scarried and shitting my pants Teddy. I didnt even know what I was looking at.

What seemed like another ten whole minutes of just standing there frozen like ice, my roomate walked in the house from work, walked over to me, pulled out his Iphone and took a picture. He smokes too much weed…..

Im not gonna post the resty of the story. Because well it only gets more fucked up.

But here is the “iphone” picture he sent along with the letter.

I’ve taken the liberty to highlight some of the odd things in this picture. Odd things besides the whole, THIS CHICK IS CLEARLY A BLOOD-SUCKING ALIEN!!!

I should have titled this blog “Criagslist Is Whack!!”

-TeddyRevolution

We at HSK might, but only if we could start with 2 DICKS in her ASS! I think playboy got a RAW deal…..

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Adrienne Bailon remember her, we did a story on her recently. She’s the Cheetah Girl, the Disney chic from the kid station that shows kid stuff all day.

Did you know Adrienne Bailon is on the same channel as Hannah Montana? Remember Adrienne Bailon last month leaked out some pictures of her showing us all her ass. Well someone over at Playboy saw Adrienne’s ass and offered her 100,000 dollars for a lay-out.

kinda cheap don’t you think?

But she’s going to do it, for Christ sake Adrienne is going out with Kim Kardashian’s brother. I know her PR agent Jonathan Jaxson, hatched the idea to leak the photos, but Kim made the call to Playboy and hooked up this whole thing..

Playboy is on her menu, Her best friend Kim Kardashian did it. Kim did Playboy and so will Adrienne, and all the factory workers of America (more…)