HERE’S JOHNNY…………

Los Angeles Publicity company headed by Johnny Johnson or has he would have people believe Johnny Royal. Johnny comes from a background of finance and classical music. Neither industries worked out for him, actually he was banished from both. Finance for reasons unknown and the music industry for having sex with a cocktail waitress in the Entertainment Fusion gifting suite at the VMA’s. This was to the shock of all staff and celebrities present. As well as to the lead singer of Queens of The Stone Age who was originally assumed to be the culprit.

Johnnys latest “get rich scheme” was to reestablish himself in the world of PR. Almost every failed artist has this option as it is usually the case that people with the least talent need PR the most. If your craft is any good the masses will learn about it, but no longer because of anyone shoving it down your throat.

HSK was introduced to Johnny through a mutual acquaintance and former band member. We knew of Johhny as the former lover to another PR agent we previously reported on. You remember Romina Maggorno don’t you? Romi was the PR contact for a band Johnny was a part of. Unfortunately like so many before Johnny, the drugs and alcohol were too much for him to handle and he had soon deteriorated into being nothing more than another musician trying to make it on only a path paved with cocaine instead of talent. (more…)

What do Perez Hilton and Rod Stewart have in common? It’s rumored the pair now share the same experience of passing-out after ingesting large amounts of semen.

You all may remember hearing about Rod Stewart’s collapse during one of his performances. Stewart was reportedly rushed to hospital where doctors pumped his stomach. What they found was shocking – it’s said that doctors siphoned about a pint of fresh sperm from the singer’s stomach.

Now, HSK’s secret West Hollywood source tells us Perez Hilton was spotted at “The Abbey” (a popular Santa Monica hot spot) just before two o’clock, Friday morning. (Halloween must of come early for Perez, because he was sporting a disguise – complete with a wig, mustache and floor-length trench coat.) His thought-to-be incognito visit comes after his music tour “Perez Hilton Presents” flopped.

Our source tells us Perez was (more…)

Trying to thwart our freedom of speech will only EMBOLDEN us and our base! HSK was temporarily taken offline. This was a direct effort of all the people we have exposed and made jokes at their deserving in the short time of our existence. To Perez, Romina, DJ Jess, The 1933 Group, and Ben Russo; our servers are now based overseas with three mirrors sites to ensure we will never be taken offline again!

FIGHT THE POWER POWDER

Brody this is for you, you little punk.  I never do this but you and your little talentless gay spoiled posse is asking for it. I am a PIMP dude, a real one. I will smack the shit out of you. I don’t care about you and your homo friends.

Brody in case you didn’t know your dad is GAY. I said it, Bruce Jenner is gay. He hangs out at the ABBY. It’s a known gay bar in West Hollywood. If your dad is gay the fruit doesn’t usually fall too far from the tree, now does it?

Your show BROMANCE should come on right after Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. Both of these shows are made by men for men. It’s like this dudes like lesbian action so we watch content that has that stuff in it. Just like the chic’s who watch your show they watch your show Bromance to see boy on boy action the boys on your show watch you take showers Brody.

I don’t wanna hang-out with you dreadful Hollywood geeks. I know the people who sell you your coke, pills, weed, etc… I’m from the streets asshole. I don’t want to party with you! I don’t want to go to the clubs you go to. I’ve done that already and on occasion still do when I choose too, but your crowd is full of posers and cry-baby’s.

Chic’s audition to hang-out with me not guys Brody. You fuck with square girls, that is why you are what you are (more…)

Gossip on a Gossip Girl: Brief Update!

The HSK switchboard was off the hook when we first published this exposé on our D-List Publicist. We opted to do a through follow up and dissect the connection again to satisfy some parties implicated by Romina. One part of the article which we temporary pulled for verification was the mention of Romi’s relationship to Perez Hilton and his publicist Ben Russo of EMC-PR.

Ben Russo called and spoke in length to HSK (mostly begging to have his mention and Perez’s pulled.) Apparently Perez had caught wind of the story and immediately called Ben (with his pink panties in a twist, i’m sure.) Ben made all sorts of claims that he was not associated with Romi in anyway. While we considered this aspect we finished our morning Buzz and called Ben back to discuss further or even perhaps take a comment to be published with our follow-up story.

When we called back, guess who answered the phone? Our very own D-List publicist Romina Maggorno! So with that we must apologize for temporarily omitting the section of the story listed below:

“She eventually was forced out and became the assistant to Ben Russo at the PR firm EMC PR, which represents Perez Hilton among other young Hollywood stars. Like Romi, Ben is also formerly from Fusion Entertainment. EMC PR is where Romi can be found working as of the release of this story.”

We continue to receive many threats against Jacky. Not to worry Jacky is safe and relaxing Kush in hand. HSK will not be threatened or bullied by anyone. All claims of slander or libel will be directed to our attorneys.

HSK WILL BACK DOWN FOR NO-ONE!!!!!!!!

NOTE: NOT ONE CLAIM HAS BEEN MADE THAT OUR STORY WAS NOT TRUE ONLY BEGGING THAT THEIR MENTIONED RELATION TO ROMI BE OMITTED

Gossip on a Gossip Girl – Hollywood Street King Exclusive

Romina “ROMI” Maggorno (In Court Today May 13, 2009)
The scathing exposé resulting from the loose lips of a semi connected Hollywood D-List publicist. Celebrities named include, Katy Perry, Pete Wentz, Sharron Stone, Jessica Simpson, and many many more!

** Diary of a Hollywood Street King *Exclusive **

This report may be seriously damaging and could ruin some friendships with good people, but in the end, those people will be happy they know the truth. Morality and ethics and respect amongst our neighbors, is that not what separates us as human beings from animals? (more…)