Hey what happened? Why aren’t some of my girlfriends getting at me? What… I’m not handsome enough? Am I under weight?
Am I a horrible lover? What is it… Maybe it’s because I’m all about me?

Is it because when the chic’s are talking I cut them off and talk all about my accomplishments?

Could it be that I judge them from the low life men they have dated and don’t want my name to be affiliated with such trash?
Most likely they want somethin’ and I do have it but not for them…not even dick.

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We have a brand new mobile version of HSK available that’s designed perfectly for your phones with super fast load times.

It’s as easy as typing our  web address into your phone’s browser; it does the rest! (www.hollywoodstreetking.com)

Each story has a Twitter button as well; so make sure to let everyone else know what’s up and spread the word so we can continue to bring you the goods!

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Comments have been left on various marijuana dispensary review sites claiming the buyer was arrested and their junk confiscated as they were walking from Kush Mart.

Going to a collective for marijuana in Los Angeles can be a real experience, but who wants to go to a store where there’s always cops coming!?

First hand photos of the cops watching over Kush Mart of Hollywood.

Go to Sunset Organic Collective their at 2210 Sunset. Tell ‘em Jacky sent you and they will give you the V.I.P. Mane!

Don’t you ever call me a hater…know why? ‘Cuz I’m a Playa mane…

I’ll explain the game ‘cuz I’m tired of the phrase Playa-Hater being mis-used…

PIMPIN’ 101

•    Step 1

First you must become a Pimp.

It’s not an easy job I don’t know why you square bastards think it’s so cool to be one…

A pimp works hard…he’s on them streets mane.

•    Step 2

When a pimp elevates his game and gets more hoes in his stable he becomes a Mack.

That also means the Mack has a Bottom Bitch overseeing his hoes…the Bottom Bitch keeps them in check.

•    Step 3

When the Mack elevates his game again it’s usually when he saves up some decent $$$ and uses his contacts properly. The Mack is about to get Live mane….

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Going to a collective for marijuana in Los Angeles can be a real experience, but who wants to go to a store where there’s always cops coming!?
First hand photos of the cops always hanging at Kush Mart.

Go to Sunset Organic Collective their at 2210 Sunset. Tell ‘em Jacky sent you and they will give you the V.I.P. Mane!

Don’t you ever call me a hater…know why? ‘Cuz I’m a Playa mane…

I’ll explain the game ‘cuz I’m tired of the phrase Playa-Hater being mis-used…

PIMPIN’ 101

•    Step 1

First you must become a Pimp.

It’s not an easy job I don’t know why you square bastards think it’s so cool to be one…

A pimp works hard…he’s on them streets mane.

•    Step 2

When a pimp elevates his game and gets more hoes in his stable he becomes a Mack.

That also means the Mack has a Bottom Bitch overseeing his hoes…the Bottom Bitch keeps them in check.

•    Step 3

When the Mack elevates his game again it’s usually when he saves up some decent $$$ and uses his contacts properly. The Mack is about to get Live mane….

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You may remember last month TMZ broke the story “waterboy qb – my genitals are in grave danger”. Peter Dante, husband to Cynthia Pett Dante who represents some of Hollywood’s biggest; Brad Pitt, Courtney Cox and many more, alleged that some guy threatened to cut off his d**k. According to the TMZ story Dante mentions’ talking to the man’s wife on the phone and that was it. Yea right… That’s not how Jacky saw it so we dug up the ball breakin’ husband ourselves and got the real story mane….

When HSK spoke to the husband, he claimed that Dante stalked his wife for six months after getting her phone number under a false pretense of “getting the kids together” for a play date in the park. His pursuit of the woman looks exactly like the Reggie Miller story with literally hundreds of texts daily – see below! What’s wrong with these guys? Do I need to introduce you to Vinnie Vixens again?

Apparently after six months of relentless pursuit, the woman met Dante at his family’s beach house in Malibu. Thereafter, Dante was meeting the wife in cheap motels, parking lots for “back seat sex”, or just about any quick and convenient place possible. He even got the clap (something you’ll NEVER get from an HSK vixens)!! This went on for five years before it caught up with him and the husband found out; OOOPPPS!

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Celine Dion is having her second child at 41yrs old with her predator husband Rene Angelil…How can this old ass couple still have babies? Fertility treatments of course…Isn’t Celine Dion a ugly old white woman? Oh yes she is…don’t lie…I think she should fix her nose…don’t you?

George Lopez buried his grandmother without telling his relatives…and guess what? His relatives are totally pissed mane… I wonder why George would do such a thing…Maybe George didn’t want to hear his relatives financial problems? I’m sure it’s hard for George’s relatives to get him on the telephone…know why? ‘Cuz they probably always calling to borrow cash mane…

It’s Wednesday and I’m heading to the gym…
Gotta Go…

-Guru Jacky

I’ve been trying hard to test Marilyn Manson’s gangsta and guess what? She’s got none…I said said some fighting words to Manson and it was her choice to ignore me..Marilyn Manson is just another big mouth…

She said if anyone said anything about her in the press she was going to fuck that certain reporter up… So I decided to cause some trouble and say a few words to Marilyn and she backed down… Some of her fans were like “I’m fucking pissed – Marilyn better do something to this guy or I will”… Even Hitler had fans so I’m no amused at Marilyn’s fan base – they’re just like Marilyn… all posers mane…

I really don’t care about this bitch she’s a drug addict… How can she be a master if she has a cocaine addiction?
She’s upset about her past lovers – in other words she is suffering from a broken heart…Meow!!! What a pussy she is…

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R.Kelly was asked about Trey Songz challenging him for his king title of R n B…Guess what R.Kelly said? “Trey Songz is a boy and he’s a grown man…”. In other words R.Kelly doesn’t have the time to play with children unless they’re young teenage girls…Ouch!!!

Buss this!! R. Kelly is dropping a new album October 13th and I believe you guys are all going to love it. R. Kelly said he worked with a few down – south producers from Atlanta just to keep his sound current. I’m not sure those are two words I would use in the same sentence, but lets give him the benefit of the doubt…

He would really like to work with Stevie Wonder because R.Kelly looks up to him and what’s wrong with that? R. Kelly is a egomaniac…know why?

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