Kobe is pissed at his teammates ‘cuz some of them were on a sports blog talking shit about him and his wife. Don’t you think the Lakers were struggling when they played the Denver Nuggets last time? They were; know why?
‘Cuz Kobe was highly upset at his teammates. Kobe’s teammates better not play those type of pranks again because the Orlando Magic is a far better team than the Denver Nuggets. Won’t you agree?

Birdman and Cash Money Records are getting sued for $200,000 from Kuosma. Who’s Kuosma? He owns the trademark for the name Birdman. In 2004 Kuosma did a licensing deal with Birdman a.k.a. Baby for Lugz footwear. Who the hell wears Lugz?
In exchange Kuosma gets 35% of the royalties paid to Cash Money regarding the Lugz boot deal. Kuosma canceled the deal 3yrs ago; know why? Kuosma didn’t get paid mane…

Hey Kuosma: Welcome to hip/hop; good luck getting your money dude.

Why didn’t Obama bail out the blue collar worker? Obama allowed G.M. to close and kept companies like A.I.G. in the game. Is Obama for the working man? Or is Obama throwing us all a curve ball? Can’t expect much; know why? Most presidents I know tell lies don’t they?

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Kanye and Pink attended a Stella McCartney fashion show and did I tell you that the fashion show was in Paris?

It’s one of my favorite cities in the world; have you ever been to the Louvre museum high on hallucinogenics?

Anyways, the vice president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals was also at Stella McCartney’s fashion show. Guess what? Pink did not appreciate Kanye’s behavior. Know why?

All night during the fashion show Pink said Kanye kept asking to see more furs. Pink was pissed and for good reasons; the guy from Peta was there.. did Kanye care? No.

Why should Kanye care; it’s a fashion show right? Pink said Kanye totally grossed her out. Pink also said some people are a total waste and we should skin them and wear them. She was referring to Kanye… my guess is, and it’s a wild one, but I’ll have to say that Pink does not care too much for Kanye West.

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Soulja Boy is dating a reality show chic and her name is Cali; remember her from the Ray j show? What is wrong with these nicca’s don’t they know all these reality chic’s are whores? In other words you cannot trust them. So why date them? Is Soulja Boy that desperate for a girlfriend? Isn’t Bow Wow available?

Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou had a baby boy this weekend lets give this couple our congratulations since its Russell’s checks that keep them both living. Isn’t it?

Whoo Kid is Fiddy’s DJ and dude got Yung Berg’s chain. Now Whoo Kid is taking pictures with the chain on the internet and if that chain belongs to Yung Bergs isn’t that theft? Couldn’t Whoo Kid be charged with stolen property? Yung Berg should get a bodyguard. Is Cedric ” Alfamega” Zellars available? Alfamega doesn’t have a career anymore does he?

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It was a splendid evening at the Kress last night. I met these two wonderful hood rats and guess what, they love Banana Kush!

Thanks to my friend Mike, a mega club owner from here to Vegas. He owns most of those clubs you guys are waiting in line at.

Met an old friend (Tom Green), shared some laughs, and will be working together in the future.

Stay Tuned.

-Guru Jacky

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Our boys at Sunset Organic have done it again.
Grape Ape is a hybrid meaning it’s a sativa/indica. And guess what ladies and gentlemen? It’s on top of the food chain. Know why? Grape Ape cures Attention Deficit Disorder!

I know; I’m a part of the A.D.D. family and I’d rather smoke weed than pop pills and pay the pharmaceutical companies! Won’t you agree?

The taste is totally amazing; get the bubbler out no blunts or papers needed. Know why? You could taste the grape of the bud mane.
I started my day with this bud for a week and if you could afford it you should too. I strongly recommend this bud for those people like Brooke Shields; she wouldn’t need to take all them prescription pills. Tom Cruise might appreciate her a little bit more; don’t you think?

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Jay Z’s deal fell through with Live Nation this week. Remember the rumor he signed a deal with Live Nation for 150 million? Guess What? It’s not true.
Rumor has it that Jay is taking secret meetings with his old friends Kevin Liles and Lyor Cohen. Do you remember those two guys?
You should… both Kevin Liles and Lyor Cohen are from Def/Jam. Jay Z is apparently shopping his label the Carter Music Group and I must ask this question. Who the fuck cares? Doesn’t Jay Z know that records sales are at a all time low? Maybe that’s why Live Nation didn’t do the deal with Jay Z?
Do you have any idea what type of money Live Nation lost this year? Ask Madonna!

Britney Spears is a dirty disgusting bitch; know why? Britney is doing a photo shoot for Elle magazine so the people over at the mag hooked-up Britt with some beautiful couture clothing. Guess what? Britney is on her period and she claims she forgot. How does a girl forget they’re on their period? Anyways Britney fucked up all their clothes. Isn’t she a parent?

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Michael Lohan is back in trouble again know why? Michael made threatening phone calls to his girlfriend Erin Muller.

This dude is retarded he told his fiancee he’s going to kill her then he’s going to kill himself. Is Michael nuts?
Yes.

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Rihanna is NOT dating Kanye according to her people; do you believe it? I really don’t care. Do you? Have you seen Kanye’s new video for “Paranoid”, its nothing but Rihanna dancing and a big “fuck you” to Chris!
Rihanna is taking acting classes and talking smack about Chris isn’t she? Rihanna said she will burn down Chris Brown’s house. Who does Rihanna remind you off? Lisa “Left-eye ” Lopes.
Did you know that Rihanna is also a bedroom bully. Know why? Rihanna said she showed Chris Brown everything that he knows in bed.
What a whore won’t you agree?

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