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KANYE WEST IS MTV’S SUCKA!!! – TAYLOR SWIFT DISS

Monday, September 14th, 2009
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Do you think MTV didn’t intentionally allow Kanye to enter the building with an open bottle of hennessy? Do you think they didn’t want Kanye to do some niggaish shit? Would there have been anything else for people to talk about today after the worst display of pop culture to-date?

It seems Kanye West was sure to make it a point to create drama at this year’s VMA’s. Yet again he didn’t make heads-turn and mouths drop with his music. Dude make his ‘grand entrance’ to New York City’s Radio Music Hall with a bottle of Hennessy in one hand, and his white Grace Jones look-a-like bitch was on the other. (more…)

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Dirty Girls Back To School Week – Quickies

Monday, August 24th, 2009
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Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade are expecting a child and I must say I saw this coming! I was the one who told you all that Gabrielle Union was on a survival mission…

She’s like 34yrs old (same age as Beyonce) and Gabrielle knows that Hollywood is not calling on her anytime soon…Gabrielle knew that she needed some sort of security in her life so she did what Kendra Wilkinson did and got herself a professional athlete a.k.a. a sucker. Kim Kardashian is about to do the same thing to Reggie Bush even Stevie Wonder can see this…Won’t you agree?

Cassie and Puffy are on Twitter talking about they like to eat turkey sandwiches after sex…who cares? Cassie just needs to have sex with Puffy and leave the music business alone…know why? ‘Cuz she can’t sing or dance – she totally sucks mane…

Jay Z called Beyonce a hoe in his new song with Drake and guess what? If Jay Z said it I believe it… He is Beyonce’s husband…isn’t he? By the way the record sucks ass…

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Beyonce’s New Film To Feature Girl On Girl Sex Scenes!

Friday, August 14th, 2009
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Is Beyonce a role model? Do little black girls look up to her?
Do little black girls want to be Beyonce more than they want to be Oprah Winfrey?
I’m asking these questions because I believe that little black girls want to be Beyonce… Doesn’t Beyonce still sells records in a dying recording industry…

Beyonce is in her mid-thirties…So when it comes to the children shouldn’t Beyonce be making better decisions? Guess what part Beyonce is playing in a new Hollwood movie called “Tipping The Velvet “? She’s playing a lesbian and doing girl on girl love scenes…
I’ll ask this question once again…Is Beyonce Knowles a role model?

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Hot Celebrity Daughter Week – Quickie News

Monday, August 10th, 2009
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Pictures are circulating of Kelis and her new baby. Know what else is new? A man with her! It’s pretty quick after Nas right? That makes me wonder though – how “new” is her “new man”? How can I forget it was Kelis who said her milkshake brings all the boys to her yard…

Superhead and Darius McCrary are at it again – he said Karrine ” Superhead” Steffans is a total creep…
In case you don’t know who Darius is he played the role of Eddie Winslow on the television show Family Matters…Darius said Karrine would have sex with her victims and have the phone under a pillow so others can hear…What a Bitch!!! I’m so happy I burned her book and if she’s so disgusting what do you think about the men who have slept with her?
Hey Karrine here’s a number you will be needing it in the near future: 1800-273-8255 – it’s the sucide hotline…I promise you someone over there will talk to you…

Kimora Lee is getting ten thousand dollars for her new baby photos…Kimora’s son Kenzo’s father is Djimon Hounsou and we wish them all the best…I overheard others saying Kimora’s ex-boyfriend Russell Simmon’s sperm bank was not powerful enough to produce a baby boy…How would they know this information? My guess is that Yoga helps the mind and the body but not the sperm…Am I right Russell?

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Spandex Week – Quickies

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009
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Paula Abdul is not returning to American Idol and I’m wondering why exactly Paula quit? Her and Randy Jackson are the only judges on the show that know music…not Simon Cowell…
Anyways, the Pop princess will no be a part of American Idol anymore…she should be happy. American idol doesn’t help music it destroys it and any true musician knows this.

Paula doesn’t need to be heavily medicated anymore she can now throw those pills away and have a peaceful rest at night…know why? ‘Cuz she’s no longer a part of a team that destroys music and promotes false dreams to others to become a superstar…If you don’t believe me ask Rubin Studdard.

Big Pun’s wife and kids are in a New York homeless shelter and some of you guys are laughing about it – guess what? You should all be ashamed of yourselves…If anyone out there can contact Big Puns wife tell her to give us a call we can help her. I am sure my readers will give a donation to a good cause such as this…

Soulja Boy is pissed at the media again. He’s saying the media reports all the negative stuff he does all the time… The media never reports the good things he does in society.

He added that the media never had his back when thugs came into his home and tried to jack him…who the fuck do you think you are? You act like the media is a person and it’s not you dumbass – if you want protection from thugs you should hire a bodyguard and go to the gym punk. Were you hoping that Lou Dobbs was gonna jump out of your closet and save your jewlery? Fuckin’ kids today mane….the game is done.

Soulja Boy also mentioned that no one had his back when he had beef with Ice-T – Hey Soulja Boy: Ice-T never attacked you, he simply told you to get it together and make better music…What’s wrong with that? And yes you did have other artists who came to your emotional rescue when you thought you had beef with Ice-T…Kanye put his two cents in and Nelly was screaming fuck Ice-T. I saw it all on the internet but I must say Kanye, Nelly, and you Soulja Boy got it all wrong…know why? They all took advice that an experienced man was giving and turned it into a diss…Here’s some more advise Soula Boy: go back to school kid and get your diploma…

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Lil Kim Pulls A Michael Jackson?

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009
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Why is everyone picking on Lil Kim? Critics are saying Kim is trying to be white?
Why are they saying this? Is it because of her plastic surgery? Fuck you! I agree with Kimberly a.k.a. Lil Kim – the new look is much better.
White people ain’t trying to be black and they go tanning…they get butt implants and lip augmentations…
Angelina Jolie paid for some full lips does she think and act like a black person? No. So why ya’ll crack’in on Kim? I think she looks way better and I like Kim’s new titties so much I just wanna squeeze them.
So what if Kim wants to lighten her skin? I don’t hear white people saying shit about George Hamilton and this dude is a sunbather… George is in the sun so much his tanned skin looks like leather. By the way I like Lil Kim’s weave; would you rather her look like a boy? Like Amber Rose…No way! I never thought Grace Jones was cute and guess what? She’s not…

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SLICK CHICS OF THE YEAR AWARDS – Finalists Named

Friday, July 17th, 2009
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……AND THE CONTESTANT’S ARE:

  • Rocsi from 106 & Park

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She’s doing pretty good and she’s extremely proud of herself. Can you blame her?
Rocsi is responsible for breaking up a marriage but do we care? No. Only Lisa Raye does and ladies you would too if someone took your wealthy husband away from you! Rocsi got a new millionaire boyfriend and his name is Michael Misick…Rocsi used her celebrity and beauty for financial security. What a slick chic – maybe that’s why Rocsi is the first contestant for the Slick Chic  Of The Year Award…

  • Amber Rose

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I may say mean things about her, but to put all jokes aside, she’s totally brilliant…She came from stripper to overnight celebrity/Ford model. Can you blame her for just having a good ‘ole time by kissing girlfriends of hers everywhere in public?
Amber calculated all her moves when she was in a relationship with ex-boyfriend Kanye West. His secrets are totally safe with her – why do you think she now has a career as a Ford model? What a slick chic Amber is! Maybe that’s why she’s our second contestant for the Slick Chic Of The Year Award…

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Blame The Industry Not Broads

Thursday, July 16th, 2009
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I had this story a few days back but honestly the truth is I passed on it. Today I changed my mind and decided it’s news so here it is:

Do you remember Nia Long? In case I need to remind you, she was in John Singleton’s “Boy’s In The Hood “, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and Big Momma’s house.

She’s pissed at Beyonce…know why? ‘Cuz Beyonce and others like ” Jennifer Hudson” are getting all the roles that Tinseltown previously gave to Nia.

I believe Gabrielle Union was mad at Beyonce for the same reasons. Samuel Jackson even complained about, in essence the same thing regarding rappers becoming actors…

Nia’s remarks toward Bey came from an interview in a magazine called ” Pride”; is that a gay magazine? Anyways, to make a long story short Nia’s point was that (it’s) not about acting anymore it’s about the Box Office…In other words Hollywood is giving roles to popular people who already have a fanbase. No shit Nia, expect to see Perez Hilton on the big screen soon too.

Musicians were complaining about this type of thing a long time ago when actors, models, actresses, and professional athletes like Shaq and Dion Sanders became singers.
Did anyone hear the musicians cry for help? No…You all called those musicians haters for defending their own craft mane!

Nobody was listening before; it was all a big joke when the industry decided to ruin music… Since this town has already destroyed the music business they have decided to do the same to the film world. Michael Bay is doing a good job at it – can’t wait to see Twilight 2 and 3…
I’m sure Bruno is a great film too…

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Celebrity Nudes Week – Quickies

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009
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Heidi Pratt was offered $25,000 from Scores Strip club…they want her to dance and show a little titties…
Scores is in NYC. I’ve been there countless times and I must say…I always come-up…I swear!
Why did Heidi turn down the Scores offer? She did take off her clothes for Playboy…didn’t she? Oh yes she did…
Where is Spencer when all this exploitation of his women is going down? He’s in one of the best hotels in that town waiting for his trap…Maybe it was Spencer who told Heidi that the Scores offer was not enough? Here it is: First Spencer is rappin’ acting like Jay Z and shit and now he’s got his bitch showing her body parts in magazines.
Dude is also negotiating deals for Heidi to be a feature at a strip club… did I mention Spence is the type of Christian as Reverend Jesse Jackson…is Spencer a pimp?

Jay Z & Kanye are mad at each other…know why?’ They both performed on the same bill in the UK recently.
Jay wanted to close the show and invite Kanye out…guess what? Kanye wanted to do the same thing…
He wanted to close the show and invite Jay Z out…Ego’s clashed and Jay Z left the venue…
Kanye is always losing boyfriends…What happened to him and John Legend?

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Shocking Video – Jay Z Socks Up Defenseless Woman

Monday, July 6th, 2009
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Jay Z has a lot of nerve to try and blackball Chris Brown. Know why?

Jay likes to beat on women too!

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FREE CHRIS BROWN

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