Has anyone heard of “Bobby Wilson”?
Nope?
He’s a singer….
Still nothing huh?

It might help to point out he now goes by Bobby Valentino.
According to Google, he adopted “Valentino” because he was supposed to be born around Valentine’s Day…
Well I was born a month after Christmas, maybe my rap name shoulda been Santa Claus!
This guy is a total joke, no one is even booking him anymore and he “left his label” with this to say: (more…)

They are saying Aubrey wants to go back to her bullshit pop group Dannity Kane. What else can Aubrey really do? She has no talent, so why not ruin music? Doesn’t seem like a smart move for her to talk shit about Puff last week and now beg for her job back. To each their own! Today people are telling me she has a solo album coming out and Akon is featured on a track.

Who will buy this album? The demographic for her Playboy spread wants to see her ass and not hear her say a thing out of her mouth. Aubrey O’Day was a backup singer with little to no talent of a group also with little to no talent (even less fan) who was booted, to become what I would loosely call a model for the entertainment of dudes who will self gratify themselves to your pictures.

Aubrey needs to stop fighting progress and continue her move forward. I am looking forward to her first porn for Vivid Entertainment!

How long is the $500k she got from Playboy gonna last? Is Puffy going to take her back? He should, she’s got exposure. He shouldn’t trust her though. He should send her walking to the store to buy him a fucking slice of cheesecake. That’s what Puffy should do.

He did it to the black kids from that bullshit rap group. He had the group that Chopper, the rapper was in. That kid Chopper, who’s now running around Atlanta broke and homeless.

For Christs’ sake, Chopper is borrowing people’s clothes to wear and he’s squatting on people’s couches. Hey kids, you still want to be in the music business?

John Legend, what was he doing last night? He single handedly fucked up a Sly Stone record. This guy has no funk in him at all. He’s fucking white. John Legend is so fucking stiff he thinks it’s cool.

Sorry dude you are not Donny Hathaway. You are not the male version of Roberta Flack. You are a boring black fella. You are not fucking cool dude. You remind me of a Church Boy, not that’s a bad thing but I didn’t like Sunday School. It sucks.

Why when these cats perform they always have to have the fucking choir? I am tired of the choir singing. I didn’t like Church Service, ok now stop. Get up you lazy piece of shit and do some’thin, entertain me. That’s why you are getting paid. Stop acting like a Vegas act.

John,  you were the worst part of that boring game I walked outside and got a slice. Only white people like you, John. Black street kids think you suck ass.

Jacky 84:09

Eve wants her record to come out already. She says her material is going to get old…….

I thank Jimmy Lovine for not putting that shitty album out. I don’t want to hear it. I don’t want to hear another song with her and Gwen Stefani. I really don’t. Fuck Eve and her male bashing songs.

Yes she was a stripper. I am not mad at her at all for that. We love strippers and harlots over here at HSK. The paw tattoos on her skin that’s some lesbian shit. Eve’s a fucking freak and I love it. I don’t like her music but she’s a freak and I love that because that’s Hollywood. Eve I am sorry but I don’t find your bald head attractive not at all. You’re a girl Eve and your acting is neither here nor there.  I never saw an episode of your television show. It was on UPN, they were competing with BET for urban viewing once upon a time (both networks are horrible).

Eve listen to me it’s Jacky,  you and your white dude should just do the Techno thang and leave the Urban shit alone. Sorry Eve, the black kids don’t like you. A whore will always be a whore regardless of what else they try to put forward.  It’s something we all seem to realize on our climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 72:66

Bob Johnson once owned the television station BET. Bob is down with the democratic party but he has accepted Sean Hannity’s invitation to visit the Fox News Sponsored Uncle Toms Cabin Retreat.

Bob is greeted by Michael Steele, Clearance Thomas, Larry Elder, Colin Powell, Tyler Perry and America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley. Ann Coulter congratulates Bob on BET-UNCUT they all rejoice for his leading black kids astray.

Bob told us all America is not ready for a black president He said Obama wasn’t smart enough for the job he later opologized but who cares? He already showed us he’s a house negro. Bob is about to spend some quality with the Fox News and Friends in Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

Tyler Perry is taking some time off and going to the Cabin to join his Fox News and Friends. He’s greeted my Michael Steele, Clearance Thomas, Colin Powell, Larry Elder and America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley. The Landlord of the Cabin Sean Hannity introduces himself and compliments Tyler on all his buffoonery.

The modern day Flip Wilson, Tyler Perry rushes to the stage to perform his minstrel drag queen show. Tyler gets an award from Karl Rowe for promoting this disgusting act to black kids. He’s escorted to his room by members of the Republican Party.

Tyler doesn’t wanna here about Black History Month. For the rest of February he’ll be spending some quality time in Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

Kanye is in Paris with his crew. What do you think of Kayne’s squad?

These dude’s looks strange, like CAMEO. Is Kanye going to wear the red jockstrap like Larry Blackman (word up)? It will match his new red Louis Vuitton sneaker. The light skin dude in the front of the picture is killing me. I wonder if he’s going to be the other guy in Kanye’s Bi/sexual porn video? Good guess don’t you think?

Fonzworth Bently looks really really gay. He’s a fucking homo and should come out the closet. Next look at the Louis Vuitton Don-nette, look at his pose. Check-out his wrist action I know he’s trying to play Morris Day from the 80’s group The Time (very purple rain) but Morris had a watch on when he struck that pose. Kanye’s wrist action is totally gay.

He’s not only Kanye West he’s Key West.  He’s West Hollywood! He should just move to San Franciso because that’s far West. I hope his clothing line don’t flop like Andre 3000 because I know for sure black kids are not going to buy that shit. First and foremost it’s too pricey and secondly it’s just too gay. He should call his clothing line, “Open Closet.”

Kanye is going to come out from his open closet and don’t be mad at him when he does. He’s warming you all up for that big coming out speech.  I respect that because Kanye unlike the rest of you R ‘n B and rappin guys who are gay Miss West cannot live a lie.

To let the people truly know who you really are is a beautiful thing we should give a big applause to those individuals. Its a step on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 56:1

KRAZY Kanye West Video Diary on the Flip (more…)

Coolio and I have done some work together in the past. It was Coolio, Domino, myself, and Coolio’s homeboy Billy-Boy.

We were recording a track called, “Connect Tha Dot” it was for my first album Narcissism.
The year was 1996 and these cats were older than Jacky. Back then I went by a different name. I went under the moniker H-Bomb.

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1. More grown adults will move back home into their mothers house.

2. Less people will be watching the Fox News.

3. The crime rate will rise, more decent people will turn to crime (shoplifting, prostitution,robberies, anything   money related)

4. Expect more businesses to declare bankruptcy.

5. Black kids will start to form bands, the days of dudes being on stage grabbing their nuts talking tuff is done.

6. All the thinkers, the creative people, the people with talent, the people who are not lazy will be successful.

7. More and more people are going to think that the world is coming to and end, they are wrong, more religious fanatics expect it.

8. Less people will be moving into America to live (mexcians) and more people will be moving out of America (Americans.)

9. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson will break up (who cares)

10. White people will get to know who the fuck Katt Williams is.
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