I would like to reassure our readers that we over here at “Diary Of” are totally black. This office is so black I feel left out. Everybody has dreads and we don’t even speak English around here. Everybody speaks Ebonics or they have a strong Jamaican accent.
I am not kidding, the HSK office is blacker than black. We have The Lion Of Judah picture and it’s autographed by Peter Tosh himself. It’s hanging beside the Marcus Garvey picture, which is beside the black Rastafarian picture of Jesus Christ, which is beside the Malcolm X poster. Beside brother Malcolm we have Haile Selassie picture.
WE ARE BLACK OVER HERE!
Fuck the other guys, when you come in the loft we have Bob Marley hanging beside a map of Ethiopia. No playing around we are fucking black over here. We got the Angela Davis picture beside the Cicely Tyson picture. Not to mention we have the Jamaican chic’s with the Puerto Rican chics cooking all day in the kitchen. (more…)
Bob Johnson once owned the television station BET. Bob is down with the democratic party but he has accepted Sean Hannity’s invitation to visit the Fox News Sponsored Uncle Toms Cabin Retreat.
Bob is greeted by Michael Steele, Clearance Thomas, Larry Elder, Colin Powell, Tyler Perry and America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley. Ann Coulter congratulates Bob on BET-UNCUT they all rejoice for his leading black kids astray.
Bob told us all America is not ready for a black president He said Obama wasn’t smart enough for the job he later opologized but who cares? He already showed us he’s a house negro. Bob is about to spend some quality with the Fox News and Friends in Uncle Tom’s Cabin.
Al Sharpton said, “you should all Start Snitch’in”. That it will lower the crime rate. Is Al fucking nuts? He’s trying to stay relevant. He can’t blame white people any more. America has a black president.
So now to get attention and a check he’s picking on street nigga’s. I don’t usually pay Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson any attention. Those 2 cats still have perms (ashamed of their negro hair).
TI is down with the Start Snitch’in program. You don’t believe me, check out the clip below. I am fucking shocked to see a tuff talking rapper working with John Walsh. It’s fucking disgusting.
This site was only made for me and my pimp buddies. If you are disturbed from what we do or say over here just go away. Fuck off and go away.
Cam’ ron started Stop Snitch’in. I truly support that. This Snitch’in thing TI is doing is leaving a pimp flabbergasted. I am not talking to any of you nigga’s. I don’t know who the fuck is wearing a wire.
To have patience is a wise thing because in time people will expose themselves for who they really are. It’s another step on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$
10. Goes to Akon - He worked hard on making the word Convict cool. He has a video named Paid with all black girls. And the only white girl in the video is a blonde. The blonde in this video is the boss bitch over the black chics. I didn’t watch the whole video, I got sick. He’s from Africa but he won’t speak out loud, or revolt in song about the crimes against his continent. He has a platform and a voice that would be heard. Is he waiting on Bono to sing that song? He would rather audition for the role of the Black James Bond.
9. Goes to Whoopi Goldberg – She’s not getting number 9 because she changed her last name to Goldberg. I respect that, it’s game. Whoopi got game but she fucked up years ago when she was dating Ted Danson he appeared at the Friars roast blackface . Cracking black racist jokes, brian Gumble was disgusted. Ted was tagged a racist and Whoopi came to Ted’s defense and said she wrote all the jokes and it was her idea. Fuck you Whoopi you are a house niggette.
8. Goes to Wayne Brady – Most black people didn’t even know who the fuck he was and then he did an appearance on the Dave Chappelle Show. That’s when the black community got hip to Wayne Brady. Wayne Brady is the perfect house nigga, he can tap dance, he likes to smile, and he is harmless. He’s the perfect HOUSE BOY.
7.Goes to Michael Jackson – Not because of his surgery or because of his former fat ugly white wife he supposedly got pregnant. I’m not mad at him for having mulatto kids but the kids Michael and Debbie had are full white, not because of that, and not because when he was asked during apartheid to perform in South Africa. He didn’t say NO, Michael said, “I’ll ask my lawyers to see if it’s okay”, not because of that either. He get’s a easy number 7 for dancing with the untalented boy band N Sync. This happened a Few years ago on MTV, white folks took it as he passed the torch to Justin Timberfake. Michael is now a Muslim. I truly hope this religion helps him, he’s now auctioning belongings. Is Michael going broke, or is Michael fed up, of living the material life ?
Al Sharpton said, “you should all Start Snitch’in”. That it will lower the crime rate. Is Al fucking nuts? He’s trying to stay relevant. He can’t blame white people any more. America has a black president.
