FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple

Seal is taking sometime off.
He doesn’t want to be bothered will all this black stuff!

Mr. Heidi Klum is going to join his confused colored friends at the Cabin. Sean Hannity the Cabin’s landlord loves Seal even though he only had one hit record. The Batman movie score (I forgot the name of the dreadful record).

Sean is so excited that Seal is at the Cabin. Sean tells Carlson Tucker, “Seal is from Africa and he has never made a song about the exploitation of Africa. He has never spoke on that topic. Bono is blacker than him.” Carlson laughs.

Seal is wearing black nail polish and cargo pants with a T-shirt. Hannity tells Rupert Murdoch, “not to worry, the tribal African marks on his face are just for show. It’s a gimmick.” Rupert chuckles and gives Hannity a hi-five.

Seal is greeted by all his confused friends. People like:

Larry “I hate everything black people do” Elder
Jesse “Jealous” Jackson
Colin “The fucking liar” Powell
The Born Again Christian
Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry
Tiger “I am asian not black” Woods
Halle “I hate blackmen” Berry
Whoopi “I don’t need to see obama’s inauguration speech” Goldberg
Amy “The republican anal queen” Holmes
Wayne “I wish i could be Sammy Davis jr.” Brady
America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley
Diana “It’s time for me change into another gown” Ross,
Michael “I’m gonna get that black fella Obama” Steele
Clearance “I wear female underwear under my gown” Thomas
Lil “I changed my skin color and my nose, where’s my rich white guy” Kim

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FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple

Wayne Brady is checking in. He’s way overdue and he can’t wait to meet his confused retarded friends at the Cabin.

Wayne is greeted by Tiger Woods, Clarence Thomas, Michael Steele, Larry Elder, Bob Johnson, The Born Again Christian Prince, Amy Holmes, Halle Berry, Whoopi Goldberg, Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rice, Lil Kim, Tyler Perry, And America’s Favorite house negro Tavis Smiley.

Wayne is so happy to meet Sean Hannity the Cabin’s Landlord. Wayne sings and dances right away. Sean is smiling and says to Ann Coulter, “that’s the America I remember.” Wayne is a happy negro, he doesn’t wanna hear about all that Black History Month ish. He’s going to spend some quality time with his Fox News and Friends.

Carlson Tucker shows Wayne to his room at the Cabin and Wayne says to Carlson, “I am so excitied to be here.” There’s only 4 rooms left in the Cabin who’s going to check in tomorrow?

FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple

Whoopi Goldberg is taking some time off. She wants to join her friends over at The Fox News Black History Cabin Retreat. She’s greeted by Clearance Thomas, Bob Johnson, Tiger Woods, Born Again Christian Prince, Larry Elder, Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry, Jesse Jackson, the worst bitch ever Condoleezza Rice, Halle Berry, Amy Holmes And America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley.

Sean Hannity the Cabin’s landlord congratulates Whoopi on her talk show the View. Sean tells her she’s among friends. Whoopi don’t wanna hear about Black History Month. She is going to spend some quality time at Uncle Tom’s Cabin Retreat.

FIRST ANNUAL

BLACK HISTORY MONTH

UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple

Tiger is taking some time off. He’ s going to join The Fox News and Friends Retreat.

Tiger is greeted by Michael Steele, Larry Elder, Tyler Perry, Colin Powell, Clearance Thomas, Bob Johnson, And America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley. Tiger shakes hands with Sean Hannity the Cabin’s Landlord. Sean compliments Tiger on his denial of being black.

Tiger doesn’t want to hear about Black History Month he denies being black he’s going to spend some relaxing time at the Uncle Tom’s Cabin Retreat.

Bob Johnson once owned the television station BET. Bob is down with the democratic party but he has accepted Sean Hannity’s invitation to visit the Fox News Sponsored Uncle Toms Cabin Retreat.

Bob is greeted by Michael Steele, Clearance Thomas, Larry Elder, Colin Powell, Tyler Perry and America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley. Ann Coulter congratulates Bob on BET-UNCUT they all rejoice for his leading black kids astray.

Bob told us all America is not ready for a black president He said Obama wasn’t smart enough for the job he later opologized but who cares? He already showed us he’s a house negro. Bob is about to spend some quality with the Fox News and Friends in Uncle Tom’s Cabin.