Rihanna is a NO SHOW at court!!!!
Monday, March 2nd, 2009
Night Court is very confusing tonight. Both parties don’t understand what is going on. Robin Rihanna Fenty is missing. She was in Mexico looking sad and now she’s at Puffy’s house with Chris.
Judge Kawasaki wants an explanation. He asks Gloria Allred. Gloria is wearing an Alexander McQueen dress with matching shoes.
{Gloria} Your honor my client appears to be missing. She’s awol you honor.
{Judge Kawasaki} Do you have any ideas where she might be?
{Gloria} Yes I do, She’s at Puffy’s mansion in Miami.
{Judge Kawasaki} Puffy’s here I saw him dancing in the hallway. Where’s Chris Brown?
{Mark Geragos stands up} Your honor Rihanna and my client Chris Brown are both at Puffy’s house
Judge Kawasaki orders the courtroom’s bailiff to escort Sean P Diddy Combs out of the courthouse, Then the Judge speaks to the court.
{Judge Kawasaki} Gloria your client is not here and neither is yours Mark. Thanks to Puffy you guys are screwed!
{Mark Geragos} Rihanna loves Chris! Young people make mistakes you honor.
{Gloria} Rihanna is crazy. I’ll have a good talk with her judge. She’ll understand she has a great opportunity to be the next Tina Turner
{Glaye King screams out from the audience} If Rihanna takes him back she’s foolish and she will show she’s not a good role model for the kids! and I still hate Chris…
{Judge Kawasaki} ORDER IN THE COURT! (more…)











