BIG FAKE TITS OR NOT…. AMY IS NOT A GIRL WORTH PURSUING FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN $$$$’S!

full gallery of Amy’s nipple slip after the jump (more…)

These two girls did it. They fooled you all and you all tuned in. You loved them both even knowing they had no talent. You the people still supported their career’s. Now you wish to throw them both under the bus.

Yeah we all know Jessica is a blimp, but she can lose weight. Will you love her again? Tony Romo might. He just got caught creepin with other chic’s in Jessica’s bed. He don’t care why should I? I don’t, but you guys do.

So here it is Ashley got pissed and said, “leave my sister alone, stop calling my sister Jessica fat.” Ashley said we should watch what we say because it’s a bad example for teenage girls. Ashely is speaking like a parent because she is.

Hey Ashley because of you teenage girls who can’t sing, now think they have a chance in the big leagues. You and your sister Jessica opened a flood gate of bullshit. Ashley you did reconstruction on your whole face like Michael Jackson. You got breast implants as a teenage girl, was that a good example?

America is so fucked up they took away Milli Vanilli’s Grammy Award for lip syncing and gave Ashely Simpson praises and awards for doing the same. Ashley you fooled the kids who worship Pop Culture. They grow up, look back and laugh. Then they throw you and others like you under the bus.

Please do us all a big favor. Don’t record another album. I beg you please please please.

Jessica what can I say about you that you don’t already know. First and foremost you have no talent. Secondly, you are fucking stupid. We all know this, and now you are a fat sow. I believe Jessica is depressed. You would be to if you needed Valtrex.

Jessica you are now a Country Singer and this is good material for you. Your man Tony, he doesn’t love you. Tony used you and your name for his popularity. smart guy. Jessica, he’s going to dump you. Don’t be mad, as I have said before, “it’s good material”. Jess it’s sad just like fucking Country Music.

Pop stars who were created by MTV will all go backwards on the Ladder after their success. It’s part of our sick form of entertainment. We will see this as we climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 11:73

I am back from a beautiful vacation it was wonderful if you haven’t took time out to check out Brazil you should. Through-out the year I’ll tell you more about the Brazilian women I encountered. They were the best of the best Brazil has to offer.

Most of you I heard stayed in for the New Year or you did private house parties. Here’s my New Years resolutions I hope I live up to them.

1. I am not passing my joint or my blunt or my bong to anyone roll one for yourself or get your own bong (not exchanging saliva with no one.)

2. I am not fucking with broke chics at all (even if they’re hot)

3. I am going back to performing live, I will only perform with my band.

4. I am opening up my dating service.

5. If you don’t got nothing to bring to the table don’t get at me at all, please don’t.

6. If I can’t make money with you then I can’t fuck with you.

7. I am moving to Brazil.

8. I am never going back to Arizona for nothing.

9. I am doing television this year. I will also start the Jacky Jasper Show to run online. I will also start doing video blogs.

10. Quit smoking cigarettes

11. I am only fucking with chics with tear drop titties (breast implants.) Fucking with those girls is good they rarely let you down and after going through that operation those chics find it hard to lower their standards and Jacky appreciates that.

Hope you also make and live by your resolutions for 2009!