Madonna is about to get married. At least that’s what the streets is saying… she’s closing the deal with her 22yr old boy toy Jesus.
She even took Jesus to meet her Rabbi at the New York Kabbalah Center. Madonna bought herself a husband in Brazil and I want the whole wide world to know. Guess what? There’s nothing wrong with that. Is there? Doesn’t she know her children are watching.

Speaking of Madonna, when is her sex tape comin’ out? We’re not far fetched in wondering when she’s gonna hop on the bandwagon…she did name her child after a porn star didn’t she?

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