Posts Tagged ‘celebrities’
Lil Wayne Strikes Again – Nivea isn’t Just a Shampoo?
Tuesday, June 9th, 2009Nivea was on the phone doing a radio interview and guess what? Nivea said she’s pregnant with Lil Wayne’s baby. Isn’t Lauren London pregnant too? Buss this!!!
Didn’t Wayne just have a baby with an Asian chic last year? I was told Lil Wayne was the man who took Lauren London’s virginity.
Maybe Lil Wayne is trying to be a Rastafarian, meaning he doesn’t believe in sexual protection. Now I’m hearing Wayne is engaged to Nivea. Get this!!!
Both Nivea and Lauren London are giving birth this coming September. Do you still think Lil Wayne’s gay?
-Guru Jacky

Bubble Butt Mami NEWS
Friday, June 5th, 2009Chamillionaire is retiring from rap. He said the rap game is not
exciting anymore. What will Chamillionaire do after a retired rap
career? Become religious? He was heading in that direction anyways
wasn’t he?
Playmate Ida Ljungqvist is getting sued. Know why? Her trick wasn’t
paying his child support mane!!! Now the trick’s wife Katrina Kantner
(soon to be divorced) is saying her trick-ass husband gave $90,000
dollars to Ida Ljungqvist. Katrina said her trick-dufus husband was
giving the Playmate 10 thousand dollars a month. That’s more than what
Hugh Hefner pays out isn’t it?
The trick paid for Ida’s boob job… put it this way he paid for
everything while his kids were starving.
Only in L.A. you will find these type of tricks ladies…
Get on a plane get outta here!!!

SUPER TRICK STRIKES AGAIN!!!!
Friday, June 5th, 2009Why is Amber Rose calling Russell Simmons for advice? Buss this!!!
Amber called Russell saying Cassidy is lying; he never humped her. Do you
believe Amber Rose or Cassidy?
I believe Cassidy; fuck you guys.
Amber said she met Cassidy at a softball game and that was it nothing else.
Do you believe Amber? No? Know why? ‘Cuz Whores lie. Don’t they?

James Brown’s Widow Takes 1/4!
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
Who is Tomi Rae you ask? Tomi is James Brown’s widow and she has a son from the late great James Brown.
I’ve met Tomi and she’s a strange woman… know why? Tomi does drugs; her preference is to free-base cocaine. I know the old skool cats; I’ve spoken to Pinetop Perkins before; have you?
Most cat’s like Ike Turner, god bless his soul, believed that Tomi Rae was a gold digger. Do you believe so? The rest of James Brown’s kids do.
Tomi was married while she was engaged to James Brown; does Tomi have game? Yes she does; know why? Tomi got away with a quarter of the late great James Brown’s estate!

Daily News From The Street – Wednesday
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
Spectacular from Pretty Ricky is challenging Bow Wow, Omarion, Day 26, Chris Brown, and others. Only if they dare too know why? Spectacular is in his underwear grind’in the air to Tipsy. Tipsy is the latest single from the group Pretty Ricky.
Mike Tyson’s daughter Exodus had a freak accident and it’s totally sad. Exodus was only 4yrs old and she was on life support before she died. I truly wish the champ the best. Know why? I know the champ. Mike is my Vegas strip club buddy.
Mel Gibson is on Jay Leno telling the whole world he’s into adultery; isn’t Mel Gibson a preacher? Doesn’t Mel Gibson own a church?
I’ll tell you this much; Mel Gibson admitted that his jump-off Oksana Grigorieva is pregnant. Isn’t Mel Gibson an alcoholic?
If so can he blame it on the alcohol like Jamie Foxx and T-Pain!

Merv Griffin Casting Call – Spit or Swallow?
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009There are so many books coming out about gay men in the entertainment industry and their past sexual flings. Do you know who Merv Griffin is?
He was a very successful man and I would tag him as Mr. Gay Hollywood. Know why? They got a book coming out on Merv Griffin and in this book there’s a list of Merv Griffin’s gay lovers.
Do you wanna know the names? Liberance ahh!!! That’s easy though..Stevie Wonder could see that coming!
How about Marlon Brando? That’s a shocker… I never knew The Godfather took it up the ass. How about James Dean? Merv had him too?
What did Merv do? Did Merv walk around with a tube of K-Y Jelly in his suit jacket? Did you know Merv Griffin boned Rock Hudson? Is David Geffen jealous? This Merv Griffin fella wasn’t playing was he? Merv even boned Patricia Kennedy’s husband. Do you know his name? Peter Lawford…

Urban Daily News
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009Jayson Williams is back in trouble again and this time for assaulting a man in a club. It happened in Raleigh – Durham North Carolina.
Jayson is out on bail. This ex-NBA player is a total mess; know why? His divorce from his ex-wife is going to be very costly. Remember Jayson was accused for murdering his limo driver back in 2002?
I believe after that incident Jayson got nutty and the dude even tried to kill himself. Suicide is not popular in the black community is it?
Demi Moore is a toothless bitch; she got nerve know why? Demi is taking pictures with her missing tooth and sent it out on Twitter.
Her kids are getting older aren’t they? Is Demi lonely? Where is Demi’s hick boyfriend Aston Kutcher? Do you really care?
T.I. gives a farewell concert in Atlanta before he goes to jail. I know I have said a lot of harsh things towards T.I. in the past but I wish T.I. well.
I don’t wish nobody jail; not even those that on hate me. It’s the code of the streets mane!!!
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Urban Daily News – FRIDAY Edition
Friday, May 22nd, 2009Natalie Cole got a new kidney and she’s recovering. Natalie was diagnosed with Hepatitis C back in 2008… why did Natalie get Hepatitis C? Natalie had a heavy drug addiction didn’t she?
Jay Z and Def/Jam are over; Jay Z paid 5 million dollars for his release from Def/Jam do you care? If you do care, Jay’s new album will take a minute to hit the streets. Hope someone leaks it don’t you?
Cassidy is doing a gospel album. It’s true Cassidy found Jesus and the devil’s lust at the same time; ask Amber Rose? She’s bi/sexual isn’t she?





















