2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH 2010
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple…
Today at the Fox News headquarters, Carl Cameron caught up with Wendell Goler, as he walked by. “Hey Wendell, what are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be at the cabin?” Carl asked. “I wish, but I was ordered to stick around to be the token office negro only because MSNBC and CNN are watching,” Wendell replied. “Mr Murdoch said I must stay on the air to let others see that there are minorities working here at Fox.” Carl nodded his head. “SMART…can you imagine what that idiot Keith Olbermann would say if he knew what was really going on over here at Fox?” said Carl. “I’m sorry that you’re missing out, but I’m not missing it for the world.” Wendell bowed his head in melancholy. “Can you at least send me some pictures to my phone, or bring back some footage of the festivities?” Wendell asked.
Carl quickly became visibly upset. “Are you serious?” Carl said. “If those images were to ever get out to the public, we’d be finished! Jacky is dying to get his hands on some of those. That’s why no cameras are allowed at the retreat!”
Wendell bowed his head in shame as he was scolded. “Anderson Cooper and all those other Liberals would have a field day with such material,” Carl said. “They’d ruin us!” Wendell raised his head and looked into Carl’s eyes. “Please don’t tell Mr. Murdoch about my stupidity,” Wendell pleaded.
Meanwhile in Los Angeles, Taye Diggs discovered a new way to avoid Los Angeles’ notorious traffic, by using a James Bond jet pack to fly over the 101 freeway to his rented submarine docked at a Long Beach pier. (more…)
There’s been loads of ass-kissing this year, and we here at HSK will not let the brown-nosers pass you by. So, we’ve created a list of people who we have deemed the top house niggas of the year. They are people who have not given back to the community…a community which supported these house niggas careers, from the start. Some of these well deserving house nigga awards are also people who are ashamed of being black, and are yearning to be white. Here’s a countdown of your top ten house niggas for 2009…
WELCOME TO THE 2009 HOUSE NIGGA AWARDS…
The Number Ten House Nigga of the Year Award Goes to (more…)
Usain Bolt is the fastest man in the world. Remember him from the Olympics?
He’s the Jamaican dude who kicked ass in China. Guess what?
Usain smokes weed. If all these star athletes smoking and still doing well, why’d they make sure a big deal with Michael Phelps?
Go talk to Wendy Williams for more info.
Rick Ross, Ja Rule,The Game and Fat Joe all teamed up to diss 50 Cent.
Good job Curtis. They all thinking bout you now.
I wonder who paid the studio bill? Read more here
Phil Spector was found guilty on 2nd degree murder today.
This is fucking nonsense; Phil is going to die in there.
Doesn’t anybody care? (more…)
Charles is doing 3 days in the clink. He’s in Sheriff Joe Arapio’s tent city jail in Arizona. It’s mandatory to wear pink there. Guess what… Charles had on his sweat suit with jewelry when he did his television interview form the jail.
