HSK has exclusively learned Benicio Del Toro has been courting one Los Angeles stripper, in recent weeks.

Our source the dancer known as Sophie tells HSK the Puerto Rican born actor has been forking out cash while he wines and dines a woman professional stripper

During a November outing to the Hollywood Palladium for a Pixies show, the stripper is said to have fallen witness to Benicio’s public display of inebriation. This after the actor got so drunk that he reportedly pulled out his dick and pissed in his cup!

That may be when the stripper learned that Benicio (a man who also introduced the stripper to his dad) has herpes!!! WTF!?! (more…)

Benicio Del Toro and I go to the same strip club, so does Bill Maher. I see Bill and Benicio all the time.

I am not going to tell you the spot but, KCBS sports journalist Jim Hill knows where its at. One time Benicio and I both went to this strip club to pick up the same bitch. I arrived at the club at 1:45, He was there 5 minutes before me.

We were both standing outside the club, I noticed him and I  said,” What’s up?” His eyes stared at my boots, he knew they cost twenty-five hundred, he knew my gear was of Beverly Hills.

He said ” I am benicio, nice to meet you.” I introduced myself, we were both smoking cigarettes, then the bitch Lana comes out.

She see’s both of us and acts confused. Benicio and I both caught what was going on, he said ” you know her?” I said, “Yes” he said “jacky what’s up?” We both laughed.

I jumped into a taxi to the other strip club. It’s only two blocks away. There I kicked it with my Russian chic Victoria, she had the pleasure of taking me home that night. (more…)

Usain Bolt is the fastest man in the world. Remember him from the Olympics?
He’s the Jamaican dude who kicked ass in China. Guess what?
Usain smokes weed. If all these star athletes smoking and still doing well, why’d they make sure a big deal with Michael Phelps?
Go talk to Wendy Williams for more info.

Rick Ross, Ja Rule,The Game and Fat Joe all teamed up to diss 50 Cent.
Good job Curtis. They all thinking bout you now.
I wonder who paid the studio bill?
Read more here

Phil Spector was found guilty on 2nd degree murder today.
This is fucking nonsense; Phil is going to die in there.
Doesn’t anybody care? (more…)

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?

Fox News : Hulk’s Ex-Wife Linda Causes Chaos at Sundance – More D-Listers Descend Upon Sundance – Whitney Port’s Beau Booted for Mariah

HSK said, “Fuck You” to Sundance this year, and it’s looking like the best decision so far this New Year!

Not because the Gays called for boycott of Mormon Park City but because we foresaw the trend of celebreality tv persons taking over Hollywood events and envisioned Sundance 2009 as the pinical of no talent gatherings. These losers rarely leave the country as there celebreality status extends not an inch off US soil. Don’t think for one second anyone in France or Netherlands give a fuck or even know who the hell Omarosa or Shar Jackson is.

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