FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
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Wayne Brady is checking in. He’s way overdue and he can’t wait to meet his confused retarded friends at the Cabin.

Wayne is greeted by Tiger Woods, Clarence Thomas, Michael Steele, Larry Elder, Bob Johnson, The Born Again Christian Prince, Amy Holmes, Halle Berry, Whoopi Goldberg, Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rice, Lil Kim, Tyler Perry, And America’s Favorite house negro Tavis Smiley.

Wayne is so happy to meet Sean Hannity the Cabin’s Landlord. Wayne sings and dances right away. Sean is smiling and says to Ann Coulter, “that’s the America I remember.” Wayne is a happy negro, he doesn’t wanna hear about all that Black History Month ish. He’s going to spend some quality time with his Fox News and Friends.

Carlson Tucker shows Wayne to his room at the Cabin and Wayne says to Carlson, “I am so excitied to be here.” There’s only 4 rooms left in the Cabin who’s going to check in tomorrow?

Clarance Thomas is on the way to his home away from home. He is Joining Michael Steele, Larry Elder, America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley, and General Colin Powell.

Clarance is one of the biggest house negroes to walk on American soil. He’s the one who wanted to take the case of President Obama’s citizenship. Clarance questioned whether Obama is an American. He’s a silly negro.

He cannot wait to to spent some quality time in Uncle Tom’s Cabin. He is greeted by the Cabin’s Landlord Sean Hannity. At the Cabin, Clarance will learn how to Riverdance and he will also learn to enjoy killing wild animals. Republicans call this hunting. Clarance Thomas doesn’t want to hear about Black History Month he’s spending sometime at the Fox retreat at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

America’s Top 10 House Nigga’s

10. Goes to Akon -  He worked hard on making the word Convict cool. He  has a video named Paid with all black girls. And the only white girl in the video is a blonde. The blonde in this video is the boss bitch over the black chics. I didn’t watch the whole video, I got sick. He’s from Africa but he won’t speak out loud, or revolt in song about the crimes against his continent. He has a platform and a voice that would be heard. Is he waiting on Bono to sing that song?  He would rather audition for the role of the  Black James Bond.

9. Goes  to Whoopi Goldberg – She’s not getting number 9 because she changed her last name to Goldberg. I respect that, it’s game. Whoopi got game but she fucked up years ago when she was dating Ted Danson he appeared at the Friars roast blackface . Cracking black racist jokes, brian Gumble was disgusted. Ted was tagged a racist and Whoopi came to Ted’s defense and said she wrote  all the jokes and it was her idea. Fuck you Whoopi you are a house niggette.

8. Goes to Wayne Brady – Most black people didn’t even know who the fuck he was and then he did an appearance on the Dave Chappelle Show. That’s when the black community got hip to Wayne Brady. Wayne Brady is the perfect house nigga, he can tap dance, he likes to smile, and he is harmless. He’s the perfect HOUSE BOY.

7.Goes to Michael Jackson – Not because of his surgery or because of his former fat ugly white wife he supposedly got pregnant. I’m not mad at him for having mulatto kids but the kids Michael and Debbie had are full white, not because of that, and not because when he was asked during apartheid to perform in South Africa. He didn’t say NO, Michael said, “I’ll ask my lawyers to see if it’s okay”, not because of that either. He get’s a easy number 7 for dancing with the untalented boy band N Sync. This happened a Few years ago on MTV, white folks took it as he passed the torch to Justin Timberfake. Michael is now a Muslim. I truly hope this religion helps him, he’s now auctioning belongings. Is Michael  going broke, or is Michael fed up, of living the material life ?

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