Charles Says:
October 24th, 2009 at 11:05
Condoleezza Rice Won’t Be Alone at Uncle Toms Cabin

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FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple

Kim is going to take some time off. She’s gone totally white. Her skin complexion, her nose job’s, her hideous makeover with extensions (Natural Human Hair)

What culture/Color is Lil Kim? Is she black? Is she Chinese? Is she alien?

I don’t know but I do know she’s Dancing With The Stars and it’s all sponsored by Fox. Lil Kim is greeted by another confused person, The Born Again Christian Prince and Clarence “The Pervert” Thomas. Tiger Woods cracks that house nigga welcome smile.

Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry, house nigga Bob Johnson, Jesse “Jealous” Jackson, Halle “the ex-crack smoker, hit u with my car and run,i don’t date black men” Berry,the worst bitch in America- Condoleeza Rice, the Republican anal queen Amy Holmes, Michael “I’ll get that Obama fella” Steele,the best liar of all time Colin Powell, Larry “I hate everything that black people do” Elder, Whoopi “My last name ain’t black, I don’t date black men, where’s Ted Danson” Goldberg, and Amerca’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley are asking Sean Hannity the Cabin landlord “Is Wayne Brady here yet?”

Lil Kim is going to have a blast. Bill O’Reilly tells Kim, that was very admirable of you to show black kids what you can do with a Sprite can. Karl Rowe is in deep laughter as Rush Limbaugh shows Kim to her room. Kim ask Rush, “is Diana Ross here?” Rush say’s “Soon, you plastic specimen.” “I love you Kim, you are all man made” “Kim you wouldn’t happen to have Lynn Whirfield numbers do ya?”. Kim says no but she can’t wait to spend some quality time with her confused friends at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple

Halle Berry is no longer dating black men and guess what? I don’t care. She’s an idiot. she’s an ex-crack smoker and she can’t fucking act. There I said it.

Halle Berry was and is all hype. She’s a fucking retard. Eric Benet told me personally her sex sucks so tell the French kid from Canada- her male model who’s living off her. Tell him he can keep that half deaf bitch. That’s why Halle is going to take sometime off.

She’s going to hang-out with her new friends and the Fox News team. She’s greeted by Michael Steele, Colin Powell, Larry Elder, Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry, Clarence Thomas, The Born Again Christian- Prince, Jesse Jackson, America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley, and the worst bitch ever Condoleeza Rice.

Halle is approached by the Cabin’s Landlord Sean Hannity. He tells her she was the first women to get an Oscar for a sex scene and it wasn’t her but it was her friends at the Republican Party pulling strings. Halle cries like she always does as Bill O Reilly shows her to her room. Halle doesn’t wanna hear about Black History Month. She going to spend some quality time at Uncle Tom’s Cabin Retreat.