Hey what happened? Why aren’t some of my girlfriends getting at me? What… I’m not handsome enough? Am I under weight?
Am I a horrible lover? What is it… Maybe it’s because I’m all about me?

Is it because when the chic’s are talking I cut them off and talk all about my accomplishments?

Could it be that I judge them from the low life men they have dated and don’t want my name to be affiliated with such trash?
Most likely they want somethin’ and I do have it but not for them…not even dick.

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Don’t you ever call me a hater…know why? ‘Cuz I’m a Playa mane…

I’ll explain the game ‘cuz I’m tired of the phrase Playa-Hater being mis-used…

PIMPIN’ 101

•    Step 1

First you must become a Pimp.

It’s not an easy job I don’t know why you square bastards think it’s so cool to be one…

A pimp works hard…he’s on them streets mane.

•    Step 2

When a pimp elevates his game and gets more hoes in his stable he becomes a Mack.

That also means the Mack has a Bottom Bitch overseeing his hoes…the Bottom Bitch keeps them in check.

•    Step 3

When the Mack elevates his game again it’s usually when he saves up some decent $$$ and uses his contacts properly. The Mack is about to get Live mane….

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RIHANNA

Word is Rhianna is trying to make a huge purchase…a ten million dollar piece of real estate.  Apparently, the broker of the home snitched out Rhianna, saying she simply can’t seem to get the funds together to close the deal.  This is no problem.  Rhianna’s got a whole lot of rich friends, and I’m sure they’ll come to her aid.  I mean, Lindsey Lohan just moved out of her spot and she didn’t pay her landlord a dime!  Are you trying to tell me these chicks are broke?  They’re not.  They’re just CHEAP.  If Rhianna wants that house, she’s gonna get that house…bottom line.

KAYNE WEST

Kayne’s in the gym, and he’s giving paparazzi the finger, and guess what?  I applaud that.  Regardless of anything we say about Amber Rose, Kayne’s still with her.  In other words, he doesn’t give a fuck what we say; does he?  Just like I don’t give a fuck what he does or says…but, you do.  That’s exactly why I’m writing it.

MICHAEL JACKSON

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Joe Budden and Tahiry have released a publicity stunt video on the internet of them breaking up…I don’t believe it and either should you…I must say though the bedroom that they both share is rather disgusting – their hygiene is at a all time low. I bet they have bugs in that bedroom with dirty dishes under the bed…How filthy is that?

DJ UNK had a heart attack over the weekend from Skittling a.k.a. Lean. It’s rather cheap to get high off cough syrup…Isn’t it? This guy UNK makes music for the kids… did you see the Walk It Out video? It’s all children in video – what kind of example is he setting for the kids?

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Too Short was booked by Vegas cops early yesterday morning for a DUI…and it’s happened before!  We’ve learned this is the second time Too Short was arrested in Sin City for drunk driving.  The Cali native was also slammed with a possession of marijuana charge…BIG SURPRISE.  Forget about the drinking and driving $hit…lets talk about dat KU$H!!!  It’s clear to see that this nicca needs his bitch Mary Jane.  Why doesn’t Too Short have his medical marijuana license??? It might not have even helped though – marijuana possession is a F-E-L-O-N-Y in the state of Nevada…Hey Too Short: You should call my friend and legal counsel, super attorney Ronald Richards.

Joe Super Trick Francis is back at it again.  L.A. cops have an A-P-B out on him after they say he had a beat down session on Brody Jenner’s girlfriend, Jayde Nicole.  It all happened just before three-o’clock Friday morning at West Hollywood’s “Guys and Dolls Club.”  That’s where Francis lost it after Nicole spilled a drink on him.  (Sound’s like dude was hangin’ with Miss Crystal Meth).  He reportedly grabbed her hair, punched her, threw her down, and kicked her while she was on the ground.  (I always knew he was a scum-bag, and this proves it).  After Francis was pulled away from the poor chick, we’re told he ran out of the club like a bitch.  (But he won’t run for long…Joey’s on his was back to the Big House.  And guess what?  I don’t give a f*&k!)

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Don’t you ever call me a hater…know why? ‘Cuz I’m a Playa mane…

I’ll explain the game ‘cuz I’m tired of the phrase Playa-Hater being mis-used…

PIMPIN’ 101

•    Step 1

First you must become a Pimp.

It’s not an easy job I don’t know why you square bastards think it’s so cool to be one…

A pimp works hard…he’s on them streets mane.

•    Step 2

When a pimp elevates his game and gets more hoes in his stable he becomes a Mack.

That also means the Mack has a Bottom Bitch overseeing his hoes…the Bottom Bitch keeps them in check.

•    Step 3

When the Mack elevates his game again it’s usually when he saves up some decent $$$ and uses his contacts properly. The Mack is about to get Live mane….

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Christina Milian has done it.  This no-talented bitch has finally
found a trick that can make her pass-go.  Not only is she fucking for
tracks, she’s fucking for record deals.  What is this world coming to?

Milian’s fiance “The Dream” is now Executive Vice President of Island
Def Jam Records.  If this is the case, Kanye should be the President
of Island Def Jam…he’s far more talented than The Dream, agreed?

What kind of examples are the non-talented fucks leaving for today’s kids?

I’ll tell ya…porn is mainstream.  If ya can’t sing, ya have
autotune.  And if ya can’t make a record alone, ya can get five of
your friends to jump on tracks with you (if you don’t believe me, ask
Jamie Foxx).

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Jada Kiss’ apartment in Yonkers, New York got raided by the cops last night and guess what? Jada wasn’t home…
Bad news though – the cops found 5 Grams of heroin, 6 pounds of weed, and 40k in cash. Jason Phillips a.k.a. Jada Kiss has a snitch in his posse…How else would the cops know? Trust me; a jealous nicca is behind this…

T-Pain said he’s been hiding from Puffy. He feels like Puffy has been draining him for his musical talent and fame…
He even said he changed his telephone number so Puffy can’t call him…wow!!! These POP stars are too funny…aren’t they?

A few of Amber Rose’s ex-coworkers are talking some major shit on her. Who are her ex-coworkers? Strippers! These pole hoes are saying Amber had no body shape meaning she bought her body…Amber’s ass is totally fake and so is everything about her. The strippers are  also saying Amber forgot where she came from…a small shack in South Philly. It’s actually where her mother still stays…even the Mexican guy selling fruit in downtown LA sends money home to their family….

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Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade are expecting a child and I must say I saw this coming! I was the one who told you all that Gabrielle Union was on a survival mission…

She’s like 34yrs old (same age as Beyonce) and Gabrielle knows that Hollywood is not calling on her anytime soon…Gabrielle knew that she needed some sort of security in her life so she did what Kendra Wilkinson did and got herself a professional athlete a.k.a. a sucker. Kim Kardashian is about to do the same thing to Reggie Bush even Stevie Wonder can see this…Won’t you agree?

Cassie and Puffy are on Twitter talking about they like to eat turkey sandwiches after sex…who cares? Cassie just needs to have sex with Puffy and leave the music business alone…know why? ‘Cuz she can’t sing or dance – she totally sucks mane…

Jay Z called Beyonce a hoe in his new song with Drake and guess what? If Jay Z said it I believe it… He is Beyonce’s husband…isn’t he? By the way the record sucks ass…

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You may remember last month TMZ broke the story “waterboy qb – my genitals are in grave danger”. Peter Dante, husband to Cynthia Pett Dante who represents some of Hollywood’s biggest; Brad Pitt, Courtney Cox and many more, alleged that some guy threatened to cut off his d**k. According to the TMZ story Dante mentions’ talking to the man’s wife on the phone and that was it. Yea right… That’s not how Jacky saw it so we dug up the ball breakin’ husband ourselves and got the real story mane….

When HSK spoke to the husband, he claimed that Dante stalked his wife for six months after getting her phone number under a false pretense of “getting the kids together” for a play date in the park. His pursuit of the woman looks exactly like the Reggie Miller story with literally hundreds of texts daily – see below! What’s wrong with these guys? Do I need to introduce you to Vinnie Vixens again?

Apparently after six months of relentless pursuit, the woman met Dante at his family’s beach house in Malibu. Thereafter, Dante was meeting the wife in cheap motels, parking lots for “back seat sex”, or just about any quick and convenient place possible. He even got the clap (something you’ll NEVER get from an HSK vixens)!! This went on for five years before it caught up with him and the husband found out; OOOPPPS!

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