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Hot Celebrity Cougar Week – News Quickies

Monday, August 17th, 2009
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Michael and Dina Lohan are back together as friends or lovers? This could be really good for Lindsey and the rest of the family…This couple is now attending concerts together with their other children Ali and Cody. They did all this without going to see Dr. Phil and I’m totally shocked…aren’t you?

Rick Ross is rumored to be having a helping hand in the death of journalist Samuel Ferguson…
Samuel was the reporter who outed Rick Ross. In other words Samuel exposed officer Ricky’s past to the whole world. If it wasn’t for Samuel Ferguson we all wouldn’t have known that the tough guy rapper Rick Ross was a correctional officer!
Let’s remember what Rick said when Samuel Ferguson exposed him…

“Ferguson is a liar, he’s an informant, he’s a rat, he’s a bitch….Nigga’s know how we play…This shit is about to get deeper than rap.”

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Bow Wow Signs To Cash Money Records

Monday, August 17th, 2009
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Bow Wow is now signed to Cash Money records and he’s totally excited…I thought Bow Wow retired from rap? Didn’t you?
Anyways it seems like Cash Money got all the new young rappers. Names like Lil Wayne, Drake, and now Bow Wow… this only means that Cash Money is coming to Hollywood and guess what? I wish them the best…

Bow Wow said he’s working hard on his new album and he truly believes his new team will resurrect his career…He also apologized to his Nickelodeon fans for signing to Cash Money records ‘cuz I guess he’s now a gangsta rapper. To tell you all the truth I don’t listen to his music but I do wish him and his new family the very best…

After the low sales of Eminem’s latest release ” Relapse” I must ask…Are people in a rush to buy another rap album?

-Guru Jacky

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Marilyn Manson Is A Fake

Monday, August 17th, 2009
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Marilyn Manson is totally losing his mind lately. First he’s threatening the press by saying if anyone writes any bad shit about him or his band he’s going to that certain reporters house…In all reality Marilyn Manson is a cocaine addict and when he decides to stop his bad habit he will become a fat grotesque pig…

Marilyn Manson stole ideas from Trent Reznor and he actually thought he was the inventor. According to Rick James ” Cocaine is a hell of a drug” – just say no Marilyn!!!

Now Marilyn Manson is at it again. This time Marilyn said he wants to rape Trevor Stmad’s face before he punches him!?!?! For those of you that know Trevor Stmad you most likely know him as the front man for the Metal band The Black Dahlia Murder.  ”Nocturnal” is a good album – I listen to it all the time and guess what? I can’t say the same for Marilyn Manson’s new album, “The High End Of Low”, know why? ‘Cuz Marilyn Manson’s new album sucks ass mane…

Even Tren Renzor calls Brian Hugh Warner a.k.a.Marilyn Manson a total weenie…What’s the difference between Marilyn Manson and Britney Spears? They’re both fake. Both Marilyn Manson and Britney Spears are rude little girls…aren’t they? In other words Marilyn Manson is a total fake rocker he doesn’t know the history of Rock ‘n Roll. If he did he wouldn’t be dissin’ black people…

By the way, “your” daddy is a furniture salesman, and one step below Al Bundy (a.k.a. a shoe salesmen) who sold my worthless daddy a LazyBoy chair just so I sit and fart on it while watching Gilligan’s Island.  What else can I say to piss this bitch-made guy off? :)

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Shirley Jones Doing Playboy? WTF?

Monday, August 17th, 2009
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Shirley Jones is doing Playboy and she’s like 75yrs old – Who in their right mind would want to see Shirley Jones nude?
Some sick fuck over at Playboy magazine would …I heard the follow from Shirley Jones herself…She prayed and hope that the people over at Playboy would allow her to show more skin. Excuse me I must go to the bathroom and puke – Shirley is David Cassidy’s mother and they both had active roles on the old school television show the Partridge Family…

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Stephon Marbury is Nuts

Monday, August 17th, 2009
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What is wrong with Stephon Marbury? This guy is totally nuts mane…
He’s telling the press that they’re being followed by private investigators…and he’s asking them how it feels?!!!

Sephon claims he’s now in the media business…Wasn’t this the guy crying listening to Kirk Franklin songs? I would cry too if I had to listen to Kirk Franklin songs…Wouldn’t you?

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Hot Celebrity Daughters Week – Quickies News

Friday, August 14th, 2009
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Why is Jamie taking pictures with his camera phone butt ass naked? That’s how Soulja Boy and guys like Bow Wow get down.

Does Jamie Foxx really need to send chicks naked photos to get some in return? Not very good game Jamie….

Don’t believe me…Ask Raz- B?

Michael Vick is back in the NFL and he’ll be playing for the Philadelphia Eagles….guess what? White people are totally pissed off. Some are even returning their season tickets! If Michael Vick comes on the field and doesn’t perform well the fans will eat him alive. He better be a winner…” Run Nigger Run” it’s actually a novel by Harold Beaver…

Some television company got at my manager this week and pitched us a reality show starring me Jacky…Guess what? We turned it down…I’m not doing reality television that’s like using auto-tune in the music business…

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Beyonce’s New Film To Feature Girl On Girl Sex Scenes!

Friday, August 14th, 2009
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Is Beyonce a role model? Do little black girls look up to her?
Do little black girls want to be Beyonce more than they want to be Oprah Winfrey?
I’m asking these questions because I believe that little black girls want to be Beyonce… Doesn’t Beyonce still sells records in a dying recording industry…

Beyonce is in her mid-thirties…So when it comes to the children shouldn’t Beyonce be making better decisions? Guess what part Beyonce is playing in a new Hollwood movie called “Tipping The Velvet “? She’s playing a lesbian and doing girl on girl love scenes…
I’ll ask this question once again…Is Beyonce Knowles a role model?

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RIP Les Paul – The Man Behind All Your Favorite “Records”

Friday, August 14th, 2009
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Les Paul passed away yesterday from complications of pnemonia and old age. Most people associate him with inventing the “Les Paul” – the first solid body electric (the Fender Strat was made around the same but it’s really no comparision is it?)

What is more interesting for our blog, is the fact that Les Paul revolutionized the recording industry (or created it according to modern day definitions). He paved the way for artists in all genres to truly express themselves. He can be credited with developing “multi-track” recording.

From Wikipedia.org:

“In 1948, Capitol Records released a recording that had begun as an experiment in Paul’s garage, entitled “Lover (When You’re Near Me)”, which featured Paul playing eight different parts on electric guitar, some of them recorded at half-speed, hence “double-fast” when played back at normal speed for the master. (“Brazil”, similarly recorded, was the B-side.)

This was the first time that multi-tracking had been used in a recording. These recordings were made not with magnetic tape, but with acetate disks. Paul would record a track onto a disk, then record himself playing another part with the first. He built the multi-track recording with overlaid tracks, rather than parallel ones as he did later. There is no record of how many “takes” were needed before he was satisfied with one layer and moved on to the next.
Paul even built his own disc-cutter assembly, based on auto parts. He favored the flywheel from a Cadillac for its weight and flatness. Even in these early days, he used the acetate disk setup to record parts at different speeds and with delay, resulting in his signature sound with echoes and birdsong-like guitar riffs. When he later began using magnetic tape, the major change was that he could take his recording rig on tour with him, even making episodes for his 15-minute radio show in his hotel room. Later he worked with Ross Snyder in the design of the first 8 track recording deck (built for him by Ampex for his home studio.)”

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Hot Celebrity Daughters Week – Quickie News

Thursday, August 13th, 2009
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Tom Cruise is on the set for his new upcoming movie ” Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark”. The’re shooting the film in Melbourne Australia…Melbourne’s cool but its no Perth!

Tom was apparently talking to his fans and his wife Katie Holmes got pissed ‘cuz Tom is spending too much time communicating with his fans…???
Guess what Katie did? She started an argument with Tom in public! How else do you think we know all about it? Tom was seen walking away from Katie and his daughter very upset…I always thought to myself that Katie Holmes was a robotic wife (a wife you can remotely control – somewhat like a Stepford wife…). Since when is she allowed to talk back? Is Katie Holmes talking and taking advice from Beyonce or Ellen degeneres on Twitter?

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Jacky Jasper – Next King Of Entertainment 2.0 ?!?

Thursday, August 13th, 2009
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When are you connected to the real game? Not this foolish rap game…I’m talking the real game…guess what? It’s a big secret and I’m not going to tell you…know why? ‘Cuz it’s working for me mane…

Hey I ain’t knocking the rap game either today I’m just saying there’s a million other ways to make money. My eyes are not on the next guy’s hustle; I’m thinking differently.
My attack might be different and some of you may not like it but didn’t the critics said the same about NWA…? Now who’s the number one producer? Dr Dre…!

Who’s record sales filled Interscope Records’ empty bank accounts enabling them to launch No Doubt and Gwen Stefani’s career?

N. – W. – A. ’s did mane!

See, the critics back then didn’t see the future so they hated on Gangsta music…now they got Bloods and Crips over in England…how crazy is that? Sometimes you gotta work with what you don’t like mane… that might even be me and the HSK camp but we feel the same way about you…

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