Joe Budden is back at it again and he’s not happy as you might assume… it seem like Joey wants a fair one from Raekwon…
I guess it won’t be over till Joe Budded says so? By the way, Joe Budden’s album drops today and I must wonder could this all be a publicity stunt to sell records? I don’t care I’m not buying it…

Gucci Mane is rumored to be in rehab and it’s not because Gucci has a drug problem it’s because dude don’t wanna go back to jail…This is all going down because Gucci violated his parole. My nicca failed his routine drug test and rehab is his only way out – I must ask: If you had a choice between rehab or jail which one would you take?

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We all know Dancing With The Stars is for the seniors and that’s the reason why your grandparents watch this program….I’ve never seen a episode of this horrible program and I’m proud to say it. Any male caught watching this program is probably gay or being forced by his bitch.

Why won’t the people over at Dancing With the Stars allow Paula Abdul to be a judge on their horrible program? Paula does have talent when it comes to dancing – she did her ten thousand hours of dancing so that makes Paula Abdul a professional dancer…right?

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Pictures are circulating of Kelis and her new baby. Know what else is new? A man with her! It’s pretty quick after Nas right? That makes me wonder though – how “new” is her “new man”? How can I forget it was Kelis who said her milkshake brings all the boys to her yard…

Superhead and Darius McCrary are at it again – he said Karrine ” Superhead” Steffans is a total creep…
In case you don’t know who Darius is he played the role of Eddie Winslow on the television show Family Matters…Darius said Karrine would have sex with her victims and have the phone under a pillow so others can hear…What a Bitch!!! I’m so happy I burned her book and if she’s so disgusting what do you think about the men who have slept with her?
Hey Karrine here’s a number you will be needing it in the near future: 1800-273-8255 – it’s the sucide hotline…I promise you someone over there will talk to you…

Kimora Lee is getting ten thousand dollars for her new baby photos…Kimora’s son Kenzo’s father is Djimon Hounsou and we wish them all the best…I overheard others saying Kimora’s ex-boyfriend Russell Simmon’s sperm bank was not powerful enough to produce a baby boy…How would they know this information? My guess is that Yoga helps the mind and the body but not the sperm…Am I right Russell?

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Amber Ro$e is going to get paid and she doesn’t need a college degree. She got pregnant by Kanye West…
Kanye has just joined the ranks of sucka niccas and I’ll say this guys like Kanye are not role models to young teenage boys…know why? ‘Cuz he’s stupid…Kanye is going to pay Amber Ro$e out the ass – why did he did something so foolish?

Why did Kanye get Amber Ro$e pregnant? Was it to cover-up his gay rumors? Didn’t Kanye learn from the mistakes Nas made with Kelis? Foolish chics get over on these rap guys all the time – why do you people choose to look up to them?

Well it’s plain to see Amber Ro$e has won the lottery. Hey Kanye: You may be able to fool the derelicts of society but you can’t fool me. Put it this way. Mick Jagger got kids and hes bi/sexual…See where am going with this.

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Joey caught a critical beat down this weekend and it was not suppose to happen but it did…
Buss this!!! Raekwon confronted Joey at the Rock The Bells show about all the stuff he’s been saying about Wu Tang Clan…

The rest is simple – Joey just jumped into Raekwon’s fist…Joey is saying there were eight thugs with Raekwon so it was not a fair situation…Joey also said members of Wu Tang Clan forced him to apologized. I’m sad to report to you all that this is not over…know why? Joey is on the internet talking about revenge…

Is Joe Budden nuts? Raekwon wasn’t going to say nothing about this incident it was suppose to be a  big secret between him and Joey. The footage of Joey apologizing was suppose to be used as a tool in order to keep Joey’s mouth on a gag order but what did Joe Budden do? He told everybody about it…know why?

Joe Budden is a fame whore mane…Joey is just like a – stripper he needs attention and guess what?
Joey is walking around with a ice pack on his eye…Ouch!!! Doesn’t Joe Budden know the famous classic song “Wu Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthin To Fuck with”?

-Guru Jacky

What is wrong with Reggie Miller? I tried to call him last week and give him the opportunity to make a statement…he didn’t answer. I left a message but Mr. Miller never called me back. He should have right?

I remember Reggie as a savior for the Indiana Pacers. He was the three point guy who saved the day and now I’m hearing he’s the bad guy…What did Reggie do? Well it’s a two sided coin effect – it’s a black and a white thing so fasten your seat belts and here we go…

Here’s what the streets are saying about Reggie Miller:

First and foremost they don’t consider Reggie Miller as a black a dude…I wonder why? Is it because he does nothing “hands-on”  in the black community…?

I’m getting emails saying Reggie is only in the black communities when the cameras are on. One dude slammed a domino on the table at the pub and said Reggie Miller is gay. I said nothing and I countined to enjoy my beer as another comment lashed out from a clean cut gentlemen that said ” I ain’t no hater but cats like Reggie don’t give back mane…”. Then he said something that I never thought about: “When was the last time ya’ll seen Reggie at a black award show?”. Wow!!! They said more and even the females spokeout… I remember one sista saying ” I’ve never saw Reggie Milller with a black girl”, ouch!!!

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Media Take Out and Bossip are trying to discredit my good name and I don’t like it…
Buss this!!! Media Take Out took my Reggie Miller story and didn’t even say thanks – I would like to say: The HSK squad at this very moment should be considered the hardest working team in the business and guess what? I’m pissed!

How dare these guy’s over at MTO try hard not to acknowledge that they got the Reggie Miller story from us??
After all we did send them the Reggie Miller story…Assholes!!! Matter of fact the MTO story on Reggie Miller sucks ass – it looks like they’re on Reggie’s pay-roll… why you ask?
Because the guys over at MTO didn’t report the whole story to their readers…in fact I’d say they really ignored almost the ENTIRE story except for that airplane. The readers are complaining too and that’s all the proof I needed to know about MTO!

They don’t like to tell you guys the full report of their stories but they do like to watermark photos… even if the photo doesn’t belong to them! MTO sure likes other bloggers to use their photos or stories to give them credit but here’s the million dollar question: Does Media Take Out credit others when they jack their stories and photos? No….Know why? ‘Cuz they’re fucking hypocrites mane…

Their site looks like shit anyway, are they trying to be the ghetto Drudge Report? How about separating your site a little so its not just a million letters on a white background. How are the stoners supposed to find articles on your shitty website dudes? If I wanted to look at an RSS feed I would just save myself the time and open up Outlook you fucking dorks.

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Ashanti is out and guess what? She’s with another man – it’s not Nelly…
Does Nelly know? Ashanti got a new boyfriend and he’s white…Is she trying to get Nelly jealous?
Are Ashanti and Nelly swingers? Or is this just another rumor? I don’t know nor do I care but the white dude is gettin’ it in…

TI and Tiny are not doing to well…Know why? ‘Cuz Tiny does not visit TI in prison as often as she should…
Why is Tiny so busy? ‘Cuz she’s dating boxer Floyd Mayweather! Everyone knows the new couple have been seen all over Atlanta together… They’re in the malls together and they even go to parties together – I must ask what’s going on? Does Clifford ” TI ” Harris know? First Tiny is rolling with her lesbian girlfriend now she’s with Floyd. Do TI and Tiny have a open relationship?

Timberland wants to work with Taylor Swift and ask me if I care? I don’t…Timberland is a total sellout! He had one or two good beats but most of his stuff is for the gay community and you guys know it… Don’t believe me ask Missy Elliot.

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Blue Champagne is a great day starter… I know, I started my day with this wonderful strain and I must admit only a fool would complain!

How do you think I got the energy to get up and get out for some urgent must do errands?

This Blue Champagne is not for the kids – it’s for grown-ups silly… Smoking this bud will inspire you to make and close deals.

What a beautiful plant Blue Champagne is…not only does it keep me calm but it keeps my mind on my money and it got me thinking: how can I take yours?

I highly recommend this bud for people who like to practice the religion of Capitalism. People like Richard Branson – he smokes and we know all about it. I know; from one capitalist to another Richard would adore this strain.  Another name that comes to mind would be Elizabeth Taylor – she would come up with new beauty ideas to get all your money. A new perfume line perhaps…?

This bud will help Elizabeth to capitalize on the marketplace and it might also help her to get creative and find a new husband…After the high is over she’ll divorce him like she always does…

Ladies: that’s a women to look up too – not Madonna or J LO and guess what? Elizabeth didn’t have to show any body parts to get paid. What a smart woman!

Know why? ‘Cuz Liz has been medicated for years…That’s why!

Puff puff and hit the gold – it will help you to keep your mind on your pay-roll…

Jacky 18:03

Floyd Mayweather is just like me – he doesn’t like Rick Ross either and can you blame us? Floyd is calling officer Ricky a fake and guess what? He’s right…All you so-called hip/Hop guys supported this fall down fuck in the ass bitch-made nicca and you all wonder why Hip/Hop sales are plummeting…?

Rick Ross is living proof that Hip/Hop today is in bad shape. Back in the day guys like Ricky were not invited to the party…The cop rapper said the following to a hard working boxer name Floyd Maywhether:

” That Maywhether money looking funny in the light.”

Floyd answered back by saying at least the name Floyd Mayweather is mine… BURN!

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