Did you know that 50 years ago, Berry Gordy founded Motown Records with an eight-hundred-dollar bank loan? Today, Berry Gordy has a net worth of about $350 million.

Gordy is a living example of a man who created something out of nothing, and is laughing all the way to the bank. He even out-lived Michael Jackson, the youngest artist on the roster.

I’m sad to say that everyone on the team did not collect. It’s a fact that Florence Ballard aka “Flo” was forced to apply for welfare. (For those of you who don’t know, Flo was an original member of “The Supremes”…ask Diana Ross.) Flo died at the age of 32, with three children — ON WELFARE. Flo is reported to have suffered from chronic depression — I wonder why? She was diagnosed with coronary thrombosis, and apparently didn’t have the money for health care. Her death is said to be “one of rock’s greatest tragedies.

Motown Records was the home for major black acts including, Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder, Smokey Robinson, The Temptations, The King of Pop – Michael Jackson, and my friend the Late Rick James. (more…)

Tom Delay will be appearing on the television show “Dancing With The Stars”…Is Tom Delay a closet gay republican?
Doesn’t Tom Delay remind you of the Mattel doll “Ken”? The reason why I’m saying this is because the doll toy Ken doesn’t have a dick…Does he?

I believe the crooked ex-congressman is a hypocrite…know why? ‘Cuz he’s dancing with the stars mane…Would Bill O’Reilly ever do such a thing ? Never. I’m sure some of you will disagree with me but ask me if I care? I don’t…

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Hi Res after the jump!

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Although we had planned to roll out Bollywood Booty week here at HSK, we had an overwhelming number of emails from you guys that you wanted Soul Food for one more week.
Here ya go.

Rihanna was at My House (a club here in L.A.) recently, for Baron Davis’ 30th birthday. I wonder how many guys trying to hit that now…?
Jessica Alba and her douche-bag shitty music producer rich husband were there too, and Jacky too! Britney Spears was dancing in front of me looking a hair less fat than normal – it was a cool event I guess?
Cool, that is, until DJ Corba started spinning a record diss’in Chris Brown. White people got nutty; they loved it.
I wonder how Rihanna felt?

Amy Winehouse is adopting a little black baby. I told you all it’s the new trend – white people with little black babies.
Who is authorizing this adoption? Isn’t she a crackhead? Doesn’t she know that we all know? Stupid bitch!!!

M.I.A. was a flop at Coachella. She was on the big stage and the non-talented bitch couldn’t handle it. She didn’t know what to do so she call fans on stage but security said hell no. M.I.A. told her retarded fans Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were in the crowd.
M.I.A. said she’ll perform in the tent next time… like I fucking care.

Beyonce has recently (more…)

Michelle Williams was the last installment of the pop group Destiny’s Child.

Who is Michelle Williams beyond that? I don’t really know but I do know she’s the weakest link of the group.
Remember 106 And Park? The group was performing this was a few years back and I watched.

I was stoned but when am I not? Before I knew it, Michelle fell on stage. I felt sorry for her with the (more…)

Diahann can’t take it anymore, she’s tired. She needs to take some time off. Being an old school black movie star has turned her confused.

Diahann Carroll is livid y’all. She doesn’t like the First Lady Michelle Obama. Diahann says  “Michelle ain’t no Jackie Onassis she dresses Walmart”.

Sean Hannity the Cabin’s landlord got word of this and instantly sent the Fox News jet to pick her up. Diahann was ready to go, her suitcases packed in 10 minutes. She boards the Fox News jet and arrives at the Cabin within 90 minutes.

Diahann is greeted by her other confused friends. People such as:

Larry “I hate everything black people do” Elder

Jesse “Jealous” Jackson

Colin “The fucking liar” Powell

The Born Again Christian Prince

Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry

Tiger “I am asian not black” Woods

Halle “I hate blackmen” Berry

Whoopi “I don’t need to see obama’s inauguration speech” Goldberg

Amy “The republican anal queen” Holmes

Wayne “I wish i could be Sammy Davis jr.” Brady

America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley

Diana “It’s time for me change into another gown” Ross,

Michael “I’m gonna get that black fella Obama” Steele

Clearance “I wear female underwear under my gown” Thomas

Lil “I changed my skin color and my nose, where’s my rich white guy” Kim

“I live off the white chic”, Seal

Bob “The house nigga” Johnson

Tina “got my ass beat for your attention” Turner (more…)

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Tina Turner is so tired of it all. She’s going to take sometime off. She doesn’t want to hear about Huey Newton and all that other black stuff. She’s going to the VIP Cabin Retreat.

Tina is welcomed with a happy outdoor picnic by the Fox News and Friends. The Cabin’s landlord Sean Hannity introduces her to the other guests. People like:

Larry “I hate everything black people do” Elder
Jesse “Jealous” Jackson
Colin “The fucking liar” Powell
The Born Again Christian Prince
Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry
Tiger “I am asian not black” Woods
Halle “I hate blackmen” Berry
Whoopi “I don’t need to see obama’s inauguration speech” Goldberg
Amy “The republican anal queen” Holmes
Wayne “I wish i could be Sammy Davis jr.” Brady
America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley
Diana “It’s time for me change into another gown” Ross,
Michael “I’m gonna get that black fella Obama” Steele
Clearance “I wear female underwear under my gown” Thomas
Lil “I changed my skin color and my nose, where’s my rich white guy” Kim
“I live off the white chic”, Seal
Bob “The house nigga” Johnson

The Fox picnic is totally hilarious. Tyler Perry is dressed in drag as Medea and he’s having a watermelon eating contest with Wayne Brady. Tears are coming out of Rush Limbaugh eyes, he’s having so much fun with these silly negro’s.

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Diana Ross is going to take sometime off. She doesn’t wanna hear about all this black stuff. She’s checking in…

Diana wants to hang-out with her Fox New’s and Friends. The Cabin landlord Sean Hannity greets her and introduces Diana to the rest of confused people of color. People like:

Michael “The jackass” Steel
Larry “I hate everything black people do” Elder
Jesse “Jealous” Jackson
Bob “House nigga” Johnson
Colin “The fucking liar” Powell
The Born Again Christian Prince
Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry
Tiger “I am asian not black” Woods
Halle “I hate blackmen” Berry
Whoopi “I don’t need to see obama’s inauguration speech” Goldberg
Lil “I only date whitemen now girl it’s goes with my new nose” Kim
Amy “The republican anal queen” Holmes
Wayne “I wish i could be Sammy Davis jr.” Brady
America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley

They all flock to Diana just to see what Diana’s wearing. After 2 sips of wine Diana rushes to her Cabin room just to change into another new gown. The Boss returns and her name is Diana. (more…)

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Kim is going to take some time off. She’s gone totally white. Her skin complexion, her nose job’s, her hideous makeover with extensions (Natural Human Hair)

What culture/Color is Lil Kim? Is she black? Is she Chinese? Is she alien?

I don’t know but I do know she’s Dancing With The Stars and it’s all sponsored by Fox. Lil Kim is greeted by another confused person, The Born Again Christian Prince and Clarence “The Pervert” Thomas. Tiger Woods cracks that house nigga welcome smile.

Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry, house nigga Bob Johnson, Jesse “Jealous” Jackson, Halle “the ex-crack smoker, hit u with my car and run,i don’t date black men” Berry,the worst bitch in America- Condoleeza Rice, the Republican anal queen Amy Holmes, Michael “I’ll get that Obama fella” Steele,the best liar of all time Colin Powell, Larry “I hate everything that black people do” Elder, Whoopi “My last name ain’t black, I don’t date black men, where’s Ted Danson” Goldberg, and Amerca’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley are asking Sean Hannity the Cabin landlord “Is Wayne Brady here yet?”

Lil Kim is going to have a blast. Bill O’Reilly tells Kim, that was very admirable of you to show black kids what you can do with a Sprite can. Karl Rowe is in deep laughter as Rush Limbaugh shows Kim to her room. Kim ask Rush, “is Diana Ross here?” Rush say’s “Soon, you plastic specimen.” “I love you Kim, you are all man made” “Kim you wouldn’t happen to have Lynn Whirfield numbers do ya?”. Kim says no but she can’t wait to spend some quality time with her confused friends at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.