These 3 guys are shooting a movie together. The film is called Ohio and the film is about anti Vietnam war protesters. It goes down at Kent State University. The year was 1970.
Justin and Zac Efron are mad. They are upset because Will Pattinson got the leading role for the movie Ohio.
Question: Who is Zac Efron? I’ll tell you who Zac Efron is. He’s a fake John Travolta. I saw bits of the movie Grease and I saw the commercial for High School Musical. Guess What? High School Musical is a remake of Grease which is a remake of Westside Story.
This guy Zac Efron thinks he’s Travolta. He’s fucking nuts. Must I remind him that Travolta was a Sweathog on Welcome Back Kotter. Travolta was doing comedy before Saturday Night Fever. Zac, He’s way more talented than you. Zac I am sorry you can’t walk in Travola’s shoes. Don’t be mad fall back! Zac know your place. Ohio is a serious film. (more…)
Billy just got busted for METHAMPHETAMINE. This guy is the Assessor of San Bernardino County. He’s been on the board for 7 yrs. He doesn’t wanna step down but he most definitely should.
Billy loves meth, so do a lot of porn stars. We know most of them.
Billy don’t hide his addiction he speaks about it publicly so when Billy got busted with drug paraphernalia and glass a.k.a. Crystal Meth I was not surprised.
Billy “The Glasshead” Postmus is currently on bail. How come I don’t know the nicca that’s servin this guy?
The control that one would have to influence legislation or fuck just get out of a ticket. This type of guy would have been good to know. People with weak morals yet strong influence can help you get over.
You will learn this on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$
TeddyRevolution made one stop in West Hollywood….. 2 ounces of Cocaine, 10 grams of MDMA, 1/2 Ounce of Mushrooms, 5 lids of Kush, 20 xanax, and 50 vicodine in his brief case his limo is now heading FULL SPEED towards Vegas. Don’t mind the two little sluts trading turns as ass and mouth. They’re just part of the HIGH!
While all the dudes are telling their wives they are at CES, Teddy will be packing’em tight at the AVN!
He’s normal like every good musician and good rapper. Lil Wayne does not listen to rap (but he drops a mixtape every month.)
Speaking for myself I love to rap and I loved listening to rap. Years ago I couldn’t wait to write songs about squares. I spoke about getting money, bitches, drugs, the good life. Which I was living and I still am.
No fake’in in my game. I wrote what I knew. And most of us rappers did. I never knew some of the other guys were lying in their song about their extravagant lifestlye. Who cares? They made it sound good but then came the downfall of rap. Kids without street cred, MTV and BET with commercial radio did a good job on fucking up black music in general.
If you kill black music what are the white kids and latino kids going to do? Black music is the source. I now listen and play Heavy Metal music (wait till u hear what am doing with metal.)
To me playing Metal is like playing Jazz. That shit Daddy Yankee and Pit Bull be doing. That’s Calypso music fused with Dancehall music. It’s all black music.
The Fucked up thing about it is the people who listen to all forms of black music will still call a black person a NIGGER (Paris Hilton) and some club owners throughout the world will have the nerve to play black music in their club’s and those same club owners will make it hard for a black male to get into their bullshit club.
Fuck all your clubs tell the sell out Persians they could have it. Everybody wants to be a nicca in the club, maybe that’s why they don’t wanna see the real one, and if there’s black dudes in the club when you get in you surrounded by a bunch of fucking nigga’s that act like Seal, Akon and Puffy all entertaining master.
Having vision like Jacky will definitely help you on your climb up the Ladder Of $ucce$$
It’s a weekday night, most of you are asleep. I am up with David, I have him driving me to different clubs. It’s 1:15 in the morning now, the clubs close at 2 am.
I am in the back of the car smoking a spliff. Blunts are too heavy, I need to stay focus (it’s kush for christ sake). I am also drinking a bottle of champagne, out the bottle with a extended straw. The straw you would use for your extra size sodas at Mcdonalds.
I am looking good and feeling good. We arrive at the first club, window is cracked I am peek’in. The parking lot is active, chics are drunk I am going to investigate.
Peep’in through my Dita, sunglasses. I see Jew’s in orange shoes, Nigga’s that look like Seal and Akon got Blondes. Black chic’s with white dude’s and am happy to see in all.
A chiquita introduced herself by complementing me on my swagg. I am in Brazil next week, I am not tripp’in. She wants to talk I am out (Next spot David.)
My blackberry is going off, it’s Angela. I met her at a strip club last week. She’s sending me pictures. I am thinking about it but I truly don’t like her.
So i’ll pass.
We at the second spot now, it’s close to the loft so this is good. It’s 1:45 in the morning and it’s cold. Looking at the club-goers attire you wouldn’t think so.
I am talking to DeRay Davis he’s giving me jokes, he’s with his girl. This shit is boring, I am going over to Summer’s house.
Dressed up and no where to go can be a situation in any city. It’s all a part of your climb up the Ladder Of $ucce$$
Michael’s biographer Ian Halperin is saying that the King Of Pop is dying. Ian is saying Michael needs a lung transplant. Supposedly Michael is suffering from Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency.
Dude is saying Michael’s got a fucked up liver and that Michael is 95% blind in one eye. This dude is saying, Michael’s unable to speak properly. Ian also said that Micheal is suffering from gastrointestinal bleeding that could kill him.
Ian’s a fucking liar, that’s what I think. Michael’s record is about to drop and he’s pitching us all a curve ball.
Jacky ain’t swinging, it’s all a publicity stunt. If Michael can’t speak properly how did he record his latest album? This is horseshit and only those who eat dinner at Arby’s will believe it. (more…)
KATT WILLIAM’S Is rappin and the streets are saying he’s nicer than Jim Jones. I love Katt, he’s a pimp and all pimps stick up for each other.
Katt saying what i’ve been saying for a longtime, “Ricky Smiley sucks” (house nigga) and Steve Harvey ain’t funny. Steve Harvey was never funny. The only thing funny about Steve Harvey is his toupee and his church suits he be rock’in.
Nerve of this guy Steve Harvey To call himself one of the Kings Of Comedy. Richard Pryor is the highest form of stand-up and only Katt Williams, Chris Rock, and Robin Williams are keeping the brand alive.
All the other comics should stick to sketch comedy and leave stand up alone!
Making the homies and Jacky laugh will definitely help you on your climb up the Ladder Of $ucce$$
Billy just got busted for METHAMPHETAMINE. This guy is the Assessor of San Bernardino County. He’s been on the board for 7 yrs. He doesn’t wanna step down but he most definitely should.
