Joaquin is crazy! He’s trying to get it in but he can’t. During one of his most recent performances in Miami he jumped off stage and knocked out a fan. Joaquin is a rapper alright.

Dude is even bragging what he got in the bank. He told the heckling fan he got a million in the bank. Guess that fan saw him coming because Joaquin is on his way like Solange Knowles to see the judge. Solange is getting sued for throwing the microphone stand into the crowd and I am sure Joaquin is next up for a lawsuit. Don’t you think so?

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SOLANGE
IS OFFICIALLY A
BAD GIRL

Looks like Baby Beyonce is trying to give that Compton chic from the bad girls club a run for her money.  She falls out on Syrup and as you see below she likes to start fights.

Isn’t this the “Angel” something tour she is doing? Such a BAD girl she is!

In Night Court this evening the courthouse is in total chaos.  Gloria Allred is losing her mind. She will not tolerate the cross examination of Sean Carter. She is furious and she’s approaching judge Kawasaki.

Mark Geragos Chris Brown’s lawyer is not ready to end his cross examination with Mr. Carter and Gloria said enough is enough.

Court is now back in session and Judge Kawasaki asks Mr Geragos if there is anything else you would like to ask Sean Carter?”

{Mr. Geragos}  I would just like to ask Mr. Carter why didn’t he defend his wife when Etta James was threatening her? He came to Rihnna’s defense pretty fast don’ t you think so?

{Judge Kawasaki} It has nothing to do with the assault on Robin “Rihanna” Fenty. Mr Geragos I suggest we let this cross examination rest.

{Mr. Geragos} Ok your honor.

{Judge Kawasaki} Gloria do you have a witness you will like to call to the stand?

{Gloria Allred} Yes your honor. I would like to call Wade Robson to the stand.

{Judge Kawasaki} Proceed. (more…)

Diana Ross is going to take sometime off. She doesn’t wanna hear about all this black stuff. She’s checking in…

Diana wants to hang-out with her Fox New’s and Friends. The Cabin landlord Sean Hannity greets her and introduces Diana to the rest of confused people of color. People like:

Michael “The jackass” Steel
Larry “I hate everything black people do” Elder
Jesse “Jealous” Jackson
Bob “House nigga” Johnson
Colin “The fucking liar” Powell
The Born Again Christian Prince
Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry
Tiger “I am asian not black” Woods
Halle “I hate blackmen” Berry
Whoopi “I don’t need to see obama’s inauguration speech” Goldberg
Lil “I only date whitemen now girl it’s goes with my new nose” Kim
Amy “The republican anal queen” Holmes
Wayne “I wish i could be Sammy Davis jr.” Brady
America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley

They all flock to Diana just to see what Diana’s wearing. After 2 sips of wine Diana rushes to her Cabin room just to change into another new gown. The Boss returns and her name is Diana. (more…)

Killa Cam is telling us all that Juelz  Santana is on drugs. Cam is saying Juelz is on that Robitussin and he told Juelz mom too.

These guys are the greatest and I love it. Killa don’t care. he ain’t snitching. He’s simply saying don’t listen to Santana he’s a drug addict.

I notice none of you guys like Killa Cam. You guys are saying he ripped off Juelz. I don’t know nor do I care. Killa is a funny dude he brought comedy to the table and I love it. Don’t you? He called Fiddy Bugs Monkey. He hit Jay Z with Joe Camel. This guy is a riot. He can take all Juelz and Jimmy’s money. It’s not your business.

He did start Dipset didn’t he?

Jacky 55:18

IS THIS THE MODERN DAY CAMEO?   OR A VILLAGE PEOPLE TRIBUTE BAND?

Funk bands and Disco groups are both fuel by Cocaine. Kanye makes disco music he doesn’t think so but he does.

So lets play a game. You tell me what drugs you think Kanye and his band, “Men In Tights” are on.

A)  Cocaine

B) Special K

C) Heroin

D) Oxy Contin

E) Xtacy

F) Poppers

G) Crack

H) Crystal Meth

GIVE THIS GUY A REALITY SHOW!

Check out this story, if it wasn’t Sly I might not beleive it!

My last blog was inspired by 50 cent he said, “if there was a black president he will be killed”

Thank god I never bought his music but i like his vitamin water, I can’t lie I do! Here is what’s on my mind though.

What are people like Rush Limbaugh gonna do?

Can’t lie first time I saw him on television I said I like his tie he dress sharp I was much younger and he spoke crazy about Bill Clinton he said funny stuff. I never knew people could say such things (more…)