Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade are expecting a child and I must say I saw this coming! I was the one who told you all that Gabrielle Union was on a survival mission…

She’s like 34yrs old (same age as Beyonce) and Gabrielle knows that Hollywood is not calling on her anytime soon…Gabrielle knew that she needed some sort of security in her life so she did what Kendra Wilkinson did and got herself a professional athlete a.k.a. a sucker. Kim Kardashian is about to do the same thing to Reggie Bush even Stevie Wonder can see this…Won’t you agree?

Cassie and Puffy are on Twitter talking about they like to eat turkey sandwiches after sex…who cares? Cassie just needs to have sex with Puffy and leave the music business alone…know why? ‘Cuz she can’t sing or dance – she totally sucks mane…

Jay Z called Beyonce a hoe in his new song with Drake and guess what? If Jay Z said it I believe it… He is Beyonce’s husband…isn’t he? By the way the record sucks ass…

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……AND THE CONTESTANT’S ARE:

• Rocsi from 106 & Park

She’s doing pretty good and she’s extremely proud of herself. Can you blame her?
Rocsi is responsible for breaking up a marriage but do we care? No. Only Lisa Raye does and ladies you would too if someone took your wealthy husband away from you! Rocsi got a new millionaire boyfriend and his name is Michael Misick…Rocsi used her celebrity and beauty for financial security. What a slick chic – maybe that’s why Rocsi is the first contestant for the Slick Chic  Of The Year Award…

• Amber Rose

I may say mean things about her, but to put all jokes aside, she’s totally brilliant…She came from stripper to overnight celebrity/Ford model. Can you blame her for just having a good ‘ole time by kissing girlfriends of hers everywhere in public?
Amber calculated all her moves when she was in a relationship with ex-boyfriend Kanye West. His secrets are totally safe with her – why do you think she now has a career as a Ford model? What a slick chic Amber is! Maybe that’s why she’s our second contestant for the Slick Chic Of The Year Award…

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Gabrielle Union “came up” recently…know why? She got herself a professional basketball player name Dwayne Wade.
Guess Gabrielle is a homewrecker after all…isn’t she? I wonder which mysterious chic gave Dwayne Wade that STD last year…?
(I didn’t make this up – Dwayne’s wife Siohvaugh said so)

Good going Gabrielle; you did it…you found a sucker! I always encourage all my female readers to get a professional athlete…guess why? ‘Cuz they’re sucker’s mane.

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50 Cent and Ciara are a couple. Rumor has it this weekend they were fucking ….who cares? yuk gross trifling succotash she has feet like a man.

Redmond O’Neal was arrested Sunday. This asshole stays high, he makes guys like Rick Ross (the cops) look smart. Redmond goes to visit his homeboy in jail with heroin and xanax in his pockets. Who’s  his dealer? He better be scared because Redmond is a complete stooge quit doing business with him.

Chris Brown pleads not guilty today in court. He’s fucked, Rihanna is gone totally white, so I guess Chris Brown is the new Ike Turner. His name will be attached to female abuse until even after his death.

Madonna came home to London England without her little black baby. She was in tears. Thank god the African’s are smarter than I thought.They know Madonna’s a crazy white bitch. Just ask her 12 yr old daughter Lourdes. She says, “mom is crazy” all the time. I swear!!!

Amy Winehouse is fucking her black bodyguard Neville. Disgusting black guy with the ugly white girl trend is a frequent thing I see it all the time. Why can’t they be like me? I get the hot white chic’s. Ask Mark Wahlberg he knows me he’ll tell you.

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We all know Dwayne Wade got burned. He has a sick dick. His penis is puking discharge into his underwear. Who gave Dwayne Wade this STD and who has he passed it on to?

Dwayne gave the shit to his wife, he fucked up. Don’t quote me on this but the rumor mill is spinning and it’s saying he also gave it to Gabrielle Union.

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