Political insiders testify trouble is brewing between America’s first lady, the queen of talk television and the Secretary of State.

Michelle Obama is reported to be furious with Oprah Winfrey for switching her “loyalties from President Obama to Hillary Clinton.” Now, Michelle is reported to want Oprah banned from the White House, because sources say the ‘Big O’ is looking to back Hillary Clinton in the next Presidential election. “Michelle says her sources overheard conversations in which Oprah promised she would throw her money and influence behind Hillary, if she decides to run.”

You may remember Oprah was a great supporter of Barack Obama, during his path to presidency. Now, Michelle Obama is said to believe that Oprah expected to be ‘repaid’ with close ties to the White House, and an advisor to the first family. “Instead she has been invited only three times, and two of them were for interviews.” (more…)

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Jesse Jackson leaves his Democratic friends to join his Republican friends at the Cabin retreat. He’s taking sometime off to relax with his Fox News and Friends. Sean Hannity is overwhelmed to see the Reverend at the Cabin praising white Jesus is going to be outstanding this year at the retreat.

Michael Steele, Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry, Larry Elder, ClarEnce Thomas, Colin Powell, Tiger Woods, and the born again Christian Prince with America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley all rush to greet Jesse. Jesse is exhausted after threatening to cut Obama’s balls off and having illegitimate kids behind his wife’s back. Bill O’Reilly comforts Jesse and tells him to ignore getting caught crying on camera when Obama won the election. Bill tells him he’s among friends.

Jesse knows it’s jealousy that has him spending some quality time in Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

This guy is fucking lying my physic told me so. Madame Louise Proud-Foot knows everything. She told me Joaquin Phoenix is pulling a gag on you guys. He and his brother ‘n law are playing a prank on you all.

Madame Proud-Foot told me about Obama winning the election 2yrs ago. She even told me to stay away from Paris’s parties even though I am invited. She told me to stay away. She said Paris Hilton is a racist. Guess what? Madame Proud-Foot is right again. Ask Nicole Richie she knows.

This Phoenix fella, he’s clowning you guys. He’s acting, he’s not signing to Bad Boy records. If he was that stupid, Puffy should give him the same contract he gave B5. It’s the same contract Berry Gordy was giving out back ‘n the day. The artist is totally screwed! You think Joaquin will sign it? I don’t think so.

Puffy is in on this prank. Madame Proud-Foot told me it’s a publicity stunt and if you didn’t know, now you know. People in Hollywood don’t care about you. They are on top of the totem pole, at lease the people I know. They get bored very easily and you will think that they are insane but the insanity comes from you.

Believing in their childish pranks it’s just another step on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 70:14