Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009
Why do I have three plasma TV’s?
Television has gone down the drain, it truly sucks. I never knew stations on television were only programing for seniors. The shows on television are for the elderly, it’s for a bunch of old fucking people playing bingo.
I often ask myself while these dreadful fucks are watching shows like Dancing With The Stars, do they have a bed pan beside them?
Who the fuck is Zac Efron? White streets are saying he’s the new Leonardo Dicaprio. First of all, is he knock knee like Leonardo?
I don’t know, but I’ll bet you this Zac Efron fella ends up the next fucking towel boy in Beverly Hills.
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Thursday, May 7th, 2009
We all know T.I. is in jail at the moment and if you didn’t know this information now you do.
Here’s the million dollar question did T. I. know that his artist Cedric Alfa Mega Zellars was a snitch?
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Saturday, January 31st, 2009
This guy is fucking lying my physic told me so. Madame Louise Proud-Foot knows everything. She told me Joaquin Phoenix is pulling a gag on you guys. He and his brother ‘n law are playing a prank on you all.
Madame Proud-Foot told me about Obama winning the election 2yrs ago. She even told me to stay away from Paris’s parties even though I am invited. She told me to stay away. She said Paris Hilton is a racist. Guess what? Madame Proud-Foot is right again. Ask Nicole Richie she knows.
This Phoenix fella, he’s clowning you guys. He’s acting, he’s not signing to Bad Boy records. If he was that stupid, Puffy should give him the same contract he gave B5. It’s the same contract Berry Gordy was giving out back ‘n the day. The artist is totally screwed! You think Joaquin will sign it? I don’t think so.
Puffy is in on this prank. Madame Proud-Foot told me it’s a publicity stunt and if you didn’t know, now you know. People in Hollywood don’t care about you. They are on top of the totem pole, at lease the people I know. They get bored very easily and you will think that they are insane but the insanity comes from you.
Believing in their childish pranks it’s just another step on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$
Jacky 70:14
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