Diahann can’t take it anymore, she’s tired. She needs to take some time off. Being an old school black movie star has turned her confused.

Diahann Carroll is livid y’all. She doesn’t like the First Lady Michelle Obama. Diahann says  “Michelle ain’t no Jackie Onassis she dresses Walmart”.

Sean Hannity the Cabin’s landlord got word of this and instantly sent the Fox News jet to pick her up. Diahann was ready to go, her suitcases packed in 10 minutes. She boards the Fox News jet and arrives at the Cabin within 90 minutes.

Diahann is greeted by her other confused friends. People such as:

Larry “I hate everything black people do” Elder

Jesse “Jealous” Jackson

Colin “The fucking liar” Powell

The Born Again Christian Prince

Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry

Tiger “I am asian not black” Woods

Halle “I hate blackmen” Berry

Whoopi “I don’t need to see obama’s inauguration speech” Goldberg

Amy “The republican anal queen” Holmes

Wayne “I wish i could be Sammy Davis jr.” Brady

America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley

Diana “It’s time for me change into another gown” Ross,

Michael “I’m gonna get that black fella Obama” Steele

Clearance “I wear female underwear under my gown” Thomas

Lil “I changed my skin color and my nose, where’s my rich white guy” Kim

“I live off the white chic”, Seal

Bob “The house nigga” Johnson

Tina “got my ass beat for your attention” Turner (more…)

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Seal is taking sometime off.
He doesn’t want to be bothered will all this black stuff!

Mr. Heidi Klum is going to join his confused colored friends at the Cabin. Sean Hannity the Cabin’s landlord loves Seal even though he only had one hit record. The Batman movie score (I forgot the name of the dreadful record).

Sean is so excited that Seal is at the Cabin. Sean tells Carlson Tucker, “Seal is from Africa and he has never made a song about the exploitation of Africa. He has never spoke on that topic. Bono is blacker than him.” Carlson laughs.

Seal is wearing black nail polish and cargo pants with a T-shirt. Hannity tells Rupert Murdoch, “not to worry, the tribal African marks on his face are just for show. It’s a gimmick.” Rupert chuckles and gives Hannity a hi-five.

Seal is greeted by all his confused friends. People like:

Larry “I hate everything black people do” Elder
Jesse “Jealous” Jackson
Colin “The fucking liar” Powell
The Born Again Christian
Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry
Tiger “I am asian not black” Woods
Halle “I hate blackmen” Berry
Whoopi “I don’t need to see obama’s inauguration speech” Goldberg
Amy “The republican anal queen” Holmes
Wayne “I wish i could be Sammy Davis jr.” Brady
America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley
Diana “It’s time for me change into another gown” Ross,
Michael “I’m gonna get that black fella Obama” Steele
Clearance “I wear female underwear under my gown” Thomas
Lil “I changed my skin color and my nose, where’s my rich white guy” Kim

Bill O’Reilly was seen (more…)

Diana Ross is going to take sometime off. She doesn’t wanna hear about all this black stuff. She’s checking in…

Diana wants to hang-out with her Fox New’s and Friends. The Cabin landlord Sean Hannity greets her and introduces Diana to the rest of confused people of color. People like:

Michael “The jackass” Steel
Larry “I hate everything black people do” Elder
Jesse “Jealous” Jackson
Bob “House nigga” Johnson
Colin “The fucking liar” Powell
The Born Again Christian Prince
Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry
Tiger “I am asian not black” Woods
Halle “I hate blackmen” Berry
Whoopi “I don’t need to see obama’s inauguration speech” Goldberg
Lil “I only date whitemen now girl it’s goes with my new nose” Kim
Amy “The republican anal queen” Holmes
Wayne “I wish i could be Sammy Davis jr.” Brady
America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley

They all flock to Diana just to see what Diana’s wearing. After 2 sips of wine Diana rushes to her Cabin room just to change into another new gown. The Boss returns and her name is Diana. (more…)

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Kim is going to take some time off. She’s gone totally white. Her skin complexion, her nose job’s, her hideous makeover with extensions (Natural Human Hair)

What culture/Color is Lil Kim? Is she black? Is she Chinese? Is she alien?

I don’t know but I do know she’s Dancing With The Stars and it’s all sponsored by Fox. Lil Kim is greeted by another confused person, The Born Again Christian Prince and Clarence “The Pervert” Thomas. Tiger Woods cracks that house nigga welcome smile.

Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry, house nigga Bob Johnson, Jesse “Jealous” Jackson, Halle “the ex-crack smoker, hit u with my car and run,i don’t date black men” Berry,the worst bitch in America- Condoleeza Rice, the Republican anal queen Amy Holmes, Michael “I’ll get that Obama fella” Steele,the best liar of all time Colin Powell, Larry “I hate everything that black people do” Elder, Whoopi “My last name ain’t black, I don’t date black men, where’s Ted Danson” Goldberg, and Amerca’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley are asking Sean Hannity the Cabin landlord “Is Wayne Brady here yet?”

Lil Kim is going to have a blast. Bill O’Reilly tells Kim, that was very admirable of you to show black kids what you can do with a Sprite can. Karl Rowe is in deep laughter as Rush Limbaugh shows Kim to her room. Kim ask Rush, “is Diana Ross here?” Rush say’s “Soon, you plastic specimen.” “I love you Kim, you are all man made” “Kim you wouldn’t happen to have Lynn Whirfield numbers do ya?”. Kim says no but she can’t wait to spend some quality time with her confused friends at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

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Whoopi Goldberg is taking some time off. She wants to join her friends over at The Fox News Black History Cabin Retreat. She’s greeted by Clearance Thomas, Bob Johnson, Tiger Woods, Born Again Christian Prince, Larry Elder, Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry, Jesse Jackson, the worst bitch ever Condoleezza Rice, Halle Berry, Amy Holmes And America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley.

Sean Hannity the Cabin’s landlord congratulates Whoopi on her talk show the View. Sean tells her she’s among friends. Whoopi don’t wanna hear about Black History Month. She is going to spend some quality time at Uncle Tom’s Cabin Retreat.

Amy Holmes is a real piece of shit. She works for CNN and various other outlets as mouth piece for the right. She is a real one- sided Republican whore that has nothing good to say. At least nothing I wanna hear.

Her friend Bill Maher, my stripclub buddy, can stick a plasma television up her ass as far as I am concerned. She is a useless black bitch so she’s going to take some time off. Amy is going to join her friends at the Fox News Cabin Retreat. She’s greeted by Tiger Woods, Michael Steele, Larry Elder, Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry, The Born Again Christian Prince, Clarence Thomas, Colin Powell, The ex-CRACK smoker Halle “hit and run” Berry, The worst bitch ever Condoleezza Rice, and America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley.

Amy is overwhelmed to meet Sean Hannity the Cabin’s Landlord he tells her about her great work she smiles and joins Halle and the table. Karl Rove introduces himself and shows her to her room where she will be spending some quality time. Amy is so happy for her vacation at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

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Halle Berry is no longer dating black men and guess what? I don’t care. She’s an idiot. she’s an ex-crack smoker and she can’t fucking act. There I said it.

Halle Berry was and is all hype. She’s a fucking retard. Eric Benet told me personally her sex sucks so tell the French kid from Canada- her male model who’s living off her. Tell him he can keep that half deaf bitch. That’s why Halle is going to take sometime off.

She’s going to hang-out with her new friends and the Fox News team. She’s greeted by Michael Steele, Colin Powell, Larry Elder, Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry, Clarence Thomas, The Born Again Christian- Prince, Jesse Jackson, America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley, and the worst bitch ever Condoleeza Rice.

Halle is approached by the Cabin’s Landlord Sean Hannity. He tells her she was the first women to get an Oscar for a sex scene and it wasn’t her but it was her friends at the Republican Party pulling strings. Halle cries like she always does as Bill O Reilly shows her to her room. Halle doesn’t wanna hear about Black History Month. She going to spend some quality time at Uncle Tom’s Cabin Retreat.

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Jesse Jackson leaves his Democratic friends to join his Republican friends at the Cabin retreat. He’s taking sometime off to relax with his Fox News and Friends. Sean Hannity is overwhelmed to see the Reverend at the Cabin praising white Jesus is going to be outstanding this year at the retreat.

Michael Steele, Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry, Larry Elder, ClarEnce Thomas, Colin Powell, Tiger Woods, and the born again Christian Prince with America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley all rush to greet Jesse. Jesse is exhausted after threatening to cut Obama’s balls off and having illegitimate kids behind his wife’s back. Bill O’Reilly comforts Jesse and tells him to ignore getting caught crying on camera when Obama won the election. Bill tells him he’s among friends.

Jesse knows it’s jealousy that has him spending some quality time in Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

Tyler Perry is taking some time off and going to the Cabin to join his Fox News and Friends. He’s greeted my Michael Steele, Clearance Thomas, Colin Powell, Larry Elder and America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley. The Landlord of the Cabin Sean Hannity introduces himself and compliments Tyler on all his buffoonery.

The modern day Flip Wilson, Tyler Perry rushes to the stage to perform his minstrel drag queen show. Tyler gets an award from Karl Rowe for promoting this disgusting act to black kids. He’s escorted to his room by members of the Republican Party.

Tyler doesn’t wanna here about Black History Month. For the rest of February he’ll be spending some quality time in Uncle Tom’s Cabin.