Diahann can’t take it anymore, she’s tired. She needs to take some time off. Being an old school black movie star has turned her confused.

Diahann Carroll is livid y’all. She doesn’t like the First Lady Michelle Obama. Diahann says  “Michelle ain’t no Jackie Onassis she dresses Walmart”.

Sean Hannity the Cabin’s landlord got word of this and instantly sent the Fox News jet to pick her up. Diahann was ready to go, her suitcases packed in 10 minutes. She boards the Fox News jet and arrives at the Cabin within 90 minutes.

Diahann is greeted by her other confused friends. People such as:

Larry “I hate everything black people do” Elder

Jesse “Jealous” Jackson

Colin “The fucking liar” Powell

The Born Again Christian Prince

Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry

Tiger “I am asian not black” Woods

Halle “I hate blackmen” Berry

Whoopi “I don’t need to see obama’s inauguration speech” Goldberg

Amy “The republican anal queen” Holmes

Wayne “I wish i could be Sammy Davis jr.” Brady

America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley

Diana “It’s time for me change into another gown” Ross,

Michael “I’m gonna get that black fella Obama” Steele

Clearance “I wear female underwear under my gown” Thomas

Lil “I changed my skin color and my nose, where’s my rich white guy” Kim

“I live off the white chic”, Seal

Bob “The house nigga” Johnson

Tina “got my ass beat for your attention” Turner (more…)

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Tina Turner is so tired of it all. She’s going to take sometime off. She doesn’t want to hear about Huey Newton and all that other black stuff. She’s going to the VIP Cabin Retreat.

Tina is welcomed with a happy outdoor picnic by the Fox News and Friends. The Cabin’s landlord Sean Hannity introduces her to the other guests. People like:

Larry “I hate everything black people do” Elder
Jesse “Jealous” Jackson
Colin “The fucking liar” Powell
The Born Again Christian Prince
Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry
Tiger “I am asian not black” Woods
Halle “I hate blackmen” Berry
Whoopi “I don’t need to see obama’s inauguration speech” Goldberg
Amy “The republican anal queen” Holmes
Wayne “I wish i could be Sammy Davis jr.” Brady
America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley
Diana “It’s time for me change into another gown” Ross,
Michael “I’m gonna get that black fella Obama” Steele
Clearance “I wear female underwear under my gown” Thomas
Lil “I changed my skin color and my nose, where’s my rich white guy” Kim
“I live off the white chic”, Seal
Bob “The house nigga” Johnson

The Fox picnic is totally hilarious. Tyler Perry is dressed in drag as Medea and he’s having a watermelon eating contest with Wayne Brady. Tears are coming out of Rush Limbaugh eyes, he’s having so much fun with these silly negro’s.

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Diana Ross is going to take sometime off. She doesn’t wanna hear about all this black stuff. She’s checking in…

Diana wants to hang-out with her Fox New’s and Friends. The Cabin landlord Sean Hannity greets her and introduces Diana to the rest of confused people of color. People like:

Michael “The jackass” Steel
Larry “I hate everything black people do” Elder
Jesse “Jealous” Jackson
Bob “House nigga” Johnson
Colin “The fucking liar” Powell
The Born Again Christian Prince
Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry
Tiger “I am asian not black” Woods
Halle “I hate blackmen” Berry
Whoopi “I don’t need to see obama’s inauguration speech” Goldberg
Lil “I only date whitemen now girl it’s goes with my new nose” Kim
Amy “The republican anal queen” Holmes
Wayne “I wish i could be Sammy Davis jr.” Brady
America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley

They all flock to Diana just to see what Diana’s wearing. After 2 sips of wine Diana rushes to her Cabin room just to change into another new gown. The Boss returns and her name is Diana. (more…)

Again, Ben called my people to deal. We like deals. We are all industry around here. Ben asked if we would please pull his name and Perez’s name out of the story “Gossip On A Gossip Girl”. My people said cool. Ben and my people struck a deal. Ben even offered my people money to pull his name and Perez’s name out of the story. He said he was to meet Perez at 2pm and “really needed” to have it sorted with me by then.

My people said keep your money stick to the deal we just made. Ben agreed. Well what do you know, he lied. Ben is a fucking liar. He is trying to erase any connection of himself with Romi. According to him he is the person who brought her to many places and introduced her to many industry people. Ben tried to run game, but Ben doesn’t know who he’s fucking with.

News Flash Ben and Perez, I’m an artist. I make records. I’ve been penning stories since before you were prostituting yourself behind the mall in Hialeah. I don’t want any of your blog action dude. You write about young Hollywood boys and girls.

I am not a gay dude. I could have taken the ignorant approach and crack’d on you about your sexuality, but that would be retarded. I didn’t do such, but you and members of your camp still called the authorities and complained about the Dairy Of A Hollywood Street King.

The cyber police said, you guys are scared and feel threatened. They shut us down for a few hours, they said so many people hate us and want us off the air. My people and I were laughing. We sell records. The streets are saying that the people doing this are Perez, Romi, Dj Jess, and Ben Russo (among other haters out there). Around here we refer to you guys as the Powder Posse.

My fans are pissed and I will not let them down. We have a contact (my dope man). He knows one of Perez’s ex-lovers. This ex-lover of Perez is going to sell us a video he recorded during their love affair. I am going to buy the footage. It’s a recession so I am going to buy this video for cheap. It’s going to cause a major ruckus. They all need to fall the fuck back.

Watch out now, in 48 hrs some fools will learn not to walk under the ladder but to think deeply before their climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 97:32

On January 16th 2009 Rush Limbaugh said the following on air during his radio program regarding an offer from a national publication for Rush to publish a 400 word essay on what his hopes are for the Obama administration:
So I’m thinking of replying to the guy, “Okay, I’ll send you a response, but I don’t need 400 words, I need four: I hope he fails.” (interruption) What are you laughing at? See, here’s the point. Everybody thinks it’s outrageous to say. Look, even my staff, “Oh, you can’t do that.” Why not? Why is it any different, what’s new, what is unfair about my saying I hope liberalism fails? Liberalism is our problem. Liberalism is what’s gotten us dangerously close to the precipice here. Why do I want more of it? I don’t care what the Drive-By story is. I would be honored if the Drive-By Media headlined me all day long: “Limbaugh: I Hope Obama Fails.” Somebody’s gotta say it.

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Five days left with this asshole in charge. I didn’t wanna say it but after hearing his farewell speech I had to call him a asshole.

This warmonger started off his speech by giving his administration thank you’s. He even gave a special thanks to one of the worst people in America, Dick Cheney. Then he gave thanks to his family, his parents, then us (the people.) Like we fucking care dude. We want you out of the fucking White House.

Doesn’t he get it? Of course not, he never will!

G.W. carried on, he said our lives have returned back to normal since September 11, but everyday he has to relive 9/11. Is this guy on the same planet as us? What is he calling normal? We been going through turmoil after turmoil with this guy.

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Michael’s biographer Ian Halperin is saying that the King Of Pop is dying. Ian is saying Michael needs a lung transplant. Supposedly Michael is suffering from Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency.

Dude is saying Michael’s got a fucked up liver and that Michael is 95% blind in one eye. This dude is saying, Michael’s unable to speak properly. Ian also said that Micheal is suffering from gastrointestinal bleeding that could kill him.

Ian’s a fucking liar, that’s what I think. Michael’s record is about to drop and he’s pitching us all a curve ball.

Jacky ain’t swinging, it’s all a publicity stunt. If Michael can’t speak properly how did he record his latest album? This is horseshit and only those who eat dinner at Arby’s will believe it. (more…)

Bow Wow denies being the father of Superheads child he said he smashed her but he wore a rubber. I believe him.

Karrine Superhead Steffans you are a fucking liar, I am happy for Bow Wow. I was so disgusted with him I named him asshole Of The Month over this incident. I can’t retract my blog about you Bow Wow nor will I apologize to you, but lets all give him a little applause for not being this whores baby daddy.

GOOD FOR YOU BOW WOW!

Wearing a condom not only protects you from STD’S, it also protects you from conniving little bitches who don’t know who their baby daddy is. (more…)