Posts Tagged ‘Funny’
Friday, May 29th, 2009
Eve is on Twitter and she’s diss’in Chris Brown and I think it’s so funny; know why?
This girl Eve will only date bitch-made nigga’s.
This wanna-be white chic Eve says, ” If any man comes at her with a fist she’s gonna do him some’in.” Eve’s talking tuff. Eve what will you do? Fight back?
My suggestion is if a man is assaulting you ladies; get away and call the authorities.
Don’t listen to Eve she’s scared of men and takes dildo’s in her vagina; it’s on the internet. I posted it.
Eve also said ” Rihanna you are beautiful and talented “. Hey Eve stop sucking on prosthetic dildo’s; it’s giving you brain damage!
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Thursday, April 16th, 2009
I’ve been getting alotta emails from girls in the clubs, asking advice, saying hello, etc etc.
I’ve got some funny ass pictures lately and decided to start posting them!
Apparently there’s a big problem in LA with girls catching crabs from dirty moustaches or something – read the “office memo” below.
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Tags: behind the scenes, Funny, Gossip, hookers, Jacky Jaspers Hollywood, los angeles, nightmares, Photos, Strip Clubs
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Tuesday, April 14th, 2009
Usain Bolt is the fastest man in the world. Remember him from the Olympics?
He’s the Jamaican dude who kicked ass in China. Guess what?
Usain smokes weed. If all these star athletes smoking and still doing well, why’d they make sure a big deal with Michael Phelps?
Go talk to Wendy Williams for more info.
Rick Ross, Ja Rule,The Game and Fat Joe all teamed up to diss 50 Cent.
Good job Curtis. They all thinking bout you now.
I wonder who paid the studio bill?
Read more here
Phil Spector was found guilty on 2nd degree murder today.
This is fucking nonsense; Phil is going to die in there.
Doesn’t anybody care? (more…)
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Tuesday, February 17th, 2009
Killa Cam is telling us all that Juelz Santana is on drugs. Cam is saying Juelz is on that Robitussin and he told Juelz mom too.
These guys are the greatest and I love it. Killa don’t care. he ain’t snitching. He’s simply saying don’t listen to Santana he’s a drug addict.
I notice none of you guys like Killa Cam. You guys are saying he ripped off Juelz. I don’t know nor do I care. Killa is a funny dude he brought comedy to the table and I love it. Don’t you? He called Fiddy Bugs Monkey. He hit Jay Z with Joe Camel. This guy is a riot. He can take all Juelz and Jimmy’s money. It’s not your business.
He did start Dipset didn’t he?
Jacky 55:18
Tags: Bugs monkey, Comedy, cough medicine, Dipset, Drug Addict, Drugs, Funny, Jacky Jasper, Jay Z, Joe Camel, Juelz Santana, Killa Cam, love, Mom, money, Monkey, Riot, Robitussin, syrup, syzurp
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Tuesday, December 9th, 2008
This guy is writing blogs. Mean evil blogs and I love it!
Jamie don’t play around, we gotta give it up to Jamie. He’s saying stuff I would say.
He don’t give a fuck and I am loving it. Jamie ain’t holding back punches. On his satellite radio show he even said Eddie Murphy had a tranny thrown off the roof (jamie is saying eddie murphy had a tranny killed.) Jamie said that, and I am proud of him. That’s some shit I would say.
Jamie said he’s the worst. He said there’s no other evil blogger out there. Jamie said he writes the worst blogs.
My feelings are truly hurt by this. Is he kidding me? I am the fucking wor$t. I won’t tolerate someone like Jaime Foxx challenging me for such a title, as the wor$t.
Just for that am going to review his new album, Oh yes am going to. I will pay 99 cents to download that bullshit song titled “The Brady Bunch.” It’s a song from the new Jamie Foxx CD. For starters maybe you guys didn’t know but Ill tell you, Jamie Foxx is TONE DEAF! (more…)
Tags: Blogger, Brady Bunch, Bullshit, Climb Up The Ladder, Download Song, Dude, Eddie Murphy, Feelings, Funny, Jacky, Jaime Foxx, Jamie Foxx, Jamie Foxx tone deaf, love, New Album, Punches, Satellite Radio, Shit, Starters, terrible album, Tranny
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