Gabrielle Union “came up” recently…know why? She got herself a professional basketball player name Dwayne Wade.
Guess Gabrielle is a homewrecker after all…isn’t she? I wonder which mysterious chic gave Dwayne Wade that STD last year…?
(I didn’t make this up – Dwayne’s wife Siohvaugh said so)

Good going Gabrielle; you did it…you found a sucker! I always encourage all my female readers to get a professional athlete…guess why? ‘Cuz they’re sucker’s mane.

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