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There’s been loads of ass-kissing this year, and we here at HSK will not let the brown-nosers pass you by. So, we’ve created a list of people who we have deemed the top house niggas of the year. They are people who have not given back to the community…a community which supported these house niggas careers, from the start. Some of these well deserving house nigga awards are also people who are ashamed of being black, and are yearning to be white. Here’s a countdown of your top ten house niggas for 2009…

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The Number Seven House Nigga of the Year Award Goes to (more…)

Diana Ross is going to take sometime off. She doesn’t wanna hear about all this black stuff. She’s checking in…

Diana wants to hang-out with her Fox New’s and Friends. The Cabin landlord Sean Hannity greets her and introduces Diana to the rest of confused people of color. People like:

Michael “The jackass” Steel
Larry “I hate everything black people do” Elder
Jesse “Jealous” Jackson
Bob “House nigga” Johnson
Colin “The fucking liar” Powell
The Born Again Christian Prince
Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry
Tiger “I am asian not black” Woods
Halle “I hate blackmen” Berry
Whoopi “I don’t need to see obama’s inauguration speech” Goldberg
Lil “I only date whitemen now girl it’s goes with my new nose” Kim
Amy “The republican anal queen” Holmes
Wayne “I wish i could be Sammy Davis jr.” Brady
America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley

They all flock to Diana just to see what Diana’s wearing. After 2 sips of wine Diana rushes to her Cabin room just to change into another new gown. The Boss returns and her name is Diana. (more…)

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Wayne Brady is checking in. He’s way overdue and he can’t wait to meet his confused retarded friends at the Cabin.

Wayne is greeted by Tiger Woods, Clarence Thomas, Michael Steele, Larry Elder, Bob Johnson, The Born Again Christian Prince, Amy Holmes, Halle Berry, Whoopi Goldberg, Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rice, Lil Kim, Tyler Perry, And America’s Favorite house negro Tavis Smiley.

Wayne is so happy to meet Sean Hannity the Cabin’s Landlord. Wayne sings and dances right away. Sean is smiling and says to Ann Coulter, “that’s the America I remember.” Wayne is a happy negro, he doesn’t wanna hear about all that Black History Month ish. He’s going to spend some quality time with his Fox News and Friends.

Carlson Tucker shows Wayne to his room at the Cabin and Wayne says to Carlson, “I am so excitied to be here.” There’s only 4 rooms left in the Cabin who’s going to check in tomorrow?

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Whoopi Goldberg is taking some time off. She wants to join her friends over at The Fox News Black History Cabin Retreat. She’s greeted by Clearance Thomas, Bob Johnson, Tiger Woods, Born Again Christian Prince, Larry Elder, Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry, Jesse Jackson, the worst bitch ever Condoleezza Rice, Halle Berry, Amy Holmes And America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley.

Sean Hannity the Cabin’s landlord congratulates Whoopi on her talk show the View. Sean tells her she’s among friends. Whoopi don’t wanna hear about Black History Month. She is going to spend some quality time at Uncle Tom’s Cabin Retreat.

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Halle Berry is no longer dating black men and guess what? I don’t care. She’s an idiot. she’s an ex-crack smoker and she can’t fucking act. There I said it.

Halle Berry was and is all hype. She’s a fucking retard. Eric Benet told me personally her sex sucks so tell the French kid from Canada- her male model who’s living off her. Tell him he can keep that half deaf bitch. That’s why Halle is going to take sometime off.

She’s going to hang-out with her new friends and the Fox News team. She’s greeted by Michael Steele, Colin Powell, Larry Elder, Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry, Clarence Thomas, The Born Again Christian- Prince, Jesse Jackson, America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley, and the worst bitch ever Condoleeza Rice.

Halle is approached by the Cabin’s Landlord Sean Hannity. He tells her she was the first women to get an Oscar for a sex scene and it wasn’t her but it was her friends at the Republican Party pulling strings. Halle cries like she always does as Bill O Reilly shows her to her room. Halle doesn’t wanna hear about Black History Month. She going to spend some quality time at Uncle Tom’s Cabin Retreat.