Now’s the time for all of Jacky’s readers to move to Hollywood!! and I don’t mean for the beautiful weather or ladies either mane!! It’s a buyers/renters market. Home prices and rents are super affordable. The market is over flooded with houses and apartments fit for a pimp!! just ask Jacky, he just closed on his new house in the Hollywood Hills!! The other reason that now’s the “Time” is Hollywood’s about to explode!!

The W Hotel’s moving to town, Cirque Du Soleil’s coming to the Kodak Theater, Filming is begining again. and you know what that means? Hollywood’s going to be the place to make that money again
mane!! Jacky likes his readers to know the inside scoop, So if you’re looking for a Hollywood apt. call Noah at The Ojai Apts. 323.851.7668 that’s where we send our HSK International Interns, or if you’re looking to buy a home in Hollywood, contact Shawn at The Reis Group.

Tell’em Jacky sent you!!

“I never knew I was so popular in Europe. You have all my records? You are singing all the words to my song. I know you’re not a fan. How long have you been in L.A.?

Yes, I live here alone. Do you wanna drink?

I never knew you were a singer? Oh, that’s right you are an actress. I am sorry my bad. You have a strong Norwegian accent. You like this song? I never knew you could dance. I’ll have to tell my friend Martin Scorsese about you.

Yes, that’s an original Jackson Pollock piece. You want another line? I know it’s good isn’t it?

I know we are on the Hollywood Hills, that’s L.A. down there.I knew you would like it. You’re high aren’t you? Want more? Help yourself I’ll fix another drink.

Damn your naked baby. You are quick, that’s how you do it in Europe uh? Oh shit who’s at the door. Hey honey, that’s my girlfriend. Don’t be worried she likes girls. Hi honey this is Christina. Christina this is Jodi she’s from Norway. I know she’s beautiful isn’t she? Christina you like my girlfriend Jodi? You do? Most girls do.

Want another line?…”

Christina doesn’t know it yet but she has entered a night of debachuary. She will be bruised in the morning and will wake up to only see the maid. Christina will be escorted off the premises by a security guard and she will remember Hollywood for it’s lu$t and temptation. Tune in tomorrow for another saga of Vacation Pussy.