Someone over at Borders bookstore called the office and invited me down to the store to get a free Karrine Steffans book last week.
So Teddy and I took a drive over to Borders at Sunset and Vine to receive my new autographed book The Vixen Manual…
Karrine autographed my book, wished me well, and I wish I could return the same favor in regards to her book but I can’t…

After reading one chapter of this ridiculous book I came to an instant conclusion – It must be destroyed!
This book goes against all my teachings so I will not allow or promote this book to any of my female constituents…

By the way some of my readers got pissed at me for even taking a picture with Karrine! You guys are the worst – but how can I go against my readers? They know what’s best and so do I that’s why I decided to burn Karrine ” Superhead ” Steffans book, “The Vixen Manual”. I highly recommend this book to the loser chics the girls you’ll never see me with!
Hey its a best seller so some of you people like this book and I’m sure it’s the same people who would watch a cheesy porno by Kim Kardashian! Don’t get mad at me for burning Karrine’s book ‘cuz I’m doing society a major favor…know why? It’s bad for the kids and for the chics who support my lavish lifestyle…
Please don’t get all “ACLU” on me about this – much like snuff films – this book isn’t protected – it’s got no artistic value.

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